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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    You had a frustrating day and your sweet and spicy and hot boyfriend, Ted Lasso, offers to come across town just to give you a hug. He stays over for your first coupley sleepover. It's absolutely sweet and snuggly and cute! Until the tingles between your legs remind you that there's a part of your nighttime routine you forgot to take care of.

    Good thing Ted is very hand-y.

    Everyone is at least twenty years of age in this story. And in my mind, at least thirty.

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    26 Apr 2025

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    It's no secret demigods don't exactly have easy lives. Luckily, their stories are ongoing and some surprising people are there to help them through it. And, somehow, while nothing ever gets fully resolved, they always end up in the right direction. It's like they always say: where there's a will, there's a way.

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    Behold: some silly fics that have some not-so-silly undertones. Or is it vice versa? I'll let you decide.

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    23 Feb 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    "Holy shit, dude. What the fuck did you do?" Kirishima stage-whispers to him, bending over his desk to get in earshot.
    "I have no fucking clue!" Kaminari whispers back, and it's when he feels a twinge of pain at his best friend's choice of words that he realizes something is really wrong with him.
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    Kaminari needs to figure his shit out. Bakugo is there when he does.

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    21 Feb 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Hey, so here's the deal: I'm not in any way shape or form ashamed in talking about sex, menstruation, alcohol ect. I think each of those topics is incredibly important and deserves to be mentioned. We are all just people and nothing is too weird or gross. I made this tag that people who might not be interested, scared, or feel icky about this, can skip it.

    If you are on the lookout for a humorous approach to all kinds of adulty "shameful" things, you're right where you belong. <3

    Though I want to make it abundantly clear nothing is ever shameful and when reading my fiction, I will prove that to you.

    Lots of love. <3

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    30 Nov 2024

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    “Babe, what’s going on?” she asked softly, rubbing her thumbs over his cheeks soothingly.

    “Nothin’,” he tried again, but his voice cracked right in the middle of the word.

    “Why are you so upset?” she asked again. “You know we meant it as a jo—”

    “Well, it wasn’t fucking funny,” he exclaimed, pulling away from her. “It’s not—I’m not a fucking prostitute, I can’t—you can’t make me shag someone just ‘cause they’ve paid money to spend an evening fucking chatting at me—Rebecca can—she can send me fucking back to fucking City, I won’t—I won’t do it—I’m not—”

    —A rewrite of season one, where Keeley (and Roy, eventually) find out about Amsterdam much earlier. OT3 endgame, plenty of RoyJamie freak4freak, but they're burning slow, babes, I'm warning you.

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    13 Nov 2024