LeanMeanSaltineMachine
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When Ariel, the owner of the Rainbow Note, fails to schedule a band to play for the advertised live music Friday night, Nikaria knows who to text.
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the world is grey, the mountains old by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
13 Feb 2026
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Cody has a nightmare and spends a quiet day in Stardew Valley.
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Another bomb rolls and Cody is blinking up at wooden planks rather than concrete walls. Light flashes without a grenade, and Cody picks out a blanket, a dog, an unlit fireplace. Rain pelts against the window and roof. His heart thunders in his ears, echoed by the storm outside.
Right. He's in Pelican Town, and the war is over.
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I am / good. I am loved. by LeanMeanSaltineMachine for thesunsaid
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
07 Feb 2026
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Beau wakes up to find Jester comforting Yasha in the wake of a nightmare. Featuring: fuck Obann, cuddles, and women loving women.
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Art of fWhip and his daemon taking a look at a blueprint!
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on first and fierce affirming sight by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
26 Dec 2024
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But for a brief, shining moment, FN-2187 is more. He’s a big deal, and when he offers to drive Poe back out of the shadows of the Order, Poe raises an eyebrow. “I’ll drive,” Poe says, and the relief must show on 87’s face because Poe’s incredulous laugh seems involuntary. “You were going to drive and you don’t even know how?”
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Poe crashes into the First Order compound, and Finn and Poe seize the chance to fly in a new direction. Together, they discover roadtrip adventures like vending machine snacks, Cracker Barrel, a poorly run motel, and thinking about your companion a normal amount.
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coaxing the words from the earth and the dirt by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandom Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
14 Feb 2026
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Cody knows there's something weird going on in Pelican Town, and he's determined to figure out what.
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on the open roads by DuskDragon39, LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
02 Sep 2023
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pov: god is living in your basement [webweave] by ALiteral_Ghost for theembergazer
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
22 Jun 2025
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What it's like to share a home with a god, and what it's like when she leaves.
Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
28 Feb 2026
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Becoming a vampire means you are a fledgling, a baby vampire that needs their Sire to protect them for the first one hundred years. Louis, not wanting Owen to refuse his offer of vampirism, glosses over fledgling instincts and coddling in his speech.
Owen, ever independent, decides to fuck the laws of nature and try to be an independent vampire anyway.
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- Part 4 of The Childe Verse
- Part 4 of City's VSMP Fics
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Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
30 Dec 2025
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Ren tries to save Martyn's imagined purity from himself. Martyn wants that hot man right now.
(Tomorrow, Cleo will come up with a plan how to save everyone)Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
18 Feb 2026
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Louis, in an offscreen conversation: Oh, we don't need to hunt in the modern era. All the blood and raw meat I get is from a special deal from the butcher. We don't have to be so barbaric as to bite people
Owen, so horny he's about to pass out: Can you hunt me for sport. I mean take me somewhere isolated where no one can hear me scream. I mean put your fangs in me. I mean.(Louis reveals he's a vampire. Owen immediately goes home to jack off about this.)
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Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
18 Feb 2026
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The first time Rhys heard the music, it was one of the worst days of his life.
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Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
15 Feb 2026