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    The manga version of "Would Kira have gay sex"– using edited Death Note panels :-)

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Peak

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    It’s not going viral because Jane’s true identity was exposed—or even because Ilya was blatantly sexting in public. That part’s as expected as Shane doing yoga or any human being on earth breathing.

    No, the texts are going viral because no one can believe how bad this “Jane” is at sexting.

    The women of the world are outraged. The men of the world are baffled. No one can understand why Ilya Rozanov, whose abs have their own fan club, is wasting his time on ‘a piece of cardboard that wished to be turned into a real girl’ (this particular joke has 300k likes and counting).

    Or: After a social media trend mocks Shane's sexting skills, he tries to improve them. It goes about as poorly as you'd expect.

    Now available in Russian

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    20 Feb 2026

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    HIM DOING RESEARCH ON HOW TO DO IT BETTER OMGGGG

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    “If the king is so concerned about Merlin,” he asks, looking at Leon, “Why does he always take him along on quests and patrols? It’s not necessary to bring a servant, and he’s clearly worried—”

    Leon smiles. “We’ve often asked the same thing,” he says, and shrugs. “But I don’t think Merlin would allow himself to be left behind, so any argument is moot.”

    “He could order him,” Mordred says.

    “Merlin would just follow,” Leon says. “It’s easier to include him from the start. Sometimes, I think those two just need to be close to each other. Hard enough to keep them apart anyway, even at the beginning, when they were just constantly sniping at each other.”

    When Mordred looks back, Arthur’s arm is around Merlin’s shoulder, and he is smiling broadly. Merlin’s eyes are bright and focused on Arthur, and his lips are tugged upwards, as if he can’t quite stop himself.

    Merlin loves Arthur to the point of fear, Mordred realises.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    The characterisation brooo

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    The next time Arthur doesn’t say thank you, Gwaine puts his hand on Merlin’s back, stroking down the long length of it, from the short curls of hair at the nape of his neck to the neat cinch of his waist.

    “Thanks,” he praises, throwing a wink to an agape Arthur as he does. It’s wonderful.

    So wonderful, in fact, that for the next fortnight, for every brusque word that spills from Arthur’s lips, Gwaine spills three sweet ones.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Gwaine really said if you dont I WILL

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    Taking several liberties here, but what if Lucifer already knew Cain? If he showed up at the precinct after Pierce did and recognized him immediately, this is how it may have gone.
    More explanation in the notes

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    15 Feb 2026

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    giggling yes

  6. Rec 29

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    “Come on Stols, let’s go home. I need a fucking shower.”

    “Home.” Stolas repeats and there is something dark there, under that one word. Something that makes Blitzø pause. He takes a closer look at his bird and notices the ruffled feathers and the narrowed eyes. And then he sees his own phone sitting dead and still next to the bony elbow and he knows exactly what happened. He usually doesn’t like leaving Stolas alone with his phone because the owl will try to call Via over and over and over again until the battery runs out and then they are all left with… this. “What home?”

    ‘Ours’ sits on the top of Blitzø’s tongue but he knows better than to voice it.

    So he says “The apartment” instead and watches as Stolas grows even more tense.

    *******

    Blitzø has made it a habit to bring Stolas a human souvenir everytime he goes out on a job. This time it's something called a jigsaw puzzle. Stolas seems to know what that is and while the concept sounds boring and tedious to Blitzø, he keeps finding himself at that table with his bird, trying to put the pieces back together.

    In more ways than one.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Omggg

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    Bilbo has been planning to kill himself for a while. However, he wants to go out with a big bang and not just a common death. Cue Gandalf and his invitation to a dangerous adventure that will surely give him an opportunity to die in a lot of interesting ways. Now, if only those bothersome dwarves stop saving him at every attempt . . . Full prompt inside. Half serious, half not.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Vividpast strikes again and makes another absolute (unfinished) banger omgggg amazing 10/10 no notes

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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    This story would give me a little forehead kiss before proceeding to rip out my heart stomp on it and go oh wait sorry about that give it back with a little pat on the head before ripping it back out and stomping on it again in the next chapter

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    Bilbo has not caught something since he was a lad and accidentally caught the flower that Bertie Proudfoot was tossing to see if anyone was interested in her. It had taken a lot of practice and restraint but he was quite proud of the fact that he no longer flinched when someone threw something at him. For even that sort of reaction meant something to the hobbit tossing their heart. And while he’d always been careful to never throw anything that someone might be able to catch, he couldn’t have prepared himself for their quest.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Giggling I love themm

    "I think our hobbits broken"

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    A.K.A. The Quest for Erebor:

    The story of a Hobbit, told through the eyes of the dwarves.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Guyss no words omg

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    The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.

