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    “Dick…”
    Right. He needed to focus.
    “Little Wing?” Dick’s tone lost the harshness to it, as if sensing that Jason was teetering on the edge. He could always tell when Jason needed the grounding. He always knew. Could feel it from a mile away.
    “Dick, I think…I think you have a son.”

    He closed his eyes, surrendering to the darkness. He forced his heartbeat to slow, and an eerie calmness washed over his thoughts. The last image that flickered through his mind was Aunt May’s lifeless eyes.

    Peter hoped he wouldn’t wake up again.

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    17 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    "They're starting to come through, and I can't stop them. They're here--because of you."

    Peter forced the words out once he had the idea.

    "What if I wasn't here?"

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    Peter Parker makes one last gamble, asking for Dr. Strange to send him to a new universe--one so far his enemies wouldn't be able to come through the portal and follow him, or endanger his friends. The spell works, and Peter finds himself in the dark, smog-filled streets of Gotham City. Weak from the interdimensional journey, he finds an alliance and friendship with none other than a young street thief in a dirty red hoodie.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    But now, he looked ecstatic. So. . . content.

    Nimona tucked her ears down, and backed into the shadows once more. From whence she came.

    She couldn’t ruin that for him. Not for Bal, the one person who had ever shown her any kindness.

    She turned, and started the trek back to the tower. Behind her, the rough sound of Ballister’s laughter filled the air.

    Or: Nimona returns, alone.

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    15 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    De-aged Tony Stark lives with the Avengers.
    Captain America has always been his favourite superhero, but because of Howard, little Tony is really afraid of making the Captain angry or just not being good enough in general.

    When he breaks something on accident, it would go over as well as you'd expect.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    This was definitely not now Peter wanted to spend his day, absolutely the fuck not. He ducked to his left, picking up the pace in the closed alleyway. He wanted to go home, do his homework, call Ned to see if he was still up for meeting him, if not, patrol. But no, why would god leave him alone? Why would he give Peter one day of god damn peace? No, instead it decided that Peter needed a fucking creep. A stalker. A really creepy unnerving stalker. Peter did NOT like how this man looked at him.

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    A man keeps following Peter around and as the teen tries to lose the guy he somehow end up in a bar we all know too well and ends up making some unexpected friends

    (also teen audience because of the swearing)

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    13 Feb 2026