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The first time Alastor visits the gynecologist office he makes a mess of things.
Overwhelmed, he's unable to complete his full pelvic exam.
Luckily, Dr. Morningstar offers a simple solution: a privacy screen! This way, Alastor's embarrassment won't disrupt the exam again.Bookmarked by Kyri1250
27 Feb 2026
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Had Alastor been told that he'd wind up in a relationship with the mother-ducking King of Hell, he would have laughed in their face and delivered a barrage of insults towards their limited realm of knowledge. And yet, following the events of Vox's attempted takeover of Hell and Heaven, Alastor finds himself in such a relationship.
Had Alastor been told that he'd one day pose nude for a painting done by none other than the King of Hell, he likely would have ripped them to shreds and consumed every part of them for thinking such a thing. And yet, after a precarious deal for his own interest, Alastor finds himself in such a situation.
Had Alastor been told that his sensitive secrets would be announced to the populace of Hell, he might have avoided getting involved with the King of Hell. And yet...
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A story of a budding romance, an accidental betrayal, and the consequences that follow.Bookmarked by Kyri1250
16 Feb 2026
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Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.
Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.
He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.
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17 Jan 2026
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Lucifer hates everything about the stupid Radio Prick—especially how hard it is to actually hate him sometimes. But that doesn't he isn't going to try his very best.
It's for the best, anyway.
After all, Heaven has a nasty habit of snatching away everything he loves.
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18 Dec 2025
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A Novel Concept by ErynOctopea for MadhouseFunhouse, Slothbeans
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Dec 2025
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When Hell’s very own Radio Demon finds himself vulnerable in the presence of none other than Lucifer Morningstar himself things go sideways. Prophecies, hormone cycles, and hidden passions, oh my. Maybe Alastor’s secrets are up for grabs now. Lucifer certainly thinks so as he uncovers a shocking truth, Al is his favorite author. Hiding behind a pen name, the little King isn’t overly sure of this at first. As things progress though it becomes painfully clear. They have interest in one and other. Romantic interest. Fancy a story about two clueless men in love? Then look no further.
-This work is complete.
-Mostly a RadioApple fic. Mentions of other couples.
-Semi slowburn.
-Bedroom chapters will be titled as 'Rut'.
-Last chapters are cover art, Q&A, and nsfw art.
-Disclaimer I do not own the rights to these characters.Bookmarked by Kyri1250
01 Sep 2025

