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Batman finds himself captured by the new crime lord in Gotham, who has a bone to pick with him.
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07 Feb 2026
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(I'll never get tired of people yelling at Batman)
Hood relaxed. “Great,” he said, unfolding a piece of paper from his pocket, “Now, you’re going to shut up and listen, because I’m willing to take all night to bludgeon this into your head if need be.” Bruce hoped he wasn’t being literal, but with a Rogue, you never really knew. “Reasons why Batman is Incompetent and a Hypocrite and Absolutely Not the World’s Greatest Detective,” Hood recited, “By yours truly.”
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Spiderhead by emmacortana for littered
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
24 Jul 2021
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Peter acts like a spider.
The bats have opinions on it.
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- Part 1 of Spider and Bat Friends
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07 Feb 2026
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“So you could eat people,” Nightwing deduces, extremely unsettled. “You just choose not to. Because of morals.”
“Anyone could eat people,” Peter points out. “I would just do it in an especially weird way.
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Batstream by RandomReader13 for Ginevra_Benci, MousesizeDragon
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Feb 2022
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“I want it on record that I think this is a terrible idea and I’m only doing this to mitigate the damage."
AKA
Red Robin decides it's a great idea to livestream patrol while Batman's off-world. It goes about as well as you'd expect.- Language:
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04 Feb 2026
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100% pure delight in fic form.
Tim waved at the building. The cameras in his mask very clearly showed him in full gear. The chat exploded.
HOLY SHIT
no way no way
is that?????
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Tim might’ve said things started to really go off the rails around when he got stabbed. And honestly, that sucked, yeah, but it was well within the bounds of normal-bad for a night like this.
No, things started to go seriously bad when Jason’s helmet got hit by the mini-EMP device the gang of thieves had been using to try to take down the bank’s security systems. If he hadn’t lost his helmet, everything that happened afterward would’ve been so much less awful.
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- Part 12 of Displacement
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28 Jan 2026
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Tim was not answering his comm.
It had been a while, now. Several attempts, from both Bruce and Dick, as they got closer to a solution. As they tried to give him some warning, to confirm how things stood inside before opening the door so they didn't risk making a delicate situation worse by disrupting that balance at the wrong moment.
Nothing.
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How to Win Friends and Influence Assassins (AKA: the Shitbird Survival Guide) by there_must_be_a_lock for TheologyDiscography
Fandoms: DCU, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Jan 2026
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The Asset stares at the child. The child is, presumably, staring back from behind the creepy white lenses of his domino mask, but it’s impossible to know for sure.
“Where in the everloving shit are your parents?” the Asset demands.
“Dead,” the kid says promptly, and grins at him again before darting forward to examine the restraints. “I got this, don’t worry.”
“I got questions for your legal guardian,” the Asset growls.
[Or: the Avengers acquire an emotional support Robin. Robin acquires an unwanted babysitter. The Winter Soldier just wants a nap.]
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28 Jan 2026
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The Asset is being prepped for cryo when the shit hits the fan.
The fan in question is the Manhattan base of Hydra operations, currently housed in the experimental laboratory of a government-funded bioengineering company near Central Park. The shit takes the form of a gigantic alien whale, which crash-lands to a slow, skidding halt with its front end lodged firmly in a top-secret vault. It gives a few weak death throes, makes a noise like a deflating blimp, and dies.