10 Works by SamHandwich

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    On Colin’s 19th birthday, Penelope asks him for a moment alone, then surprises him with a very bold statement in the family library. That night, her house and everyone in it burns to ash.

    Ten years later, drunk and sad on his birthday in a dive bar in Chicago, he spots a woman who looks just like someone he thought he buried but never stopped grieving.

    And he intends to find out if he’s losing his mind or chasing a ghost.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,830
    Chapters:
    3/17
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    1,780
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    “I’m sorry,” he tested, pleased when she seemed to deflate a little in relief. “I don’t mean to upset you, Pen. It’s just—well, I feel very…it makes me a little crazy to see you with anybody else.”

    To Colin’s astonishment, fear didn’t come flooding back into her eyes at his admission. In fact, her eyes seemed to go a touch hazy, the last of her frown melting away as she looked all over his face, her gaze lingering for a few seconds on his mouth.

    “I’ve never made a guy crazy before,” she murmured, still staring at his mouth.

    Colin’s belly began fluttering and clenching, a nervous energy suddenly ricocheting all over his insides—she liked the fact she made him crazy. She liked that he was a little surly and snarly and mean. What’s more—she liked that she was the cause of it.

    “You make me crazy, Pen,” he whispered, dragging his eyes to her mouth. “Don’t make me hurt anybody else when all I want is you.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,183
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    573
    Bookmarks:
    120
    Hits:
    9,785
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    Penelope is fed up with being ignored, shoved aside, and underestimated. When a visiting relative offers her a little mystical intervention, she figures she has nothing to lose.

    As her confidence grows, men start to notice, opportunities multiply, and Colin soon finds himself unsettled by a Penelope who no longer waits quietly in the wings.

    After all, when the world finally starts paying attention, someone is bound to realize what he’s about to lose.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    97,465
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    226
    Kudos:
    478
    Bookmarks:
    121
    Hits:
    14,982
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    Penelope is doing her best to be a supportive best friend for Eloise's annual Galentine's Day dinner. But without a Valentine to celebrate with the next day, and her longtime crush Colin off on his travels, there's little for her to be excited about.

    That is, until Colin shows up unannounced, on a mission to make Penelope his. If only his family would stop getting in his way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,950
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    330
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    5,038
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    Colin Bridgerton knows he’s attractive. What he doesn’t know is what it will do to him when Penelope Featherington starts calling him pretty, thirsting over his selfies, and finally deciding she’d like a closer look—preferably upstairs.

    A smutty crackfic inspired by a thirst trap Instagram photo.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,820
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    556
    Bookmarks:
    71
    Hits:
    4,896
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    She wanted to climb him like a tree. She wanted to get him blushing and stuttering again, trying to pretend it was all in a day’s work letting her sit on him and serve her tits up like pies fresh out of the oven, just for him.

    She wanted to poke and prod at him until all his hesitation turned into need.

    He would let her, she could already tell. He wanted her to.

    OR: The time Colin gets hired to model and finds out it’s a lingerie shoot…and Penelope is his costar. And also he’s a virgin 🤪

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    483
    Bookmarks:
    96
    Hits:
    4,843
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    The Kiss Cam catches Penelope Featherington and Colin Bridgerton in its red, heart-shaped frame. She’s mortified—after all, she’s been hopelessly in love with him forever. Meanwhile, he’s convinced it’ll be no big deal.

    And then the internet explodes.
 And then he explodes—into panic, confusion, and feelings he definitely did not plan to have.

    She fell first.

    But after one (1) unexpected kiss and the media circus that follows, he’s falling harder than he ever intended.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,253
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    396
    Kudos:
    1,029
    Bookmarks:
    246
    Hits:
    23,550
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    When Penelope is kidnapped on the road to London, she doesn’t expect a swift rescue, if one comes at all. Then Colin Bridgerton comes crashing through the door, windswept, heartbreakingly heroic, and entirely too handsome for his own good—especially when she starts praising him for saving her life.

    Now they’re stranded for the night with only one bed and Colin rapidly discovers that nothing tests his gentlemanly restraint like sharing close quarters with the one woman whose opinion has always mattered to him—especially when she won’t stop giving him those maddening compliments.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,001
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    625
    Bookmarks:
    114
    Hits:
    6,026
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    They say love strikes like lightning—but neither of them believed it would.

    Colin Bridgerton returns to London carrying ghosts he can’t name and a fortune he refuses to believe. 
Penelope Featherington, ever the wallflower, finds herself suddenly at the heart of fate’s design after a tarot reading she can’t quite forget.

    When thunder rolls over Mayfair and secrets begin to unravel, two old friends must decide whether to defy destiny—or surrender to it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,132
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    86
    Kudos:
    332
    Bookmarks:
    92
    Hits:
    7,497
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    In which the Bridgertons host a Christmas-themed D&D night, Hyacinth takes her role as Dungeon Master far too seriously, and Colin rolls a natural 20 on “accidentally making things awkward with Penelope.”

    There’s karaoke, questionable cocktails, and the terrible realization that he’s falling for his little sister’s best friend.

    OR:

    The one where Colin is a big ole nerd and Penelope matches his freak in all the best ways.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,923
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    7,893

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