9 Works by ConstantlyPurpLexed
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Hatchets Un-Buried, or, Cassie Malfoys Adventures in Government-Mandated Homewrecking by ConstantlyPurpLexed
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Dec 2024
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“I’m sorry, let me see if I can get this right - seven hundred years ago, the Lord Malfoy signed a deal with Lord Weasley, specifically just to fuck him over. Knowing full well that House Malfoy will only ever be born sons, he promised a daughter that would never exist - but when I finally had my name legally changed yesterday, suddenly I fill the role of this promised daughter? And now, due to the treaty signed by two men dozens of generations ago, I am legally obligated to marry the fucking Weasel?”
The ministry stooge nodded, his fat, sweaty face lightening into a relieved grin. “Yes, thats exactly right Miss Malfoy, I’m glad you’ve managed to be so understanding.”
From her left side, a quick inhale drew her attention, and she turned to meet the eyes of one Ronald Billious Weasley. He looked her up and down, blinking rapidly, then cocked his head to the side. Those rusty tumblers started spinning, and something approaching an original thought clunked its way through.
“...Draco?”
“My name is Cassiopeia,” she said numbly, lightheaded, frustrated, and already quite done with the day. “And I want a divorce.”
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Sophia isn't running, regardless of how much you might think so. She just - needs a fresh start. A new city, a new life, a new person; she just needs the space to figure that out. Promise.
As if.
A broken marriage; a vengeful heroine; a city unaware of the monster in its depths. New faces, new places, new enemies - same old problems. New York is shit out of luck, if they're counting on Private Investigator Sophia Hess to solve their problems.
After all - she's nobody's hero.
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An AU Worm story, set in 2023; all characters have aged up to follow suit. As far as this story is concerned, Scion, Cauldron, and the Endbringers never existed. We're here to keep things street level, where characters have a chance to shine without needing to be overshadowed by vast alien gods or world-ending monsters.
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Everybody Wants to Be Us by ConstantlyPurpLexed, hellgodsrus
Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)
05 Oct 2023
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Kara was the daughter of scientists and leaders, the family of generals and the descendant of kings; thousands of generations past, when Krypton was ruled by a monarchy and not a council. She hadn’t come all this way, lost this much, spent decades trapped in that tiny pod just to smile meekly and fit in. She was the last daughter of Krypton, and she would not do her mother, her father, her aunt, her uncles, her friends, classmates, grandparents, her people the disrespect of forgetting where she had come from.
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Kara is three months and twenty four years away from a tragedy when she is asked to forget her family. She is one of two remaining Kryptonians alive when she is told to put her upbringing behind her; she is the last living follower of ehnai'Rao to exist in the galaxy when she is told to smile and fake at humanity.
She is thirteen and twenty seven; alone and surrounded by people who want the best for her; responsible for the wellbeing of a man twice her age. She is the first and last and only person who knows what it means to bear the name Zor-El.
Kara is told to become human.
She tells them no.
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- Part 1 of House El Incorporated
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Can't get you out of my head by ConstantlyPurpLexed
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
21 Aug 2023
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Ravager and Mouse Protector talk out loud for the first time since Bonesaw decided they'd be better together.
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Sophia is fine. Totally, totally fine. So being a hero has lost all its luster, and she's being ground under the media machine? Thats fine. She cant deal with it. Her family life is a shattered wreck that her mom is desperately trying to hold together with hope and delusion? sure, no problem! She feels completely adrift, with no clue what to do with her life? Hell yeah, she's okay with that.
Taylor Hebert is really fucking hot now?
Somehow, she can't deal with that one.
Well, its not like anything could come of that, could it?
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A Worm College-age AU. Fluff, angst, smut, and lots and lots of bdsm. Be prepared.
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The vampire pressed a hand to the wall, slipping it under Kara’s arm. “Was there something else?” she whispered, hissing through her teeth. “That you wanted from me.”
“N-no,” Kara stuttered, eyes wide. Lena hummed, looking up, knowing that the bare edges of her eyes could be seen under the mask, hints of red and hunger peeking through the black glass.
“I don’t think I believe you,” Lena whispered, breath hot across Kara’s neck as she leaned in. The Kryptonian woman shuddered, a tremor wracking her body as the other arm settled in, just above Kara’s shoulder. Pinning her in place; holding her still. “I saw the way you looked at me, you know. How much you enjoyed watching me drink from her. Would you like to know what it feels like? I could show you, if you let me."
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Created because of JelloLego's art on tumblr, and also because I just cant help myself.
It was supposed to be a quick bit of smut. It turned into 20k words instead.
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No Stomach for Violence by ConstantlyPurpLexed
Fandoms: Kill Six Billion Demons (Webcomic), ダンジョンに出会いを求めるのは間違っているだろうか | DanMachi | Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? (Anime)
12 Apr 2023
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Reach Heaven through Violence - a prayer to some, a way of life for others, and in Orario, a quite literal summary of events. Paunna Ten Garvaihs has lost everything but her strength and her drive - will she find a way to avenge what she has lost, in the depths of the Dungeon?
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"You don't get it, do you." He said with a quiet laugh, breath soft against her cheek. Hermione froze, staring up at him, his eyes meeting hers. "I've loved you longer than you've been alive, and that is the worst thing I could have ever done to you."
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Hermione is fascinated by this whole 'magic' business, truly. She does have some hang ups, however. 'Soul marks' seem decidedly puritan; half of this new society hates her for the crime of being born magical; and that odd pale-haired boy in Gryffindor house wont stop staring at her. Who does the mark she was born with belong to - and what on earth is wrong with Draco Malfoy?
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Shards of Bone and Scattered Sand by ConstantlyPurpLexed
Fandoms: Worm - Wildbow, Naruto
26 Nov 2016
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Taylor triggers with a power that seems monumentally useless, until a lovely little voice in her head teaches her exactly how powerful it can be.
Amy always knew that her adoptive mother hated her because her father was a villain, but she was never quite sure who it was.
Then her twin brother triggers with the power to shape bone from his body, and it kind of removes all doubt.
Or, the Simurgh plays a little bit of cross-dimensional mix-up, and the world is monumentally unprepared for the results.