MyRealNameStartsWithJ
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Why was he at a knot tying class? And why was he so interested in the man giving the knot tying class?
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Kitty finds out something unbelievable about two professors , Mike , Alison and Thomas can't believe it.
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Pat has to do overtime , the Captain has to pick up Daley from school , and Daley is excited about magnets.
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A plot bunny I guess you could call it , vaguely inspired by that post that says 'but would you do the dishes without me asking?'
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Button House? More like , butt , on , house... by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
Fandoms: Ghosts (TV 2019)
22 Jun 2025
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Things went bump in the night and Alison is both, surprised and not that surprised.
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The first rule of fight club is have fun, and be yourself ^w^ by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
Fandom Fight Club (1999)
10 Nov 2023
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Sometimes I'll see a gay person and just yell FAG!
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Vol 1 by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
Fandom Jaws (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 Nov 2021
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A series of song fics based on songs by Mon Laferte's album Vol 1
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He wasn’t dead.
Or, if he was, the halls of his fathers were gone completely, replaced with this strange afterlife.
But he doubted it.
And if he wasn’t dead, and this was the quest once more… he had to make sure nothing changed.
In battle, two simple seconds could be the difference between life and death, and they had narrowly escaped death far too many times.Or:
After dying on Ravenhill, Thorin gets sent back in time to the start of the quest, and is determined to do things right.Series
- Part 1 of A Second Chance at Happiness
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Bookmarked by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
13 Mar 2026
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Bilbo's Beard by MoroseBarnacle
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Sep 2023
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A silly hobbit one shot.
Hobbits being beardless is cultural, not biological. Hobbit men shave. And for weeks Bilbo’s been shaving without any of the Company noticing. But Bilbo lost his shaving razor somewhere under the Misty Mountains, and by the time they reach Beorn’s, he’s got quite a beard going. The dwarves appropriately freak out (especially the royal brooding one). Bilbo doesn’t notice and makes pie.
Or, a one-shot featuring the dwarvish equivalent of the overalls-wearing girl taking off her glasses and putting on a sundress trope.
Bookmarked by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
10 Mar 2026
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A Most Unlikely Dance Partner by Fantasyinallforms
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Dec 2023
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Erebor holds a masquerade ball. Another thinly veiled attempt by Dis to get him to find his One. Despite her good intentions, Thorin sees this as a pointless endeavor. He has no One. Little does he know that things have been put in motion far beyond his understanding that may lead to this being the most memorable masquerade ball of his life.
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Bookmarked by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
09 Mar 2026
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Those queers are going at it again, and this time, Frank can't get away from it. Can't get away from thinking about it.
kinktober day 2: coming untouched
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- Part 2 of boxingleone's kinktober 2025
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Bookmarked by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
05 Mar 2026
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a tale of ivory table cloth and ruined weddings by Imagined, rottingflower, Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
21 Oct 2021
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Once Bilbo has ambled off, Fíli turns to Kíli, who’s still crunching away at his apple unconcernedly. “… He was just joking, right?”
“Of course he was,” Kíli dismisses. “He’s Bilbo, the sharpest mind in the entire Company. It’s not like he could have missed the fact that Uncle’s been courting him since the end of the Battle. He’s just having us on!”
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In which Bilbo is getting slightly exasperated with the fact that no one will tell him why he has such a big role in Thorin's wedding, what he is supposed to be doing there, and who Thorin's betrothed is. And is also a little confused about why the thought of Thorin marrying someone else bothers him so much.
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Bookmarked by MyRealNameStartsWithJ
27 Feb 2026