LordCombatWhiskey

Boil it all, lesser being



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    It has been said that something as small as the stab of a knife into a Sith Lord on Coruscant can ultimately change the course of a war on the other side of the galaxy.

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    In this AU, there is no Service Corps, the Jedi Order is all Service Corps. And everyone is a nerd.

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    The council wants to knight Kenobi's Padawan. Given that the Padawan in question is a Sith Lord, Kenobi says no. Arguments ensue.

    (Ben and Vader wake up in their old bodies, right at the beginning of the clone wars. It goes better than expected)

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    09 Mar 2026

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    It’s a time loop. After Zabuza’s fifth time dying and starting over again, he felt pretty confident in that assessment, and each cycle, he only becomes more certain. The reset trigger is his death, and the start point is always right before his first confrontation with Hatake.

    But no matter what he does, it ends the same.

    Well, that’s not quite true. Sometimes it’s worse.

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    When Zabuza dies in the Land of Waves after Haku's sacrifice and Gato's betrayal only to wake up again at the beginning of the mission, he sees an opportunity to change things. But when all logical paths lead straight to death, Zabuza is forced to make the illogical choice--side with Hatake and hope that just once, he and Haku can make it out of this alive. Kakashi has his own motives for agreeing to an alliance, however, and with so much at stake, both shinobi find themselves far more entangled with each other than either had intended when they set out.

    (Haku isn't sure what happened to Zabuza-shishou to make him care so much all of a sudden, but he's not complaining. Naruto & Sakura are already planning the wedding. And Sasuke can't believe his definitely-not-a-family just grew by 2.)

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    09 Mar 2026

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    “They must receive an allowance from the Order,” Kote said.

    “How much, then?” Rex asked up at him.

    Kote tipped his head and just stared into Rex’s eyes endlessly, the way he did when people asked him questions that made him want to swallow them whole with their own ignorance.

    “No way of knowing without intrusive measures,” he determined.

    “We gotta ask one,” Bly translated for Rex.

    (The troopers make a discovery of the fiscal variety, which causes them to realize that they may have more in common with the jedi than they previously thought.)

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    04 Mar 2026

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    Family is more than blood.
    In which hypothetical family dinner planning saves the galaxy.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Fox was a lot of things, despite what the Kaminoans wanted him to think. He was a clone, a part of the Grand Army of the Republic. Destined to fight and die for this cause, because that’s what he was made for. That was what the Republic paid to make him into. He was the commander of the Coruscant Guard. A position assigned him after his one taste of terror and glory on Geonosis. Now forever confined to the cold, concrete basement of the Senate building, and the streets of a rotting planet that did not want him. Fox was a brother, to his batchers scattered across the galaxy, and to his men on Coruscant. He was a protector, forced to keep his brothers safe from the senators they were meant to serve. Fox was a hardass, allegedly. He was a pencil pusher, a killer, a punching bag and a play thing. In the end, however, Fox was only one thing. He’d been this when he was hardly a cadet, let alone a soldier, and he would be it until the day he died.

    Above all else, Fox was a liar.

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    01 Mar 2026