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You wake up. You think it's a nightmare. But a text from your sister -- from Jasprose -- makes you realize this is all too real.
Your name was DAVEPETASPRITE^2.
Your head is horribly, horribly empty.
The date is April 13th, 2009.
How do you cope?
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now I am more uncertain than ever by EtchJetty
Fandoms: LEGO Star Wars: Rebuild the Galaxy (Cartoon), Homestuck
05 Nov 2025
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It's been ten years since Sig joined forces with Dev to rewrite reality into an ultimate paradise. Three months since Yesi and Servo presented Sig with the choice to use the Cornerstone to go and defeat the primary timeline's Emperor Palpatine. Three months since Sig chose to stay instead of fight. Three months since Jedi Bobarian Afol...
Sig is beginning to suspect that something isn't right.
(A nearly word-for-word pastiche of The Homestuck Epilogues (Candy): Chapter 17.)
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Getting swept away to a wizard school was everyone's dream come true, right? So why do you still feel like you're missing something?
A short fic for the 2025 Spiral Zine, about what happens to a young wizard at the moment everything changes, and then changes again.
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Pesterquest Rewritten by EtchJetty, terminalLoquacity
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
03 Jan 2025
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Transcripts of the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten.
What if MSPAR remembered themself at the beginning of Pesterquest's prologue? If they didn't immediately leave Doc Scratch's mansion, but instead kept their character arc from Friendsim, and used their new knowledge of Homestuck to try and save someone?
Contains full spoilers for the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten, and is best enjoyed with at least some knowledge of Friendsim and Pesterquest.
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- Part 1 of Pesterquest Rewritten
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Vriska Serket, relatively new arrival on Earth C, gets a text from a fellow goddess late one night. She's a bit confused by Rose's request -- doesn't the Lalonde girl know she can't use her powers on humans directly?
Luckily for both parties, Rose is interested in teaching Vriska some... uniquely human ways of controlling someone's mind.
Y'know.
Via erotic hypnosis.
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Eridan Vs Disney World by EtchJetty for jamiethemagpie
Fandoms: Homestuck, Kingdom Keepers - Ridley Pearson
07 Oct 2024
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Eridan Ampora wakes up to a shitty robot pirate standing over him.
It is pretty much the worst thing that could possibly have happened to him in his entire life, actually, is what he thinks to himself.
Then he sees the asshole in the red God-Tier PJs just hanging out in this abandoned theme park, rambling about bullshit nothings, and he realizes that things can only get
wworse.(The animatronics get a little quirky at night.)
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Ever since the world found out magic is real, you've really only had one thing in mind. Becoming a vampire.
Lucky for you, the creepy old run-down mansion outside of town is now the Lalonde Manor, home of the most famous Vampire Matriarch in the world.
But when you drive over there to try and get her attention... the person who answers the door isn't exactly the lady you saw on the news. And you're willing to bet Rose wasn't exactly expecting to see you, either.
Maybe, though, you can both get something out of this chance encounter...
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She's saved your life half a dozen times over. She's the hero your friends love. But at the end of the day, the two of you pilot the same "meat vehicle." And you can't help but feel like you're the more... disappointing, of your two halves.
Amazi-Girl decides to show you the error of that way of thinking, in the over-the-top superheroic way she does everything.
But, come on. Thinking up sexy things for the sake of writing fanfiction is a pretty different experience than having sex with a headmate, right?
(Set at the start of Dumbing of Age Book 15.)
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On a lonely night, Karkat stumbles into a memo from his future self, telling him to go fuck himself.
It comes with some... detailed instructions for exactly how to do that.
(FCG ♠️ CCG.)
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You think it's a dream. You blur from place to place, like a dream. And Homestuck characters are there, like your dreams often have.
But it's real, isn't it. Your consciousness has been transported into the body of Bro Strider, and a young Dave is terrified of you, and you've got less than three days to figure out how to save the world.
And you just feel nothing at all.
(An OC gets isekai'd into Bro Strider's head. With an unexpected ally or two, can they change their own fate—or is history doomed to play out how it always had?)
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Transcript of the secret June route from the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten.
