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“So, Robert, I hear you went out on a date.”
Robert chuckled into his receiver, at Invisigal’s opening for today’s bout of requisite Z-Team inane-ass smalltalk.
“I don’t know about any of you guys, but I am getting a very weird sense of déjà vu. Do we think Shroud is waiting somewhere round a corner, to try and kidnap Beef again?”
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(AKA: once Robert Robertson's Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs is met, he finds himself starting to wonder if... maybe, just maybe, he might be little bisexual).
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- Part 1 of fuck it! dispatch fic collection
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04 Feb 2026
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BatMuppet by Demorra (thebibliosphere)
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Oct 2025
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“It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights,
It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!”The manor ought to have been silent as the grave when Bruce returned, so it caught him by surprise when he heard a familiar jingle drifting through the empty halls. He paused at the foot of the grand staircase, head tilted to the side as he listened to the Muppet Show theme song jangling away happily. It sounded like it was coming from the first floor, which meant the most likely origin was Dick's bedroom. Which would be fine, if it also wasn't almost three am.
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What do you do when you come home late and find the orphan you've taken guardianship of is crying alone in his room watching the Muppets?
You sit your brooding ass down and join him.
And if you later end up on a talk show with said Muppets and end up embroiled in a running gag about your playboy persona being in a throuple with Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, well, it's not like anyone's ever going to believe you're Batman now...Based on the Tumblr shitpost.
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buy back the secrets by sundiscus for cairosene, remux, regional_catastrophe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
28 Feb 2025
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He takes a long, slow breath. Ignores the glares from the other students. “Superboy,” he murmurs. “It’s me. If you’re listening, I could use some help.”
Or: 5 times Superboy saves Tim Drake, and one time Tim Drake saves Superboy.
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- English
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- 113,013
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- 6/6
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05 Sep 2025
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A New Game + AU in which only Persona users can remember the previous timeline. The catch? In the previous timeline, the Phantom Thieves came too close to the truth after they decided to explore Mementos, so Yaldabaoth reset the game, but decided to prevent Akira from entering the Metaverse at all costs in order to ensure humanity's destruction.
A newly revived Goro Akechi finds he has little other option but to team up with the remaining Phantom Thieves, and is elected leader against his will. Will they be able to get Akira's memories back, help Goro escape Shido's wrath, and destroy Yaldabaoth for good?
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- 32,662
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31 Jul 2025
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Closed Loop System by One_of_Them (greenbean_paste)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jun 2025
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Unit Communication Log:
SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
SecUnit One: ...
SecUnit One: Indeed.- Language:
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23 Jul 2025
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The bath takes care of the sweat. Takes care of the burnt bits of skin and fat that still cling to his palm. Zuko scrubs his body until it’s raw, blushing red; he dunks his head under the hot water and stays there, staring up at the dark, vaulted ceiling of the washroom until his lungs run out of breath to use.
The oil of honeysuckle and opium and cinnamon, sweet and sharp and earthy, does not wash the stench of scorched flesh out of his nose.Zuko falls asleep on the evening of his official coronation, when he’s twenty-one-years old and has finally reached his majority. Zuko wakes on the morning of the Agni Kai with his father, eight years earlier.
This is annoying for several reasons, like the fact that the War is still ongoing, that he has zero friends, and that Ozai is not in jail.
It’s time to scheme.Series
- Part 1 of to try again-verse
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13 Jul 2025
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my fellow passerine by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
16 Jun 2020
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Then the Alliance delegation shows up, and their offering strolls through the gates of the monastery like he already owns the place.
A reminder, for those who need it: Cyril is not an idiot. He has good eyes and he uses them.
An observation, for those who want it: The Golden Deer house leader is Almyran.
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Cyril knows a lot more than he lets on, Claude is far less covert than he thinks he is, and messing with the guy your parents told you was a possibly-unkillable demon-prince isn’t usually supposed to earn you a lasting friendship but hey… life is already pretty damn weird.
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- 2/2
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19 May 2025
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Luffy and Zoro time travel back to the early days and split up, in order to change the events of the first timeline for the better. Of course, they find their way back to one another eventually.
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08 May 2025
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It was all supposed to be an effing joke. Something they’d talked about to kill a bit of downtime, an exercise in ‘could never happen’ but a way to plan out how things could have gone better without going mad because it could never actually happen.
Q realized his vision was beginning to fade out at the edges and let out a slightly hysterical laugh which snapped him enough out of his panic to realize he was firstly, about to have an effing panic attack and secondly, in shock.
“Shit,” he muttered, running a hand over his face before setting his jaw, removing his glasses, and putting his head between his knees. Undignified?
So bloody what? He was sixteen, for Christ’s sake! He defied anyone not to panic a bit at losing over half of their lives after effing sneezing.
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- Part 1 of Blindsided
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- English
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- 123,716
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- 19/19
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06 May 2025
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Of Heroes, Villains & Alchemists by Kastaborous
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Feb 2025
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In unearthing the Nomu Factory, the Heroes and police of Japan discovered a body. This was not unexpected, but the nationality and uniform of the corpse in question… that was. Because this failed Nomu wore the uniform of Amestris, a war torn nation from the isolated continent of Atossa, where Quirks and modern electronics had never developed and never worked.
