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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    And some make him roll his eyes and try not to laugh, I was bewitched by a fairy, a witch told me my wife will cheat on me, that man was secretly an alien trying to take over Earth. Those, he either wants to ask them if they think he's stupid, or if they need a ride straight to Arkham, if they believe all the bullshit they speak.

    Getting attacked by a shadowy bat figure in the middle of the night while they're out committing crimes should be one of them. And yet...

    For the past few months, more and more criminals are spouting the same nonsense. A tall creature cloaked in shadow, with leathery wings twice its body, able to carry it through the night sky. Pointed ears with which it hears every small sound, unwilling to let a single person escape. Bright white eyes that glow in the dark, peering through your very soul and making you feel like all your thoughts are on full display. And sharp claws that it uses to slash anyone that stands in its way. They say.

    And Jim's had enough.

    OR : Batman's whole 'I am Vengeance' shtick leads to a some misunderstandings.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    How, exactly, do you tell the Justice League you weren’t a feral cryptid haunting Gotham?

    That single, most ridiculous question had been gnawing at Bruce’s mind for the past week. He could let them believe it—he had certainly let worse rumors fester when it served his purposes—but he couldn’t. He just couldn’t.

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    The continuation of Unintentional Cryptid.

    Bruce tries to clear up the small misunderstanding but every single time he interacts with the Justice League, it gets worse

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    02 Mar 2026

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    Bruce didn't intend for Batman to become a bat cryptid guarding Gotham, but it works in keeping crime down so he rolls with it, his gaggle of children eagerly diving headfirst into the role, but when the Justice League comes sniffing around the edges of his territory and his kids decide to do the funniest thing ever, can Batman keep up the biggest con of his life?

    But when has anything ever been simple in Gotham

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Does what it says on the tin (read: in the tags)

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    23 Feb 2026

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    Bobby stared at the teenager on the front porch. The kid was soaked from the storm but he wasn't shivering. Blood ran down the front of his white t-shirt as he clutched at his front with both arms. A morbid shadow of a hug. The teen raised his head, raven black locks fell back to reveal his eyes.

    His eyes were blue.

    They reflected the light like a cat's eye.

    He wasn't human.

    Bobby raised his shotgun and took a steady aim. The creature with the face of a kid flinched backwards.

    "Please, help me."

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    09 Feb 2026