MSPAR, exhausted from recent adventuring, decides to zap to their good old friend John Egbert. But they get the universe wrong... why's this John older? And wearing blue pajamas? And look so SAD???
Contains full spoilers for the route.
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- Part 2 of Pesterquest Rewritten
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Rose Lalonde found herself, after igniting the Green Sun seemed to have gone horribly wrong, to have been thrust back in time decades before she was born and reincarnated as Rose Potter in Britain, to be raised by one Mr. and Mrs. Dursley.
The revelation in the summer of her eleventh birthday that she's a Witch takes her to Hogwarts, where she makes friends, old and new, and finally meets family, including Dave Granger and his sister Hermione.
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Following a disastrous Alpha Kids reunion party, Dirk confronts Roxy about her past.
(Essentially, an exploration of Fefetasprite living rent-free in Roxy's head, even after Sburb is behind them all.)
(A Roxy <> Fefetasprite fic. Does not require the previous parts to be read.)
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- Part 2 of Cat Fish Witch
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Okay. Asking for a friend, but --
If you're a god, and someone who isn't in your "pantheon" just sorta wants to hang out and watch you work on robots,
How the fuck do you not have a panic attack?
(You sure you want the answers? You might not like them.)
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Rose Lalonde, devoted housewife, except when she decides she isn't. Rose Lalonde, cruel goddess, wreathed in metal she tasked someone else to forge. Rose Lalonde, a nexus of contradictions.
Aradia Megido, recent resident of the Candy timeline's Earth C, decides to take it upon herself to investigate.
(UltRose <3< UltAradia.)
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"...and a good friend." by EtchJetty
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
02 Mar 2024
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"Let us erase this world, and move on to the next."
The player took you up on that offer. But you didn't expect the next world to be so... bizarre. Let alone that you'd be stuck as the personal narrator and mind-partner of that bird-brained nuisance.
But maybe, if the two of you can become friends... you just might both survive.
(Post-Genocide Chara introjected into Berdly pre-Deltarune. Will tackle Snowgrave route.)
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Kanaya Maryam's had a rough week. Her big client, ERIDAN AMPORA, keeps threatening to pull his business out unless she works for "exposure." Her fabric store is doing okay, but things could be better. Her roommate's crabby attitude isn't exactly helping matters.
But when a certain someone from her past shows up in a van alongside her brother, in desperate need of a place to stay for the night—
Well. Who would she be to refuse?
A roadtrip AU, told in screenplay format.
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and it's you i like by EtchJetty
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
01 Sep 2023
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The Calamity was banished. Everyone thought they were safe. But with the Upheaval, Purah's been thrust into a leadership role she never asked for, to try and hunt down a blonde Knight and Princess who went missing for the SECOND TIME.
This new pair of blondes? The red-clad Knight, and his "Seer" sister?
They were just making her headache WORSE.
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TOTK x Homestuck AU. Work in Progress. Strilonde centric for now, though extensive Harleybert worldbuilding exists. AU cocreated by Hydro_City_Zone.
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1025 years after the rival Betty Crocker corporation "accidentally" kicks off an apocalypse, heiress to the Skaianet fortune Jane Harley-Crocker escapes her cryopod.
What she expects to find:
- Her robot brother, J0-N3 (she calls him John), alive and well and functional.
- Her friends Roxy, Dirk, and her cousin Jake, all safe, too, having hopefully survived the apocalypse in the way she did.
- More humans on the earth than just four people.
One of those ends up being true.
As for the rest... It'll take a lot to recover the other three "Beta Kid" AIs and unite all of them to send out a message to humanity's galactic successors. Will Jane and pals be able to do it? What's the deal with these "troll" AIs that they keep hearing about? What the shit is a "D4v3"?
AU spearheaded by Hydro City Zone.
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Your name is John Crocker, you're thirteen years old, and you think your older sister might be dead.
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A short fic from the POV of John Crocker about his (possibly deceased) older sister, and a memo set in the same wildly overcomplicated alternate universe.
This AU was created based on an anonymous ask on the blog of @swimmerz, where the asker had a dream about Dave and Feferi being raised as siblings. More AU details included in the fic itself.