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Would It Kill You to Ask by WishingOnWhishaw
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
10 Oct 2024
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Alex is a little tipsy and can't resist when Tim sets him up perfectly for the well-worn joke. Or at least Alex thinks it's a joke. For Tim it just cements the idea that Alex is fed up with him. He doesn't realise he's not the only one in this relationship who's struggled with the whole business of government-enforced seperation.
Or: Tim gets the wrong impression, thinks Alex is breaking up with him, and then Alex does his very best to prove him wrong.
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I'm love this
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These Things Take Time by exboyscout
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
28 Jun 2025
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Alex and Greg share a dressing room at the 2010 Edinburgh Fringe.
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22 year old Alex Horne returns to his home town as a student teacher having gone through some changes in the intervening years.
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Ch 2
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When You Are Old and Grey and Full of Sleep by Vamillepudding for neuerswaist
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
27 Dec 2025
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“Shush. Shut up. I’m trying to be nice.”
Tim makes a face. “Don’t be.”
Alex doesn’t smile then, because that’s not who he is, but Tim can see that he wants to, because that’s who Tim is. “Alright,” he says. “I won’t, then.”
“Good,” Tim says, and before he can tack any joke onto that, Alex leans down and kisses him.
Or: The thing is, Tim knows for a fact that Alex has other places he could get it. So why does he keep coming back to Tim?
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Not a Bad Beginning (By Far the Best Ending) by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
17 Jul 2025
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Greg is getting irritated again. “I know I’m not one of Alex’s fifty closest friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care."
“Did he tell you that?” Tim asks. "That you’re not one of his five hundred closest friends or whatever?"
“I said fifty,” Greg says. “Now I’m thinking it’s five hundred and I feel even worse.”
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Or: Tim has known Alex for two decades and knows him better than anyone, and still thinks he would rather die than hear Alex say something nice about him.
Greg has known Alex for almost one decade now, but he still sometimes feel like he doesn't know him at all.
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(For the Taskhusbands Bingo prompt: fell into a parallel universe)
In 2001, Alex Horne is freshly dumped, drunk and just trying to get back to his college rooms when he trips and falls through time. In 2025, Greg Davies is on tour, lonely, and just trying to get back to his hotel, when he stumbles upon a much, much, younger version of his friend and co-host. Together they try to find a path home for Alex.
Update: now with FANTASTIC ART - end of chapter 2
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Alex Horne: a longitudinal study.
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Shoulda Somehow Realised What You Gotta Do by Anonymous for outofthatseminary
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
03 Sep 2024
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It was, in an odd way, a bit like a task, where Alex couldn’t stop the timer until it had been completed. Or, more accurately, couldn’t move on from the day until it’d been completed. Which meant there was something he had to be missing, something he was meant to do but hadn’t.
Of course, if it had been a task, he’d’ve stopped the clock and let Greg deal with the inevitable disqualification in the studio. It was funnier that way, usually, though Alex did find he had a new appreciation for the contestants who thought they’d nailed it only to have to turn around and defend themselves.
It was certainly less funny in his circumstance.
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- Part 44 of Taskmaster Collection
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Alex starts questioning his sexuality after 46 years of presuming he's straight
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Alex realizes he ain't straight (same)
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Please don’t get undressed (I’ve got all I can take) by IheartBingo0_0
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
18 Oct 2024
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Why does everyone keep insisting that Alex wants to have sex with Greg?
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I love this exploration of the dynamic with asexuality thrown in, it's a very cute fic and very comforting to me as an acespec person. The sex confusion is real
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Greg didn’t really know what the rules of the task were, but he was absolutely positive that no one was following them from how red Alex was getting. He was yelling (or as best as he could manage) at one of the contestants.
And then suddenly he wasn’t. Greg’s eyes were always drawn to Alex so he saw the moment, the moment that Alex collapsed. Like a puppet with cut strings, his entire body going slack.
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Turnabout is Fair Play by Kim_Tey
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
21 Dec 2024
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Greg recognises something in Tim Key. An ache he's all too familiar with. Leveraging his new found intimacy with Alex, he gives the boys the little push they need to finally see each other in a new light. And if he gets to come along for the ride as well, he's hardly going to complain.
An alternate ending of One Good Turn, but can be read as a stand alone.
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- Part 2 of One Good Turn
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One Good Turn by Kim_Tey
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
12 Oct 2024
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They never seemed to quite click. It wasn’t personal, he had reasoned.
But something had lit a fire under Alex recently it seemed. He’d been at Greg every night to agree to come with on a holiday. And so here he now found himself, sitting in his car, in the middle of a field in god knows where, watching Tim Fucking Key laughing at Alex as he stumbled over tent poles.
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- Part 1 of One Good Turn
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Despite Alex's job as a handler, his day-to-day is mostly nothing too exciting... that is until he gets assigned a new agent: the fabled Taskmaster.
Just a silly little Handler/Secret agent AU
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"Jesus Christ, Horne, thank fuck," the smaller cat says, in a pitch-perfect imitation of Rhod Gilbert.
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“Fine. Last Christmas—”
Tim sniggered. “Let me guess, you gave him your heart, and the very next day, he gave it away?”
But Alex just glanced at him and away again. “Yes.”
Tim’s smile faded. “Wait, really?”
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- Part 66 of Taskmaster Collection
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Plodding On and On and On and On and- by dangerliesbeforeyou
Fandoms: Inside No. 9 (TV), Inside No. 9 (TV) RPF
26 Aug 2025
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Uh Oh! Actor Reece Shearsmith finds himself trapped in a time loop reliving the party celebrating his hit show Inside No. 9!
Can old wounds be healed? Will he ever be able to forgive Steve? How many times can he hear Time to say Goodbye before he finally snaps?
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Christmas in Taskerville by Illuminescence for jmurph773
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
21 Jun 2024
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New York Times bestselling romantasy, "Masked Fall" is headed for the big screen, and heart-throb leading man, Greg Davies, will play its bisexual protagonist. But when an aggressive interviewer asks just the wrong question, Greg says something he didn't mean to - and flees the ensuing media shit-storm to the tiny village of Taskerville.
Hiding behind a fake name, Greg meets a colourful cast of village characters - but none more-so than the gap-toothed, shabbily dressed Alex Horne, who rescues Greg from mishaps and misadventures. The influencers are circling, and Christmas is coming - will Greg keep hiding, or will he find a reason to throw off the mask and step into the light?“Thank you so much for taking the time to chat with us today about your upcoming film, Mr Davies! I know it’s very early in—”
“—Oh, fuck! Please, Tim, for a hundred and one reasons, call me Greg. I left Mr. Davies back in the classroom!”- Language:
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really wholesome!!alex doesnt know greg is a famous actor and greg doesnt know alex is a Lord
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Witchfinder Specific by sabinelagrande
Fandoms: No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
16 Aug 2021
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Some witches try to save some people. With questionable methods. And some possibly coerced help. Look, the key word is "try," and it doesn't say "all."
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Neverland (Taskmaster Littles Are Known AU) by rustyjaybird
Fandom Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast), Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
11 Dec 2024
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