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    If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
    Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
    And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
    His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;
    If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
    Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
    Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
    Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,—
    My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
    To children ardent for some desperate glory,
    The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
    Pro patria mori.

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    It’s Sirius’s day off.

    It’s his day off, and he works over a hundred hours a week, and he just wants one night without being responsible for a stranger’s life. Just one night off.

    The universe, of course, has different plans for him.

    Or: Sirius is a cardiothoracic surgeon, Remus needs heart surgery, and their lives become more entangled than Sirius would’ve ever imagined.

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    24 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    As he approached, Orion slammed the restroom door open with wandless magic, and the second he crossed the line cast a spell to stop anybody from entering or hearing anything that may be said inside the room. Taking a deep breath-

    Salazar, he could already smell an distinct omega’s scent wafting through the air; something betas could do only with their children, as a means of protection and recognition until said omega mated.

    And yes; laid limply on the once clean tiles of the restroom was a newly-presented omega Sirius Black.

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    23 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 73

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    prongs: SHUT UP AND LET HIM ADD LILY

    padfoot: NO ONE IS STOPPING HIM IDIOT????

    prongs: KILL YOURSELF??????

    moony added lily to the chat

    padfoot: anyways james man thanks so much for lending me ur lambo and also £300 on top of the £500 charity donation you insisted i match ur a great friend

    wormy: yeah man and thanks for letting me borrow all your feminist literature! i would return it but given you’re 6’4 the shelves in your house might be too tall for me to reach :( just make sure you pick them up next time we’re doing our bonding and mental health check in!

    padfoot: you’re also really good at sex james

    moony: Jesus Christ

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    or, worlds worst chatfic

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    23 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    “What’s this secret, then?” he asks.

    Sometimes I think about kissing you.

     

    Sirius has an insatiable itch, Remus has a perpetual stomach ache, and Lily and James are having a baby.
    It's 1981. Things are getting going.

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    23 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    Sirius and Remus don't sleep. The world of exhaustion and confidences they inhabit late at night is vague, and Remus wants it to be less so. So he writes some rules, and Sirius humors him.

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    17 Feb 2026