JerusalemStrayCat
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The 20th Century Man exhibit had finally closed its doors (so to speak), and Simon is ready to put the events of the last 12 years behind him.
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How fitting that the man who studies cryptids...is himself a cryptid by JerusalemStrayCat
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
26 Jun 2020
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Also, Dipper's not missing, he's just busy and baffled by the fact that the Stans consider him this big mystery. We get a montage of him in the background of shots like, eating pop-tarts.
"What do you mean you've 'never met me'? We went fishing together!" "Dipper, you got distracted by algae and spent the rest of the day diving for samples"
- Tumblr user @radiant-stormblessed, 5/12/2020Inspired by an AU idea by my friend quoted above. AU of an AU where all the Pines are perfectly fine, they just need to spend more time together. Set around The Time Traveler's Pig.
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Dirk the Human spoke slowly and deliberately. "I wish that Lord English never existed," he said.
And just like that, he was gone.Dave and Dirk are the only human beings on the continent as of around five years ago, and the only living creatures on the planet as of around five minutes ago. A single carefully phrased wish can salvage their world and change the whole of history, but will it be for the better?
(Adventurestuck AU.)
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You meet your own gaze with two pairs of eyes. by JerusalemStrayCat
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
04 Nov 2019
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One half of Steven wakes up, then the other.
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The Incipisphere didn't spontaneously generate right when the first player enters Sburb, and it doesn't just disappear when the game is over. What is happening in the Incipisphere when there is no game being played?
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Adventure Time with Dave and Dirk
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Dr. Bashir I Presume, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love the Fuck Form by hingabee, PunishedPyotr
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
25 Nov 2021
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Sisko sat back in his chair, a vaguely pained expression on his face. “Most of your health paperwork was adjusted already. However, there are certain forms that need to be refiled, by you. Specifically, forms related to health regulation 67.”
“The health regulation that has to do with interspecies sexual contact? I- oh god, they’re making me resubmit all my fuck forms?!”
“Doctor!”
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A Legitimate Businessman by Halberdier
Fandom Homestuck, Midnight Crew - Fandom, MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Problem Sleuth - Fandom
18 Apr 2025
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In a world slightly different from our own, an intrepid problem sleuth named Patrick Sloan attempts to hire a shadowy mobster known as Jack Vantas in the hopes that their respective teams of detectives and gangsters can take down two kingpins of organized crime: Lawrie English and a newcomer known only as DMK.
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08 Feb 2022
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The best damn Clubs Deuce I've ever read
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30 Jan 2026
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Our favourite mercenaries attempt to make friendship work, or, a story for every two-person pair a team can provide.
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