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    Delphi blinked, unable to stop her eyebrows from drawing together in suspicious confusion. “...why are you here, Mister Harry?”

    His head tilted to one side as his green eyes glinted. “You seem like a clever girl, Miss Delphi. Can you take a guess?”

    Out of sight, Madam Rowle’s voice reached a fever pitch: “Absolutely NOT! She will NOT be leaving this house-” Her screeching overlapped with the other woman’s response, rendering both of them unintelligible, but Delphi’s heart skipped a beat regardless.

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    24 Jun 2023

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    The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand.

    A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.

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    07 Jun 2023

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    Getting Rose Weil to figure out what is sitting right in front of her is hard. It's harder still when you have no idea how this friend thing works. But if anyone can get Rose to see past her anxiety, it's Daphne. Even if she accidentally brought twitter into it.
    Or: Scenes from an attempted Rophne courtship, where nothing goes according to plan.

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    16 Feb 2023

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    Jaime Lannister’s entire acting career has been built on playing reckless cads and heartless villains – ever since a scandalous death on his first film, Kingslayer, was quickly hushed up at his father’s behest. Nearly fifteen years later, acclaimed director Olenna Tyrell has announced her retirement: after one last film, Oathkeeper, inspired by the mythic story of the Long Night. She wants Jaime to do what he does so well, play into his on-screen persona and off-screen reputation, and be a villain for the ages in her final film. But to make sure his infamous ways don’t interfere with production, she requires his personal assistant to keep him on the straight, narrow and sober. Brienne Tarth, in her first job on a film set, finds herself tasked with keeping the impossible Jaime Lannister under control …

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    30 Jan 2023

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    Josh won’t give up until he puts his guy into the Oval Office, or until he dies trying.

    Donna is afraid it might be the latter.

    See, there are a few things that Santos campaign has going for it, but there are many, many things that the Santos campaign lacks. One of those things, Donna comes to find out, is health insurance.
     

    While on the primary campaign trail, Donna finds out what exactly Josh is giving up to run the Santos campaign and proposes a bold solution: marriage.

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    23 Nov 2022