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Unconnected codywan tropes. A mix of fluff and crack. Please note that angst is illegal here.
(Well, it started as tropes...)Unless otherwise stated, please assume that Palpatine dies in some horribly mundane way, for example:
- choking on a grape
- choking on fish bones
- speeder accident
- trips over own cloak and falls down the stairs
Obviously without him there to orchestrate everything, the war comes to an end, and all my boys live happily ever after.- Words:
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These are epic!
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Waterboy goes down hard in the aftermath of a frantic and sudden mission that required the whole Z-team.
The ever-dysfunctional Z-team is then forced to work together to make sure that Waterboy stays alive until they can contact emergency services and get him proper help. This is easier said than done, though..In any other situation, the team would rather not get personal with Waterboy, but now they're required to take a small step into the personal life of this weird dork..
...oh, and also, they have to find a way to gently tell Waterboy's poor grandmother that her grandson might be dead without giving her a heart attack.
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EDIT: Remind me never to try this hard at writing a fanfiction ever again, fuck me. I can't believe I wrote and posted this slop, then submitted it to the contest. I'm genuinely sorry. What the hell was I thinking.. I'm not as good of a writer as I think I am sometimes. If you liked this, please leave a comment. Otherwise it doesn't feel worth posting anything.
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- Part 1 of DISPATCH | Sparkling Water saga
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REWRITE: Dragons Speak Parseltongue Too, You Know by Potterwatcher
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2024
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"I'm all right!" Harry stood up and waved frantically at the keepers with his right hand. He would have used his left as well, but there was a dragon egg glued to it.
He did a double take. Nope, that was definitely a dragon egg. Only, this egg didn't look like the other eggs anymore. Instead of being off-white, it was a dark silver with swirling black designs etched into it. But somehow... Harry knew that the designs were runes, and that they were there because of him.
"It is beautiful." Ignis said approvingly. "My egg chose well."
"The egg chose me?" Harry asked in wonder.
"Yes."
Harry befriends the dragon in the first task, and this results in him bonding with one of her eggs as a Draconus Amicus. Watch as Harry navigates his new status, makes new friends, and discovers new enemies. Of course, Luna is involved and regularly breaks Hermione's brain along the way. And... Fred has a thing for McGonagall? Who knows.
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Chapter 23
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365 stories
730 prompts
Use a random number generator (As I shout "Thanks Google" too my little friend on my desk) for two prompts, use the one that first clicks with you and return the other to the list.
Story must be a minimum of 100 words.- Words:
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Fairy Tale Retellings by Bouncey, inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 Nov 2025
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Modern Arthur and Merlin are trapped in Camelot thanks to a botched spell, only to find King Arthur is indisposed, and, hey, Modern Arthur you look like the King, how about helping us out and impersonating him?
Cue chaos.
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Merlin and Arthur fall out. It's like hell has opened up. The thing is, no one knows why. It doesn't help that Arthur is acting innocent, or at least, like he wasn't at fault. Everyone knew it was his fault.
The whole situation was terrible. Although there were some benefits; for one, Sir Mordred now excelled in ninja-like stealth skills, and Sir Leon could blend in wherever he stood. Sir Elyan tried, and Sir Gwaine managed.
No one knew how Sir Percival did it. Not that they could find him and ask.
All of it was accomplished simply to avoid Merlin's wrath.Gwen and Morgana were called back from their nice little romantic holiday to deal with the whole situation. Their approach was a little more ruthless.
Mordred really hoped that this wasn’t a bad idea.
Merlin would never forgive him.
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Heroes and Gods, Gods and Monsters by blackdragonhellfire
Fandom Aquaman (2018), Aquaman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Shazam! (2019), Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Under the Red Hood
20 May 2025
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Every Percy Jackson and DCEU crossover by Black Dragon Hellfire. Connected or unconnected, that’s up to you.
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- Stardust (In you and in me) - Thalia Grace goes to visit Jason Todd's grave
- The Champion - In which Billy Batson gets roped into the war between the Greeks and the Romans
- Of Land and Sea - Arthur Curry ends up as a reluctant mentor to Percy Jackson.Upcoming:
- Black Adam/Kane Chronicles Crossover
- In which Thalia becomes the only member of the Batfamily with a spear and adopts another brother named Jason (prequel to Stardust)- Words:
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(Alternatively titled "The Various Adventures of Barnacle Boy and Fish Jesus.")After a long night of drinking by a beach on Long Island, Arthur finds this kid that can talk to fish just as well as he can. And he knew that if it was up to him, this kid would never go through what he went through, not knowing how to deal with his powers and feeling like a fish out a water (and wasn't that a riot.)
He didn't mean for this kid to attach himself to him like a barnacle.
He didn't mean to accidentally start to like hanging with the damn kid.
And he sure as hell didn't know how the fuck to feel when he discovered the kid wasn't even part Atlantean at all.
(In which Arthur Curry sort of becomes Percy Jackson's mentor figure, accidental babysitter, and cool older brother. Oh, and Percy is sort of Atlantis's version of Jesus, but that's another story.)
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Harry should have come out and met someone when he was younger. He should have seen a doctor about the pain in his hip while youth was still on his side. Now, he's made his peace with dying young, but maybe not with dying alone.