    (Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)

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    24 Jan 2026

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    AHHH omggg I wish the movie explored the different cultures and customs ngl

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    After falling from the tree didn't do the trick, Evan begins to seek out another solution. A partner. Peer pressure to get the job done. He spends several weeks trolling a website with a section called Suicide Partners after breaking his arm. He finds a potential match in someone else who is looking to make sure they actually pull the trigger this time (metaphorically speaking).

    Three guesses whose message Evan responds to.

    It's Connor's, of course.

    Inspired by My Heart and Other Black Holes

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    23 Jan 2026

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    "Connor had both finished putting teal dye on their newly bleached hair. They were playing rock paper scissors to determine who would get stuck washing their hair in the guest bathroom downstairs.

    Some people’s problems…" giggling

     

    "It would come back, Evan told himself.

    It would come back, he reassured himself." sobbing

    "Evan thought maybe he just didn’t understand other guys." Real valid yes

    “I don’t care what gender or genders you like, you can’t skip school just because you’re not straight.” Damn it well there goes that excuse

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    It was only when people actually saw John working as a physician that they began to understand: that it wasn’t just about bullets and IEDs and trauma care under fire. That “doctor” actually covered a pretty wide field. And that John was bloody good at covering ground. 5 times Dr. Watson treated others and 1 time he treated himself.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    YEAHH BAMF JOHN

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    How to care for your 🕺Sherlock

    John created the group chat 'How to care for your 🕺Sherlock'

    John added G. Lestrade, Molly! :3

     

    John: This is your crisis hotline for any and all inquiries regarding Sherlock Holmes while I am away for this medical conference. You will need it. Trust me. 

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    19 Jan 2026

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    "SH: This is not a war you will win, John. -SH

    SH: This is not Afghanistan. -SH"

     

    Otter sherlock x porcupine john i love them

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    Billy gave a fuck about nothing but him

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Freaks matching freaks I love then

  16. Rec 97

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    “Chuuya.” Dazai squeezed his hand. “I won’t laugh.”

    The boy stared back at him, piercing his gaze through the darkness, trying to latch onto any sign of insincerity or malicious intent. But Dazai was a master, and he couldn’t find anything.

    He’d just have to trust, something that was hard for them both outside of risking their fates for each other on the battlefield. It was absurd, but there was a difference between trusting each other with their lives and trusting each other to hug them and tell them it was okay. The latter just wasn’t them.

    But, somewhere, Chuuya decided to take that chance.

    “I miss my mum.”

    And Dazai’s heart stopped.

    Soukoku miss their mums.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    ahhhhh omg

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    Standing from his chair to reveal his full height, Stu sauntered over to Billy on the other side of the room. “We don’t use guns.”

    “Why would we use guns?” he asked. “That’s loud. Loud gets us caught.”

    “Well, I had to make sure. ‘Cause they never use guns in the movies,” Stu said. “You ever notice that? It’s about the knives. It’s about the stabbing.” He pressed a finger against Billy’s sternum. “The penetration.”

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    08 Jan 2026

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    When your "the faggots faggot" so your not technically gay

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    This whole “killing Cain plan” was really starting to give people the wrong idea.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    Hilarious

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    05 Jan 2026

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    Love the competitiveness just always unending

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    “What do you think?” 

    “I think you could’ve done this someplace other than my desk,” Mobius placates with his hands on his hips, pushing down his growing awe. 

    He has to take the high road here. One of them should. Though that’s kind of hard when Loki leans into the tiny scraps of praise. 

    “Alright, fine... it’s pretty impressive,” Mobius admits in fond exasperation. 

    To think, Loki really made this from a not-so-secret stash of plastic knives. It's more than impressive - it's spectacular. But these knife-related incidents are also really getting of hand and have to stop.

    “I call it Loki Liberty.” 

    “Still hung up on New York, huh?” 

    Loki always has something up his sleeve, especially when that thing can’t be a real knife.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    I love them Mobius.M.Mobius the man you are

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