Edward Elric hoped he could retire from military service in peace, traveling Amestris while his brother Alphonse went to Xing. This is put on hold when now-Führer Mustang asks him to travel to the Outside, to the world beyond that was barricaded for centuries after the development of something called ‘Quirks’. A soldier has been killed and Amestris needs to know more about the Outside.
Or, Edward Elric and Amestris meet the world of Heroes and Villains.
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- 187,061
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- 646
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04 Jan 2025
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Wings over Gotham by icarus_chained
Fandom Aquaman (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, Martian Manhunter (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types
05 Sep 2025
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“Eighteen years ago, an earthquake ripped through Gotham City, and in the aftermath, instead of helping, the US government sealed the city under a ‘quarantine’ and left them to die. Two years later, when signs of life and even civilisation were still detectable inside the shattered city, the government sent the military in to reclaim and rehabilitate Gotham. Gotham has not forgotten, and they have not forgiven either.”
An AU where an altered version of No Man’s Land happened while Bruce was in his late teens/early twenties, and Batman was born in the hellish crucible of a trapped city that was left for dead and then violently retaken. Gotham may pretend to run by mainlander rules for the sake of those who would have died otherwise, but under the surface, Bruce, Jim, Leslie, Ivy and Oswald and their pack keep their own council, and look with jaundiced eyes on the mainland.
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- 24
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- 1,132
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29 Dec 2024
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The Fire Lord's Favourite Restaurant by shipping_ruined_my_life
Fandom Avatar: The Last Airbender
29 Jun 2021
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Some oneshots centered around a restaurant. zuko shows up, yells at a customer, and stays indefinitely. also no one knows he's the fire lord and he thinks they know becuase it's so obvious.
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- 11,925
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- 647
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19 Nov 2024
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Left with only three other crew mates, it’s a ready expectation that Sanji will start fawning all over Robin in his usual obnoxious way. However, that’s not what happens. Instead, looking wild around the eyes in a way only someone who knows him well would recognize, the cook doesn’t break stride until he’s firmly within Zoro’s orbit and can wrap both hands around his upper arm, clinging tight.
“Hi, darling,” he chirps, his expression desperately conveying that Zoro needs to play along under pain of death. “Did you miss me?”
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- 32,145
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- 1/1
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22 Oct 2024
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He’s presented to her in the centre of the court.
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- 7/7
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21 Oct 2024
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A Pocket Full of Posies by lulu_lisbon
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
10 Apr 2024
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Don’t think too hard about the military dictatorship trying to single handedly lower the average life expectancy in Amestris. It won’t bode well for anyone’s mental health.
A how-to guide on surviving a brand new country, a new set of scientific rules, and no therapy. Semi-SI/OC.
(a fairly quickly paced story, bite-sized one shot)
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- Part 18 of lulu's self insert fics
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- English
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- 28,435
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- 1/1
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20 Sep 2024
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The Hand that Feeds Bit Me First by LambSouvlaki
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
06 Aug 2024
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Jason had known Louise for years. She’d been his getaway driver, his alibi, a co-conspirator. He had bailed her out of the trouble she got herself into more times than he could count. With a straight face she told Batman she had never even heard of the Red Hood, while he was passed out on her couch. He confirmed to many an HR department that she definitely worked for him, uh-huh, five years in accounts? Absolutely, best accountant he’d ever had. She’d been ‘borrowing’ his vacuum cleaner for years now. He attended her grandpa's funeral.
Boyfriends and girlfriends came and went. Heroes and villains, dubious costumes and harebrained schemes.
They remained.
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- Part 1 of Partners in Crime
- Language:
- English
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- 125,737
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- 34/34
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- 2,617
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07 Aug 2024
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In Another Life by DLaugh
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Catwoman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
04 Jan 2025
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17 Jul 2024
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the heart shall speak softly by antimonia
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2023
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Shen Qingqiu, his lovely cheeks stained red, carefully takes the mysterious flower from his hands. His eyes sparkle, and Liu Qingge’s breath is punched out of him. Liu Qingge doesn’t know what’s so special about it, but if flowers get that kind of reaction from him, then he would gladly uproot a whole meadow just to see that smile again.
“I accept.”
It’s a flower, and nothing more. But Shen Qingqiu looks at him like he’s brought the greatest gift of all.
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- English
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- 65,854
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 12
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- 692
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24 Mar 2024
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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- English
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03 Dec 2023
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World’s Saddest Breakfast Club by motleyfam for batmoniker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
31 Jul 2021
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Following a couple of Very Bad Weeks™ (which may or may not have involved being kidnapped and mildly tortured), Jason decides the best way to cheer himself up is to break into the Manor for a 3 a.m. snack.
Turns out he isn’t the only one awake.
- Language:
- English
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- 82
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- 1,242
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- 22,278
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- 145,630
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30 Jun 2023