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He wasn’t dead.
Or, if he was, the halls of his fathers were gone completely, replaced with this strange afterlife.
But he doubted it.
And if he wasn’t dead, and this was the quest once more… he had to make sure nothing changed.
In battle, two simple seconds could be the difference between life and death, and they had narrowly escaped death far too many times.Or:
After dying on Ravenhill, Thorin gets sent back in time to the start of the quest, and is determined to do things right.Series
- Part 1 of A Second Chance at Happiness
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13 Mar 2026
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Bilbo's Beard by MoroseBarnacle
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Sep 2023
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A silly hobbit one shot.
Hobbits being beardless is cultural, not biological. Hobbit men shave. And for weeks Bilbo’s been shaving without any of the Company noticing. But Bilbo lost his shaving razor somewhere under the Misty Mountains, and by the time they reach Beorn’s, he’s got quite a beard going. The dwarves appropriately freak out (especially the royal brooding one). Bilbo doesn’t notice and makes pie.
Or, a one-shot featuring the dwarvish equivalent of the overalls-wearing girl taking off her glasses and putting on a sundress trope.
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10 Mar 2026
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A Most Unlikely Dance Partner by Fantasyinallforms
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Dec 2023
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Erebor holds a masquerade ball. Another thinly veiled attempt by Dis to get him to find his One. Despite her good intentions, Thorin sees this as a pointless endeavor. He has no One. Little does he know that things have been put in motion far beyond his understanding that may lead to this being the most memorable masquerade ball of his life.
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09 Mar 2026
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Those queers are going at it again, and this time, Frank can't get away from it. Can't get away from thinking about it.
kinktober day 2: coming untouched
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- Part 2 of boxingleone's kinktober 2025
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05 Mar 2026
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a tale of ivory table cloth and ruined weddings by Imagined, rottingflower, Scarlet_Ribbons
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
21 Oct 2021
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Once Bilbo has ambled off, Fíli turns to Kíli, who’s still crunching away at his apple unconcernedly. “… He was just joking, right?”
“Of course he was,” Kíli dismisses. “He’s Bilbo, the sharpest mind in the entire Company. It’s not like he could have missed the fact that Uncle’s been courting him since the end of the Battle. He’s just having us on!”
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In which Bilbo is getting slightly exasperated with the fact that no one will tell him why he has such a big role in Thorin's wedding, what he is supposed to be doing there, and who Thorin's betrothed is. And is also a little confused about why the thought of Thorin marrying someone else bothers him so much.
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27 Feb 2026
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A Minor Problem by fideliant
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
19 Dec 2013
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Bilbo looks back down at him, his round face flushed red and shiny with sweat. The creases that form in his forehead at the raising of eyebrows do not look like they belong to anyone as adolescent as a mere fifty years of age. “Yes,” he pants, wiping his mouth on his sleeve and grinning. “But I’ll be fifty-one in a few months’ time, if it’s of interest to you.”
Fifty. The number is so small it tightens something in the region of Thorin's chest.
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23 Feb 2026
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Thorin and Bilbo, King and Consort, wake one day to news of a strange young woman with mysterious tomes and speaking an entirely unknown language having been discovered just outside of Erebor. She seems to bring grave omens- ones she's unable to properly share through the language barriers.
So begins lessons in Westron, and fighting, and ravens sent away to Gandalf to come investigate this strange situation, slipping into a comfortable routine for many months.
Until she says one word impossible to ignore.
(AKA I am Isekai'd into Middle-Earth but I don't speak Westron so things get complicated.)
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23 Feb 2026
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When Love Fell Upon Me by SunnyRose for amloveabledeathmo
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Nov 2025
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Frustrated that his One was not allowed in the mountain, Kili overheard a conversation that may change everything. It would be okay for him to have a One who is an elf if Thorin has a One who is a hobbit. Now he just needs to get Thorin and Bilbo together...or at least pretend that they are together.
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22 Feb 2026
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Bilbo Finds His Craft by Porphyrios
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Oct 2020
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Bilbo is courting Thorin and has to prepare a gift with his own two hands. There's only one problem... other than cooking, his hands aren't very useful for such things. He never learned to make anything. What's a hobbit to do?
