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When I'm On The Throne (It's A Total Freak Zone) by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
05 Mar 2026
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“Can you even talk?” Starscream asks bluntly, lifting a servo to check his talons. After a beat of silence, he looks back up. The mech, Soundwave, was it?, nods once, curt and simple.
Starscream rolls his optics.
Ugh. Soldiers are always so dull.
“Speak.” He commands.
“Soundwave: fully capable of speech, Prince Starscream.” Soundwave says, voice low and electronic.
Starscream arches an optic ridge.
“Good boy.” He muses. “I suppose you make a decent enough guard cyber-dog. Do you know other tricks, too?” He cocks his helm, smirking. “Fetch, maybe? Shake?”
Soundwave says nothing.
“Let’s try something simple, dog.” Starscream shifts over on the berth and condescendingly pats the spot beside him. “Sit.”
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- Part 6 of Arson's Transformers Fics
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Leave It To The Land (This Is What It Knows) by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
10 Feb 2026
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“Me Grimlock crush enemies,” he rumbles, “but Starscream not worth effort.”
Starscream gawks. He doesn't know if he's more offended or relieved.
“Excuse me?”
“Pathetic. Small. Weak.” Grimlock shakes his helm dismissively, tail thudding against the dirt like a gavel. “Not challenge. Not fun.”
Starscream bristles, indignant despite the situation.
“‘Not fun’? I’ll have you know-”
“Quiet.” Grimlock growls, turning away. His tail knocks a tree over. He doesn't seem to notice. “Stay out of Grimlock’s way. Or next time, Starscream not be so lucky.”
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Starscream crash lands on Dinobot Island. The only way he's going to survive long enough to get off the Primus-forsaken rock is to somehow convince an apex predator to protect him.
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- Part 7 of Arson's Transformers Fics
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I Aim Low (I Aim True) by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
08 Feb 2026
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Starscream’s optics flick up, sharp and piercing, scanning the room for the first time.
They land on Jazz.
Jazz keeps his posture rigid, blank, obedient. He’s been under Optimus Prime’s gaze, under Prowl's, under far more respectable mechs than Starscream; he knows how to hold steady under scrutiny.
Starscream’s stare is… Different.
Calculating. Predatory. Uncomfortably sharp, like a dagger pressed under his chin.
“You.” Starscream says, pointing with the mug. “New.”
Jazz snaps a salute a half-klik faster than regulation.
“Yes, sir. Adagio, sir.”
“I didn’t ask.” Starscream sneers.
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Jazz goes undercover in the decepticon ranks. He learns more about Starscream and Megatron than he'd intended.
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- Part 13 of Arson's Transformers Fics
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Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
02 Feb 2026
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“It's not particularly unsanitary.”
“It's disgusting.”
Ratchet's brow ridge twitches in annoyance.
“Starscream.” He says flatly. “You've ripped mechs apart with your denta.”
“Yes,” Starscream turns his olfactory up, “and none of that involved my glossa in their arrays.”
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Or, Starscream thinks valve oral is gross, and Ratchet proves him wrong.
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- Part 15 of Arson's Transformers Fics
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Darling, Can I Be Your Favorite? by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
26 Jan 2026
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Starscream: Status: Responsive to positive stimuli.
Escalated praise = heightened obedience. Marked shift in tone and demeanor. Further experimentation recommended.
Physical contact [minimal] yields maximum results. Increase gradually. Observe.
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Megatron finds that an unconventional hand gets better behavior out of his second-in-command. It's intriguing.
...And then he gets carried away.
Series
- Part 2 of Arson's Transformers Fics
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Arson's Transformers Fics by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandom Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One, Transformers One (2024)
05 Mar 2026
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- 235,581
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- 15
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Arson's Comic Collection by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandom Deadpool (Marvel Comics), Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men: The Animated Series (Cartoon 1992)
05 Jun 2025
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My Marvel and DC fics! Currently just Marvel at the time of writing this description, we'll see if it stays that way!
- Words:
- 8,999
- Works:
- 4
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Shigadabi by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
11 May 2025
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Way too much of this is smut but I am just really obsessed with this ship
- Words:
- 60,189
- Works:
- 15
- Bookmarks:
- 30
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Chewing Gum by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
04 Jul 2024
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Shigadabi stuff set in the same universe, as opposed to my other stand alone Shigadabi fics. All titles are from the song Hot Gum
- Words:
- 21,126
- Works:
- 7
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- 44
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Choose your words wisely by YellowVeggie
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
14 Jul 2025
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Starscream hated Soundwave. Of course he did! But when that blasted tape recorder had the GALL to say he didn’t like STARSCREAM- well, Starscream will show him! He’s a great flyer! A great commander! And he can even take care of the most delicate things, like these stupid organic flowers that Soundwave CHALLENGED him with. Pssht! Soundwave doesn’t stand a chance to Starscream’s greatness!
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Soundwave tries to quell rumors of him dating Starscream by publically rejecting the SIC. Starscream tries to prove how great he is to Soundwave, since NO ONE can reject Starscream (even if he has no idea what any of this is about). Soundwave believes that Starscream is up to no good, and tries to throw Starscream off guard with reccomendations from his cassettes.
Everyone thinks the two are just having trouble in paradise
Bookmarked by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
25 Jun 2025
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Bookmarked by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
19 Feb 2024
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Azula is a princess first, soldier second, and person last.
Bookmarked by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
31 Dec 2023
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A man goes to a party.
This is in a poem style!
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- Part 1 of The Party
Bookmarked by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
18 Sep 2023
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Chloe needs a fake girlfriend to impress her mom for one night, and Marinette is the only person available. The two strike a deal, but things don't exactly go to plan...
Bookmarked by Hoard_of_hyperfixations
16 Dec 2022