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The Hermit Coffee Co. by LuminousMe
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, life series
01 Feb 2026
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Grian and Mumbo
10 Nov 23
7:32amGrian: guess who got the fucking job then
Mumbo: was it you
Grian: of course it was me
Mumbo: niceOR
When Grian joins Mumbo working at The Hermit Coffee Co., he is thrown into a world of caffiene and chaos, with meddling co-workers, rambunctious regulars, and an absolutely henious amount of group chats. The friends he left back home miss him, Mumbo's college friends (cough, frat bros, cough) keep pestering him, and his new friendship with a certain scarred individual is developing in a way he never expected.
Will he be able to shake off the meddling redstoners? What will happen when there are two potential romances blossoming on either side of him? And will these baristas ever stop texting each other and just make me my goddamn soy-milk capuccino?
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A coffeeshop AU told through the texts between hermits. Now a combination of texts and prose from chapter 7 onwards.
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- Part 2 of The Hermit Coffee Co.
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"Why are you limping?"
"Bad knees."
"What are you, eighty?"
"Sometimes, it sure feels that way."
The boy scoffs and goes back to his phone. "Okay, grandpa."//
When they first meet, Grian is simply the grumpy, troublesome little brother of Scar's flatmate. Five years later, it's a different story.
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Playback, Like Pollen by LuminousMe
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 Sep 2025
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Like life, this work is in progress.
This is a companion piece for The Hermit Coffee Co. It is likely to make very little sense when read alone and I would advise against it.
Series
- Part 3 of The Hermit Coffee Co.
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Within The Heather Fields by LuminousMe for obnoxiet
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
25 Dec 2024
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Mumbo and his father take Jimmy to take photos in the national park, when the heather is in bloom.
Series
- Part 1 of The Hermit Coffee Co.
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In Sickness and Health by LuminousMe
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
24 Nov 2024
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Grian wakes up with a fever and Mumbo takes care of him. Scott is on hand to help.
Series
- Part 2 of The Hinge of Mumbo Jumbo
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The Hermit Coffee Co. by LuminousMe
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, life series, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Feb 2026
- Words:
- 245,507
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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The Hinge of Mumbo Jumbo by LuminousMe
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
24 Nov 2024
- Words:
- 3,773
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 3
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Withering Heights by miehh_b
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 Oct 2025
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The stranger squinted at him. “Weird. My dreams aren’t usually this odd."
That snapped Grian out of it. His heart slowed just enough to let his mouth catch up. “Wait. Dream?"
The man nodded, casual. “Yeah. I’m lucid dreaming. You’re a figment of my subconscious, or something like that."
Grian raised an eyebrow.
Yeah. Definitely his weirdest dream so far.
✧˖°.⟡ Or: ✧˖°.⟡
Grian is a thief, living in a crumbling alleyway shack with his younger siblings, Pearl and Jimmy. He’s also the leader of a resistance movement, formed in retaliation to a neglectful king of a crumbling kingdom — and anything he touches becomes infected by a deadly spore.
Each night, Grian meets a man he feels impossibly drawn to — a connection neither of them can explain. While something tender begins to grow between them, the resistance plans their attempt on the king’s life.
Series
- Part 4 of miehh b longfics
- Part 1 of Project: Withering Heights
Bookmarked by LuminousMe
27 Dec 2025
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Grian and Doc's egg arrives, and while waiting for it to hatch, Grian learns something new about Doc.
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- Part 4 of Greggnant
Bookmarked by LuminousMe
23 Sep 2025
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mostly scarian smut and maybe some other ships down the line
- Words:
- 39,406
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 9
Bookmarked by LuminousMe
17 Sep 2025
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Scar’s Guide to Love and Sex by DiscoDance
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 Aug 2025
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Mumbo and Grian, friends and fiancés since childhood, move in to a new town to start attending university. There, they meet the sweet, outgoing Scar, who may be the solution to just about all their problems.
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Bookmarked by LuminousMe
23 Aug 2025
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[PODFIC] The Hermit Coffee Co. by BOO_the_AHH
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, life series
03 Oct 2024
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Grian and Mumbo
10 Nov 23
7:32amGrian: guess who got the fucking job then
Mumbo: was it you
Grian: of course it was me
Mumbo: niceOR
When Grian joins Mumbo working at The Hermit Coffee Co., he is thrown into a world of caffiene and chaos, with meddling co-workers, rambunctious regulars, and an absolutely henious amount of group chats. The friends he left back home miss him, Mumbo's college friends (cough, frat bros, cough) keep pestering him, and his new friendship with a certain scarred individual is developing in a way he never expected.
Will he be able to shake off the meddling redstoners? What will happen when there are two potential romances blossoming on either side of him? And will these baristas ever stop texting each other and just make me my goddamn soy-milk capuccino?
OR
A coffeeshop AU told through the texts between hermits. Now a combination of texts and prose from chapter 7 onwards.
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Podfic of LuminousMe's "The Hermit Coffee Co."