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No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.
Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.
Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.
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Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.
But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...
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03 Jan 2024
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Technoblade crashes and becomes the server baby with high amounts of anxiety and wiggly brain time
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Teeth by yellowfang42
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
30 Jan 2026
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In a world of supernatural creatures, humans are a little scared of them. That’s where the Cryptic-Human Alliance Guild comes in, to facilitate better relations between humans and the supernatural, and for safety for the squishier humans.
Tango Tek, a recently turned vampire (in the last month) is volunteered to give presentations on ‘sleep safety’ to different communities to slow the increase of vampirism and reduce casualties. It’s at one of these presentations he meets Jimmy Solidarity; a man incapable of turning, no matter how many times he’s been drained, who asks for his help in stopping whoever keeps taking all his blood every month.
As Tango searches for answers, he learns a lot more about the supernatural community, and where his current stance lands him among his new peers. What’s more, why is Jimmy specifically unable to turn? And when the other humans find out, what lengths will they go to gain the same immunity?
A platonic ranchers fic in which Tango helps Jimmy deal with life-threatening encounters with familiar faces, some human, some supernatural.
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There is no provable difference between a mousehole and a black hole. Or, for that matter,
(A scientist, in his lab.)
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- Part 2 of From the Archives: Marginalia
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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10 Aug 2025
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A beautiful story about a civilian falling for the villain, but instead of being fully good after it all, the civilian learns "all good" isnt the best, also they so stupid and cute
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Netherborn Pregnancy (and all that comes with it) by Aortic_Fox
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
10 Feb 2026
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Tango never really considered the possibility of becoming pregnant, because of a code blocker on Hermitcraft that is meant to prevent it. The problem is, that code doesn't apply if the conception happened outside of the server. Now Tango is sitting with a positive pregnancy test in his hand, and he doesn't know how to tell his boyfriends.
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- Part 2 of Mpreg Transmasc Tangotek