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pov: god is living in your basement [webweave] by ALiteral_Ghost for theembergazer
Fandoms: Empires SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
22 Jun 2025
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What it's like to share a home with a god, and what it's like when she leaves.
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28 Feb 2026
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Ren tries to save Martyn's imagined purity from himself. Martyn wants that hot man right now.
(Tomorrow, Cleo will come up with a plan how to save everyone)Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
18 Feb 2026
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Louis, in an offscreen conversation: Oh, we don't need to hunt in the modern era. All the blood and raw meat I get is from a special deal from the butcher. We don't have to be so barbaric as to bite people
Owen, so horny he's about to pass out: Can you hunt me for sport. I mean take me somewhere isolated where no one can hear me scream. I mean put your fangs in me. I mean.(Louis reveals he's a vampire. Owen immediately goes home to jack off about this.)
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18 Feb 2026
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The first time Rhys heard the music, it was one of the worst days of his life.
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15 Feb 2026
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Rhoklan looked down at the woven liana floor, and held his hands out, palm up.
Every time he apologised, he did that. Real error, false error, something that had nothing to do with him, he always stood like that, hands held out as an offering while he hid his face behind a curtain of white hair.
Suppressed irritation rattled in her chest. The problem was that she could not get angry with him for the habit without him doing it more.
It had taken her a month to work out why. The idea that it would even come up only angered her more. Even if she was purely a heartless pragmatist, why would she strike her secretary’s hands? He needed those to write!
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15 Feb 2026
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A Dance Most Wonderful by inthesorrows for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Original Work
12 Feb 2026
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"My name is of little importance. I am, however, quite pleased to be making your acquaintance, my Duke” The other man’s voice had adopted a flirtatious edge.
Duke Carl of Blackmore encounters a nameless stranger at a ball. It might just lead to more...
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a sure sign to take a break by SunshineSaph (SaphsCorner)
Fandoms: Misadventures SMP, Vampires SMP
15 Feb 2026
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When the power goes out in Avid and Shelby's apartment, Shelby takes it as a sign to be done with work for the night
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15 Feb 2026
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I Will Always Love You by Nixie_DeAngel for dragons_and_angels
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
06 Dec 2025
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It is only hears of honed combat and years training Anakin into knighthood, that keeps Obi-Wan from jumping like a startled domesticated loth-cat.
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Sapphire knows which potion she wants to use to fix her love life. But she needs Thora's help to find the recipe again.
A logic grid puzzle.
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You are Dog, and you’ve just woken up hungry in your car and Columbo isn’t there. Can you track Columbo down, help catch the murderer, and earn yourself a doggy treat? And, more importantly to a basset hound, how many naps will you take along the way? No matter what you do, though, you know that you’re a good Dog and that Columbo will always love you.
A Choose Your Own Adventure story.
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[Art] Excerpts from 'Field Guide to Woodgeists' (Interlibrary Loan) by landwriter for Kantayra
Fandoms: Original Work
07 Dec 2025
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Forest Spirit via pottery and a field guide that definitely, totally, actually exists.
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BABY, I WAS BORN A REBEL CHILD by alectorine (sulfate) for GlitraHasConsumedMe
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
07 Dec 2025
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The spark you saw is now a light / I'm burning up like dynamite
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From the Big Nether Herbal (1) by KeroseneLamp for euryydice
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Dec 2025
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Pages from a book about wild Nether plants written by a piglin scholar
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- Part 1 of From the Big Nether Herbal
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Old books, creaky shelves and dust by ik_rainydayss for B1omassacre (AverageR4t)
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
18 Dec 2025
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Why go on vacation or have a cozy afternoon at home when you can spend the weekend trapped at the library at Oakhurst University with thirteen other students just before finals week?
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Jimmy and his brother Martyn run a coffee shop just below their apartment. And one regular in particular has caught Jimmy’s eye.
One day, the weather becomes so harsh that Scar gets stuck having to stay at the coffee shop, so the brothers close and invite him upstairs.
Jimmy is flustered and Martyn is a little shit.Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
10 Feb 2026
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There was a noise outside. Footsteps, and then an abrupt sharp rap on the door of the clinic. Owen froze, eyes darting about as if he was trapped, although there was no silver in Legundo's clinic. He was not pressing any longer, to keep Owen in place. The window was still open, where Owen had come in, but still Owen had the look of a fox in a pit, staring at the hounds.
"Everything alright in there?" Abolish's voice called out, and Legundo sighed. Owen's claws tightened on his arms, and he did not flinch at the pain of the wounds opening.
"…Yes, Abolish, thank you. I'm fine."
There was a long silence from the other side of the door.
"… alright," Abolish said. "Sleep well, then."
"… I will," Legundo called back, staring into Owen's eyes until Abolish's neat and quiet footsteps faded away.
"He wants to fuck you I hope you know," Owen sneered, into the silence left behind. He still looked frightened, wounded.
An animal in a trap, lashing out to hurt.
Legundo leaned forward and kissed him.
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30 Jan 2026
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“You try sending letters back and forth for two hundred years and see if you’re not anxious about it. At least it takes at most two weeks these days, it used to be months at a time.”
Laughing lightly, Legundo just smiled gently as he rummaged through the fridge. “I would’ve thought you’d be texting and calling for hours in your free time. Why stick to the letters?”
“Louis prefers it,” Owen sighs, though a fond expression crossed his face as he stared down at his lover’s latest letter out in front of him on the counter. “And I… sort of like it. Digital correspondence can be deleted by accident or lost, this way, I always have something of his.”
or; in an alternate timeline of the college au, Owen and Louis have sent letters to each other for the last 200 years. Until one day, they don't need to anymore
(Title from "Little Talks" by Of Monsters and Men)Series
- Part 5 of VSMP College AU
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19 Jan 2026
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there is no 'try' by itsthechocopuff
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
27 Feb 2026
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the chronological compilation of all the 'do or do not' snippets and ficlets
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When Obi-Wan dies by Anakin's hand, he expects that to be the end.
It is not.
When he opens his eyes again, all of thirteen but with forty extra years of experience, not even the dust, dread, and death on Melidaan can stand in his way. Obi-Wan had seen the worst that the galaxy had to offer twice over - he'll be damned if he lets everything happen the same way for the second time.
Enter one Jedi Master Yan Dooku, the lynchpin to so many of the galaxy's darkest turns in the future-that-was. Torn between a Master who doesn't seem to want him and a man wearing the face of the Sith who had once tortured him, Obi-Wan makes a choice.
Everything changes.
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- Part 1 of do or do not
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18 Jan 2026
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You are a Player. You know this with absolute certainty.
But as you sit there, you realize you don’t exactly know what that means.Bookmarked by LeanMeanSaltineMachine
16 Jan 2026