Never_Ending_Procrastination
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- The Magnus Archives (Podcast) (4)
- Hermitcraft SMP (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
- Severance (TV) (1)
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Grian has a good life in Hermitcraft. Good friends, good fun, and pranks! Everyone loves a good prank, right?
Sometimes pranks don't go as planned though.
And while Grian has a good life now, that wasn't always the case. -
Aftermath of Prentiss by Never_Ending_Procrastination
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
29 Nov 2025
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What if the Archives Crew had already been in a relationship when Prentiss attacked and they'd decided to recuperate in Jon's flat afterwards? Featuring Sasha staying alive, Martin running around fussing, Jon cooking on auto-pilot, and Tim cracking jokes while in immense pain. Very fluffy despite the tags.
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The Magnus Archives (of Our Own) by Never_Ending_Procrastination
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Nov 2025
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Jon sniffed archly… then realized that he had just thought of himself as ‘sniffing archly.’ Perhaps he had been reading too much fanfiction lately. Sue him for doing his job.
AKA I was in work and suddenly realized that they work in the 'Archives.' 'Archive' of our Own. Someone could make a great crack fic out of the crew working to organize fanfiction instead of statements. So here we are.
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All I Can Be Is Sorry, That Is All I Am by Never_Ending_Procrastination
Fandoms: Severance (TV)
17 Oct 2025
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Sometimes Scout really didn’t think he’d even scratched the surface of what Lumon had done to Mark S.
Sure he knew that it was bad, but Mark didn’t like talking about what had happened to him. So Scout didn’t press.
Sometimes it felt like he really, really needed to.
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Never Have I Ever Worn Eyeliner by Never_Ending_Procrastination
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Jul 2025
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Set during the Research era, Sasha, Jon, and Tim start playing Never Have I Ever during a Christmas party. Sasha and Tim find out Jon used to wear eyeliner, and Jon and Sasha find out Tim has never worn eyeliner. Jon and Tim also happen to be very, very gay for one another, despite how much they try to hide it. Whatever will they do?
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Assorted One Shots From My Big TMA Project by Never_Ending_Procrastination
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Jul 2025
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Connor deviates during his first mission causing CyberLife to scrap all of the RK800s...only he doesn't stay deactivated. Now he's living disguised as a human and must keep his true nature a secret from his co-workers at the DPD. But how long will he be able to keep it up, especially once deviancy cases start to rise?
Bookmarked by Never_Ending_Procrastination
24 Feb 2026
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Do It for the Shenanigans by Buki_stories21
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
28 Mar 2025
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Some one shots about this AU.
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- Part 4 of From Detroit to Brooklyn
Bookmarked by Never_Ending_Procrastination
12 Jan 2026
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“A demonstration?” Jon asks, and the words come out very level, very careful. He’s still frozen in the same position, like he’s afraid he might spook off a bird that’s miraculously landed on him by moving.
Tim opens his mouth to reply, but only manages it on the second try.
“Yeah,” he says. “Hands on, you know. Let you get to see the thing for yourself.”
“And you would be tying up…” Jon says, trailing off into a silence that begs to be filled, answered.
“You,” Tim confirms, and he thinks he sees Jon shiver as he says it. “I couldn’t-- can’t tie myself up, after all.”
“But I can’t-- I don’t do that,” Jon says, as if remembering himself. He almost sounds disappointed. “I don’t-- I don’t enjoy sex. I’m very certain of that much, I made sure. I can’t--”
“Who said anything about sex?”
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Tim shows Jon the wonders of bondage.
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29 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Best writing style I've ever scene, reference this!!!
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When Robert was around 10 years old, his Uncle Elliot gave him a... Gift. An AI lodged into his brain. Powers, technically.
After the coma, he can't really hear his "brain twin", and decides he should probably fix that. Besides, "Oracle" would definitely fit right in with the Z-Team.
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- Part 1 of Dispatch
- Part 1 of The Oracle Files 💾
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Bookmarked by Never_Ending_Procrastination
25 Dec 2025
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OH MY GOD SOMEONE FINALLY MADE A ROBERT WITH A CHIP IN HIS BRAIN FIC. I KNEW THE RATS IN MY BRAIN WERE ON TO SOMETHING
Anyhow, extremely pragmatic potentially villainous AI in Robert’s brain that was deactivated after the bomb that Robert has been trying to bring back. Also food is hard -
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Blonde Blazer gets a call late at night that a child saved from a potential kidnapping situation could very well be SDN's newest Dispatcher.
A few secrets come out, and suddenly everything is a lot more complicated as Robert becomes the centre of the weirdest game of capture the flag.
With him as the flag.(Robert is de-aged to the last time he felt safe, which is at 11. Inspired by @killershark82 on Tumblr)
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Bookmarked by Never_Ending_Procrastination
03 Dec 2025
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Robert is a child, does not know that Shroud killed his father, Z-Team gets attached and starts learning about Robert’s bad childhood while trying to keep him safe from Shroud; mainly focuses on Robert having whimsy still and the team protecting him whilst endeared (until they fail to protect him whoopsies)