Draco should have got the Kiss. He should have died in Azkaban decades ago. Instead, guards throw him in a Ministry lift with a dying man who could stand to live a little.
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Lovely and sad.
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The Wolf, the Maiden, and the Chicken-Legged Hut by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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In which Milena de Roggeven goes looking for a mighty warrior to save her people - in the demesne of Baba Yaga.
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- Part 10 of Fairy Tale Retellings
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Even enchanters get conned by deviantcanary
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009), Batman - All Media Types
27 Jul 2022
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Bernard leaned out his window, calling out, “What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder?”
Red Robin smirked, “I… am an enchanter!”
Bernard quickly shook off his surprise, “By what name are you known?”
“There are some who call me… Tim?”
“No names in the field,” Batman grunted.
Bernard choked, “Your name is actually Tim?!”
“Dammit, B!” Red Robin cursed. “It was a line from Monty Python!”
“Holy shit, Tim?”
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- Part 2 of White Collar DC Week 2022
- Part 1 of Monty Python and the Holy Con
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"We have to return the painting!" Bernard shouted as he barged into Steph's apartment.
"Bernard?" Steph growled from where she was on the couch with Cass.
"Yeah?"
"Go away."
"But-"
"My bra is on the fucking floor, do you really think now is the right time?"
"Fine," he huffed. Right before he slammed the door, he shouted, "This is your fault for not locking the door!"
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"What do you mean we can't return the painting?"
"It's already been found out we replaced it with a forgery."
"So?"
"Tim is watching this entire situation like a hawk."
"Then, what are we supposed to do?"
"Well, I know Selina would really appreciate this kind of art."
"No, not about that. What should I get Tim for his birthday?"
"You know, I think you might finally have become as batshit crazy as the rest of us."
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Eleanor thinks that nothing in the world has ever been beautiful quite like they are. Her friends, her family, the Not-Bobcats of Not-East High. The seven loves of her life. It’s maybe a cheesy goofball after-school special kind of a thought to think, but as long as they’re around, she’s pretty sure she can conquer any and all manner of haberdashery that life throws at her, no matter how huge or impossible or terrifying it might seem at first glance.
A modern-day all-human AU, with feeling.
Featuring........ (*Jason voice* drumroll please!) ........
Teleanor! Chosen family! Evil architect Michael AND bartender Michael! Chidi Anagonye/psychiatric care! Copious Simone! The Neighborhood, in bar form! Phoenix, AZ! Autistic Janet AND they/them Janet! The ultimate scoop on Kamilah Al-Jamil! Polyamory! Soulmatery! And so much more!!!!
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ghosts? in front of MY salad? by paperxcrowns for dottie_wan_kenobi
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman and the Signal (Comics)
02 Aug 2021
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duke thought it would be a fun way to bond with his new family. he just never expected they actually summon a ghost. maybe talk to one at most, but definitely not summon one.
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Round Robin: Divine and Conquer by apricitydays, detectiveireyu, Dragonborn_Phoenix, DrWhoIsGinnyHolmes, FantasticElement, jtimu, lily_winterwood, poppyhills, Rainjuly, skotini, slantindicular, strawhouses, Thunder_of_Dragons
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jun 2025
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Harry has always hated Divination. But now in Eighth Year, he has to take remedial Divination.
With Malfoy.
Could his life get any worse?
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Honestly I have no idea whats going on but I like this
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Writer's Month 2022 by DayenuRose
Fandom Archie Comics & Related Fandoms, Batgirl (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Birds of Prey (Comic), Gilmore Girls, Miraculous Ladybug, Nightwing (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Riverdale (TV 2017), Robin (Comics), Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: X-Wing Series - Aaron Allston & Michael Stackpole, Wolverine and the X-Men (Cartoon), X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men Evolution, Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
25 Nov 2023
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You could hear the director fussing with something before he finally spoke, “There was… an incident in the daycare.”
The day just started for them. How could something have happened already?
“Someone get hurt?”
“No, no, no one was hurt,” the director assured before correcting himself, “No humans were hurt anyway.”
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Gravity: Fallen Angels by kaeltale
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Sep 2019
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In which Aziraphale Falls, and Crowley learns.
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An Unexpected Road Trip by FarGreenCountrySwiftSunrise
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
21 Apr 2020
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Bramble Baggins is quite respectable until the Company of Thorin Oakenshield drag her on a road trip across America. Fem!Bilbo, Modern AU, Bagginshield.
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All Severus knows is that Bill Weasley is the nicest thing he’s ever seen and he wishes desperately that there was something between them. But there isn’t and so he pines from afar. Until the universe decides to intervene, on Christmas Eve no less, in the guise of a crashing marble ceiling and one golden boy.
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Glimpse of a podcast by WanderingNusantaran
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Warriors - Erin Hunter
22 Sep 2024
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On this special episode of the SeaView Podcast, host Percy Jackson invites some high profile guests to discuss an important topic - Should Our Stories Be Told?
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When the Internet connects all fictional worlds in a dimension parallel to ours, podcasts like this can happen.
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This story is amazing!!