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Blair Waldorf is supposed to be getting married. She’s supposed to be in Monaco, soaking up the sun with her prince, the one she’d fought tooth and nail to keep. Dan Humphrey is supposed to be in the Hamptons, forgetting all about their misbegotten kiss and the feelings that arose with it.
Neither are where they are supposed to be.
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Season 4 finale/season 5 au: blair didn’t sleep with chuck at the bar mitzvah, she went to Monaco with Louis without making up with Chuck after the events of the end of 4x20Bookmarked by Ritzu
17 Feb 2026
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“I don’t know if I’ll ever love you in the way I loved Chuck, but maybe that’s a good thing,” she says, looking down at their intertwined hands.
(Or, Blair makes a different choice. Set in 5x24.)
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16 Feb 2026
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a fix it of the season 5 finale where blair goes to the shepherd's divorce party after going to chuck's.
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16 Feb 2026
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Joey wakes Rachel up to get ready for work. The one nuance is that he doesn't want her to leave, actually.
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16 Feb 2026
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just like in the movies by Stapler_Stealer
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007), Gossip Girl Series - Cecily von Ziegesar
03 Sep 2024
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“I have five words for you, Mr Humphrey—,” Blair leans in with both palms laid flat on the counter, a triumphant smirk tugging at the corner of her lips. “—The future…is online streaming.”
“And I have four words for you, Miss Waldorf,” Humphrey replies, with a mocking smile. “Get. The. Fuck. Out!”
Or, Blair Waldorf is a ruthless media executive looking to acquire an indie video rental store, seal that damn deal and score that sweet, sweet promotion.
There’s just one teensy little problem that stands in her way — a stubborn, curly-haired store manager by the name of Dan freaking Humphrey.
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08 Feb 2026
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The Kind of Opposites Who Do Not Attract by Stapler_Stealer
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
14 Mar 2024
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Blair Waldorf doesn’t like being reminded of Dan Humphrey. But that gap-toothed, curly haired man certainly had a knack for being completely unavoidable.
Firstly, the man was her best friend’s husband.
Secondly, he was a journalist, so she was bombarded by constant reminders of him.
That insufferable social climber was everywhere. She couldn’t even check her phone without scrolling past his selfies with Nate Archibald on her Instagram feed. Talk about the ghost of boyfriends past, haunting her ad infinitum.
In other words, Blair Waldorf doesn’t like being reminded of Dan Humphrey, because it's like being reminded of a life she could have had with him.
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- Part 1 of two drifters, off to see the world
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08 Feb 2026
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Dan shaves his head for Halloween.
Blair is NOT pleased. Not even in the slightest bit.
(Or: A glimpse of Dan and Blair’s evolving hair — er, I mean relationship — over the years.)
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- Part 3 of two drifters, off to see the world
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05 Feb 2026
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Blair Waldorf reckons that Dan Humphrey texts her far too many memes. And what kind of man — a former New York Times bestselling author, at that — uses that many emojis in his texts, anyway?
Or: A modern tale of Dan and Blair reconnecting via texts, group chats, emails and perhaps one (or ten) too many memes.
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- Part 2 of two drifters, off to see the world
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05 Feb 2026
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i went to monaco with the prince (and all i got was this lousy t-shirt) by Stapler_Stealer
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
26 Feb 2025
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Blair Waldorf, future Princess of Monaco, is this close to fulfilling her destiny, getting everything she’s ever wanted — and more.
So why are the images of a certain boy from Brooklyn (a very shirtless one at that), haunting her in her dreams — day and night?
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05 Feb 2026
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“That kiss — our little…social experiment gone wrong. A princess, kissing a labrador,” Dan explained — with a slight, rueful shake of his head.
Blair frowned, her eyes inscrutable. “I’d rather not dwell on…past transgressions.”
In other words, Dan confronts Blair about their first kiss. I mean — friends should give friends constructive feedback…Right??
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05 Feb 2026
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Dan is feeling a little under the weather — but he’s got college midterms, a thesis proposal to submit, and he’s promised to rendezvous with a certain doe-eyed, sharp-tongued brunette at the Met this Friday…
Surely, he’s not gonna let a paltry little head cold get in the way of all that — right?
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05 Feb 2026
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It begins, as all things do, with her right hand shoved up a well-greased turkey’s butt.
“Talk fast Humphrey, because in case you haven’t noticed, this delicate hand here — ” Blair hisses, wiggling said hand that was currently plunged wrist-deep in the poor fowl’s carcass, “ — was not designed for prolonged contact with raw poultry!”
“Oh, shoot, wait,” mutters Dan, eyes darting towards his laptop screen. “Martha Stewart says we’re supposed to rub a sprinkle of salt and pepper, y’know, inside the cavity before we fill it up — ”
Blair’s eyes widen in horror. “And you couldn’t tell me this before I grabbed a handful of stuffing and shoved it straight up a turkey’s ass??”
(or: Dair, Christmas holiday shenanigans, and perhaps the blossoming of something new…? 🩷)
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05 Feb 2026
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After Joey confesses his love at dinner Rachel decides the conversation isn't over yet. After thinking on it all night she goes to Joey's the next day to talk about it more.
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04 Feb 2026
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just as long as you gon' get home (you get home) by Yellow_Bird_On_Richland
Fandoms: Friends (TV)
07 Dec 2021
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It helps, Rachel guesses, that Joey's always been there, right across the hall, for almost the entire time she's lived in the city.
That must be why the transition comes so easily to her, why she doesn't even realize that, at some point, it changed from "Joey's place" to "our place."
She didn't think she'd truly fit or belong anywhere besides Monica's, but here, with him...she does.
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- Part 1 of in another life, i would be your girl
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04 Feb 2026
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Rachel brings Joey to dinner with her dad to introduce him as her new boyfriend.
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04 Feb 2026
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and i would give the world (to know that i will always find you) by Yellow_Bird_On_Richland
Fandoms: Friends (TV)
06 Jun 2023
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Rachel and Ross make it a bit more than nine months, give or take, counting from the day she gets off the plane. It’s another pregnancy, in a way.
Unlike her first, this one doesn’t have a happy ending.
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- Part 2 of in another life, i would be your girl
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01 Feb 2026
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In the wake of all the confusion at the hospital, after a lot of talks about what everyone really wants, Rachel and Emma find themselves moving right back in with Joey. The three of them decided that they were going to try and make their own family, no matter what it took.
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AU where Rachel chooses Joey in the aftermath of the engagement debacle.
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01 Feb 2026
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Five times Joey was there for Rachel Green as a friend… and one time he wasn’t.
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31 Jan 2026
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Regency one-shot, concerning the courtship of Prince Loki and the strange and amusing Lady Green.
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23 Jan 2026
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Finale spoilers.
She knows that Loki can hear her when she speaks. His visceral reactions to her words were cataclysmic at first, nearly causing an earthquake on her timeline once. But he’s gotten used to her presence, it seems.
Slowly and cautiously, Sylvie and Loki find their way back to each other.
NOTE: Rating has been updated to Explicit. E-rated chapters are 8, 9, and 11.
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09 Jan 2026