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22 Feb 2026
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When Dwarves Go A-Courting by Porphyrios for Tamloid
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
27 Oct 2020
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Thorin had appeared in the Shire desperate to reclaim the hobbit who had stolen his heart. Bilbo welcomed him back, and he chose to court according to hobbit customs, little suspecting what he had signed himself up for. And since when was Thorin expected to write poetry, anyway?
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22 Feb 2026
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Precious Moments in Infinite by yikestm17
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Jun 2024
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Bilbo wakes up in Bag End next to his husband, just like he does every day. He thinks it's like every day at least, he's having a hard time remembering, anything really. A soft slow morning unfurls old wounds and confusing revelations.
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21 Feb 2026
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Raising a Sprout by DrakeShadeDShadowheart for SeriouslyDex
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
16 Dec 2024
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Time has passed, and a miracle has unfolded in the heart of Erebor. Bilbo Baggins, once a humble hobbit and now the beloved consort of Azsâlul’abad, is expecting a child. As the dwobbit (dwarf-hobbit hybrid) grows within Bilbo, questions swirl: How will this unique child be raised? What challenges will come with its dual heritage? Join Bilbo, Thorin, and their companions as they navigate the joys and uncertainties of parenthood in a kingdom where the unexpected is always around the corner.
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20 Feb 2026
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“Patrick, I think I’m gay.”
The Captain’s revelation comes as a bit of a surprise. But then, it also isn’t that much of a surprise after all.
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15 Feb 2026
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first time dwobbits by Insane_Lollypop
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
01 Feb 2026
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hobbits can get pregnant and thorin finds this out
go through the lives of their babies (ones frodo)
wrote this full thing for myself but now that its done I'm posting it all here. so sorry if something isn't correct or there's mistakes
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Idiots and Idioms by xkingevelynx (ebony_dove)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Feb 2026
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It's difficult learning a new language. Especially when in the company of a dozen mischievous dwarves who are determined to amuse themselves at a poor hobbit's expense.
Or, Kili and Fili are going to get Bilbo and Thorin together, come hell or highwater.
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15 Feb 2026
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a hobbit shows they care by feeding those they love and care for. so by the time dis and gloin's wife Gerda got to erebor the entire mountain was a bit chubby.
cue misunderstandings and emotionally hurt bilbo but don't worry thorin fixes it
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15 Feb 2026
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The Warp by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
14 Feb 2014
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Bilbo didn’t mean to do this. Well, of course he didn’t. This isn’t his fault.
One moment he was sitting in front of the fire where they were camped in the forest at the edge of The Lonely Mountain, clicking his tongue at Fili and Kili chucking bits of bread at Balin, the next they were under attack.
It all happened so fast, Azog and his Orcs embarking on a brutal slaughter before they had the chance to raise a sword in defence, and Bilbo somehow managed to claw his way through the forest and to the foot of the Lonely Mountain where he comes face-to-face with… Thorin… who Bilbo was certain just had his head chopped off a moment ago.
To make matters worse, he doesn’t seem to recognise him. And Erebor is… well, not a charred and blackened empty tomb inhabited by a dragon.
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Dis has planned the perfect royal wedding for her brother and his betrothed. She figured there might be a few small mishaps, but nothing quite like the groom getting trapped in a tunnel collapse! And then the other immediately falls in a sinkhole. Dis better sharpen her axe because she may have to kill someone.
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13 Feb 2026
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Bilbo Baggins, Warrior of the Valar by Pallalalo
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
15 Jul 2022
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13 Feb 2026
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The Proper Way to Court by DrakeShadeDShadowheart
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Sep 2024
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”I DO NOT WANT A FAKE COURTING! I WANT SOMETHING REAL!"
All of the Company can see the tears flowing out of their Hobbit’s eyes, and before any of them can react, he bolts out of the tent. Even Dwalin, in all of his years as a guard cannot stop him despite being right at the entrance of the tent. Each Dwarf is stunned as they can do nothing but watch their Hobbit run out.
After what seems to be about hours, but was probably nothing but a few minutes, Kili looks at his uncle and says, “You idiot.”
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11 Feb 2026