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[A necrosol is a type of anthropogenic soil which is commonly found in cemeteries or other burial sites, and is characterized by the presence of human remains in the soil.
Necrosols form during the interaction of the soil with human remains and other materials included in the burial, such as coffins, textiles and other human-made materials.]
Elena dies. She feels herself losing blood and the world goes dark and then.
Elena opens her eyes. It remains dark but a different kind of dark. She looks at the sky with the same stars that she died under. Elena breathes deeply and feels like there's dirt in her lungs.
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A series of poems musing on the hit 1970's sitcom MASH. Mostly musing on Klinger:
blood on the floor
Women's Class A Uniforms
there's a hole in your boot
Pink Peacoat
blood in your shoes
Yellow Crinoline
socks squelching
Real Fake Fur Stole
there's blood in your boots
A Queen Out Of DragTo the blood that drips
into our boots.
And stains our socks
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Stefan shepherds Caroline away from Bonnie’s hand on her wrist. Away from the broken heart Bonnie is wearing on her sleeve for Caroline. Away from Elena and Damon too but that might be for the best. Someone with Elena’s face killed her and Damon said he was gonna do it again. Away from the dead body of the man she killed. Stefan takes her to the bathroom.
Caroline braces herself on the porcelain sink. Stefan pulls her hair out of her face. Caroline mutters to herself, “She hates me. Bonnie hates me.” The dead mans blood had tasted so good, and she was messy. Caroline's face is covered in blood, drying sticky and quick. -
she's so good with her stiletto you barely see the blade by JackSkellletor
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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Three days of bloody and muddy socks after Hawkeye fails to get a new pair of boots Klinger walks up to him. “Hey Doc, I can’t get you new boots but I might have a way to make the whole hole in your boot situation a bit more bearable.”
Hawkeye, previously falling asleep into what the army tries to pass off as mashed potatoes, “What, what, I’ll take anything even one of your heels.”
Klinger opens his mouth, hesitates, closes it as a smile draws across his face. -
purging rotten love for eyes i recognize by JackSkellletor
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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He gets to the Gilbert house just in time to hear Kol’s scream. Klaus watches helplessly through the doorway of a house he cannot enter as his little brother's body burns. As Kol falls to the floor and does not get back up.
“What did you do?” Klaus snarls.
“We didn't have a choice. He was trying to cut off Jeremy's arm!” The doppelgangers voice is grating, her excuses for the smell of his brother’s burnt flesh negligible.
“Lies! He never would've gotten inside if you hadn't set a trap for him.”
“You said you were going to put him down too.”
Klaus is screaming now, “I was going to make him suffer on my terms!” He takes a breath. Assures himself of the other side and the witches he will extort for whatever favors he needs. “I'm going to burn this house to the ground. And then, when you try to flee for your lives, I'll kill you both without blinking.”
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Gimme Kiss: Las Vegas Edition by vanillatunamelt
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
13 Feb 2026
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“You didn't keep your end of the deal,” he spits, watching Rozanov's head swivel towards him with alarming speed. That probably hurt a little. Rozanov hadn't heard him come back, apparently. Spaced out, apparently. Not thinking about all the kisses he fucking owes Shane, apparently.
“What?”
Or, Shane demands he get a kiss from Ilya in Las Vegas instead of leaving.
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22 Feb 2026
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In which Shane makes the headlines, Ilya has a history of terrible bedside manners, and the line between murder and manslaughter is the razor thin edge of intent.
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22 Feb 2026
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Lovers, or, English is a damn funny language by Basingstoke
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Feb 2026
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Ilya asked Shane’s father while Shane and his mother were talking outside: “Is boyfriends correct? Lovers is incorrect, but I am not sure what is correct.”
“Well,” Mr. Hollander said. “‘Lovers’ is usually used for, hm, a mistress or an affair. Something kind of sordid. Though--you would say Romeo and Juliet is a play about two lovers,” he said. He paused his knife on the chopping board. “Somehow that’s right and using it for real people isn’t right. English is a damn funny language, Ilya."
“Yes,” Ilya said from the bottom of his heart.
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21 Feb 2026
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Here Are Some Useful Facts About Grief by lyricwritesprose
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
07 Oct 2025
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SecUnit Three has been free for a very short time and is not doing well. As it tries to navigate the first personal request of its life, it makes lists. The request is more emotionally catastrophic than it realized, and there is probably a very, very good reason why Murderbot initially said no…
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20 Feb 2026
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“Wow,” Ilya snickers. “Not even Golden Boy Hollander is safe from the pussy curse, huh?”
“Do not call it that.”
Ilya crosses his arms and looks at Shane like he’s being stupid. It’s a frustratingly familiar look. “It is a curse that gives a pussy. Pussy curse. It’s not that bad of curse, actually.”
Or; Someone commissions a witch to curse Shane with a vagina. It’s a flagrant violation of MLH rules, but Ilya’s always been good at making lemonade out of lemons.
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19 Feb 2026