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just like in the movies by Stapler_Stealer
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007), Gossip Girl Series - Cecily von Ziegesar
03 Sep 2024
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“I have five words for you, Mr Humphrey—,” Blair leans in with both palms laid flat on the counter, a triumphant smirk tugging at the corner of her lips. “—The future…is online streaming.”
“And I have four words for you, Miss Waldorf,” Humphrey replies, with a mocking smile. “Get. The. Fuck. Out!”
Or, Blair Waldorf is a ruthless media executive looking to acquire an indie video rental store, seal that damn deal and score that sweet, sweet promotion.
There’s just one teensy little problem that stands in her way — a stubborn, curly-haired store manager by the name of Dan freaking Humphrey.
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08 Feb 2026
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The Kind of Opposites Who Do Not Attract by Stapler_Stealer
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
14 Mar 2024
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Blair Waldorf doesn’t like being reminded of Dan Humphrey. But that gap-toothed, curly haired man certainly had a knack for being completely unavoidable.
Firstly, the man was her best friend’s husband.
Secondly, he was a journalist, so she was bombarded by constant reminders of him.
That insufferable social climber was everywhere. She couldn’t even check her phone without scrolling past his selfies with Nate Archibald on her Instagram feed. Talk about the ghost of boyfriends past, haunting her ad infinitum.
In other words, Blair Waldorf doesn’t like being reminded of Dan Humphrey, because it's like being reminded of a life she could have had with him.
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- Part 1 of two drifters, off to see the world
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08 Feb 2026
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Dan shaves his head for Halloween.
Blair is NOT pleased. Not even in the slightest bit.
(Or: A glimpse of Dan and Blair’s evolving hair — er, I mean relationship — over the years.)
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- Part 3 of two drifters, off to see the world
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05 Feb 2026
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Blair Waldorf reckons that Dan Humphrey texts her far too many memes. And what kind of man — a former New York Times bestselling author, at that — uses that many emojis in his texts, anyway?
Or: A modern tale of Dan and Blair reconnecting via texts, group chats, emails and perhaps one (or ten) too many memes.
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- Part 2 of two drifters, off to see the world
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05 Feb 2026
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i went to monaco with the prince (and all i got was this lousy t-shirt) by Stapler_Stealer
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
26 Feb 2025
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Blair Waldorf, future Princess of Monaco, is this close to fulfilling her destiny, getting everything she’s ever wanted — and more.
So why are the images of a certain boy from Brooklyn (a very shirtless one at that), haunting her in her dreams — day and night?
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05 Feb 2026