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The Z-Team is being sent on a short-term work trip. The only problem is that the destination is hours away… and the way carpooling ended up having Flambae, Prism, and Waterboy crammed into Robert’s shitty little Honda Civic… and whatever weird combination of flirting, bonding, and bullying each other is going on in the passenger seats. Not to mention Waterboy’s surprising taste in music.
This was going to be a long drive… especially when that work trip was to a conference being held by the Salt Lake City SDN— and considering how many PR nightmares they’d already caused? Things were only downhill from here.
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Book of Daniel by Onlymostydead
Fandoms: Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023), Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008)
03 Feb 2026
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(Amalgamation of Manga, Trimax, and Stampede lore — Sequel to “Book of Ruth,” won’t make much sense unless you read it first)
After their time on Ship Three, Nicholas D. Wolfwood and Vash the Stampede find themselves with a new kind of relationship and with new goals: first, to meet up with the girls in December. After that? To track down both of their missing brothers. But when one of them is much closer than they thought, they find that to see themselves through to their tomorrows? They will have to address their yesterdays.
Keeping secrets only works so long— sooner or later, they will understand the writing on the wall… and everything will come crashing down.
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- Part 2 of Unholy Scriptures
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Artists hate beautiful people. It’s something people say sometimes, something Lyle himself had, in part, believed.
It was, of all places, at the convenience store where that idea changed.
(Or, the progression of an obsession)
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Day 14 of Rvbkinktober: Warthog | Cockwarming!
Doc managed to grow weed in Donut’s garden— actual weed. Marijuana. The devil’s lettuce—which had turned into making brownies which wouldn’t destroy anyone’s lungs (Simmons was such an uptight ass about things like that), which had turned into—
Well, had turned into Simmons being anything but an uptight ass, in his lap, in the warthog parked in the shade.
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- Part 7 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
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Rvbkinktober Day 13: Experimentation!
Simmons asks Grif to help him out with some cybernetic repairs he would rather Sarge NOT do. Grif soon finds out exactly why.
Or, “It’s not gay if it’s surgery”
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- Part 6 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
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Rvbkinktober Day 3 came late: Helmet Cam | Mirror (sex)
Grif’s known that Simmons has a… complicated relationship with himself for a long time. Only recently, in retirement on Iris, is he able to try to get Simmons to see his side of things.
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- Part 3 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
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Day 11 of rvb kinktober: Commanding Officer | Oral!
Simmons shows up at Grif’s door in the middle of the night with an… interesting, request.
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- Part 5 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
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Rvb kinktober days 1 (Armor/lingerie) and 8 (Codpiece)!
Images sent from helmet to helmet never had the best quality, but Grif was fairly certain any greater clarity and he’d die on the spot.
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- Part 1 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
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Day 5 of rvbkinktober: Radio | Masturbation
It had been a long, long day. So when it was finally time for Simmons to take his armor off for bed? He was ecstatic. Finally he’d be free from the confines of this—
“Simmons. Hey, Simmons. Come in, Simmons.”
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- Part 4 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
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Rvb kinktober day 2: With the enemy/degradation
“It’s so fucking cold in here.”
“I know.”
“Like, I’m freezing! Why do planets even get this cold!”
“The world hates us.” Church tucked his hands tighter into his armpits. “And the planet is literally made of ice.”
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- Part 2 of Onlymostydead Rvbkinktober 2025
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Tucker and Simmons aren’t friends, but are otherwise friends with benefits— Grif isn’t convinced of that. Virginity is an outdated concept, Donut made twenty bucks, and Simmons blurting out what he’s thinking is going to get him in real trouble one of these days.
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Grif liked to think that he knew Simmons pretty well. Sure, he may not know the guy’s birthday, or his favorite color, where he saw himself in ten years or whatever the hell else— but he knew him practically. All his idiosyncrasies and quirks. The important stuff.
So when he and Kai entered his labyrinth…
“You. Stay here.”
He knew this shit was about to be fucked up.
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The hot Blood Gulch sun beat down on the roof of red base. In the distance, it looked like Donut was lecturing Sarge about god knows what. Grif had a snack cake in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
In short, everything was normal.
Well. Not exactly normal normal, but—
Simmons hadn’t made his way up to the roof, yet. These past couple of weeks had been hell on the two of them; surgery sucked enough when it wasn’t experimental piecing together done by a man with no medical training whatsoever.
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Light streamed in through the stained glass windows, catching the dust swirling through the air. It reminded him of a cathedral, of Sunday mass spent paying attention to anything but the preaching.
Sanctuary. That’s what they called the main room in a church.
“Look, I already told ya before— I’m here for the free room. You can’t expect me to be excited ‘bout all this other bullshit.”
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Los más brillantes de los estrellas by Onlymostydead
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
29 Dec 2024
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“Es un pensado muy bonita, a nosotros destinos están transformando por las estrellas.”
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Take me apart (put me back together again) by Onlymostydead
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
11 Dec 2024
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Jayce always liked taking things apart.
He just wanted to see how it all worked. There was no way to know something better, more intimately, than to take it apart piece by piece.
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(Self-Contained) Mechanical Failure by Onlymostydead
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
18 Aug 2024
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Viktor gets an estimate from his doctor about how much time he has left. He knew, really— knew what was coming, but this new timeframe makes it impossible to ignore.
Jayce is worried— of course he is, of course he’s been able to see him getting worse. But as cruel as it is to push him away— how much worse would it be to let him in, only to leave all too soon?
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“Rough night?”
Of course that would be the first thing Husk pointed out, the moment Angel walked in the door. He knew he looked like shit— he was clutching his arms to himself to reduce movement, limping, bitten and bruised to high hell—
“…you try somethin’ new with your hair?”
…And of course that was the second.
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One thing Angel had learned between a mix of personal experience and trash TV, was that the maid? Always knows everything. You can’t keep secrets from housekeeping, and if you think you can they just haven’t let you know. Everything, from cheating, murder, and money laundering to food preferences and menstrual cycles.
Maids. Know. Everything.
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Angel is convinced it must be something he’s said, something he’s done to give the wrong impression. As bad as Val is, as awful as it is to deal with him, it isn’t like he’s a victim, or anything— he’s fine. It’s fine. He’s used to it.
Husk starts to question that.
(Angel stumbles home late from work, and they talk. We know how this one goes)