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For a Chibi, you are a big dog by Satansemployee
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
06 Jul 2024
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Only the dog lifted his head and looked towards the door from where he was lying by Kenji’s desk. When he laid eyes on Dazai, he started growling and barking at him. Dazai jumped on top of the closest desk, hissing at the dog who was now at that desk baring its sharp canines at the bandaged man’s ankles.
“Why is Chibi such a big dog?” Dazai half whined, half screamed. “He should be a chihuahua or a French bulldog, not a big mongrel.”
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Or: Chuuya's dream comes true with a trick. He didn't get a dog, he became the dog, and Dazai took it on himselft to watch over him until he turns back into a human.Series
- Part 8 of Animal transformation accidents
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The one who ran to Poe was a young boy, not older than five. Against that, his hair was mostly grey, with only a few strands of black. But what was most surprising was that he was completely naked.
“Oh my god,” Poe whispered and crouched down to be on the same level as the boy. He felt his eyes fill with relieved tears and, without a moment of hesitation, he draper his coat on the young boy’s shoulders and pulled him into a hug and the boy hugged him back. “Karl, I was so worried, please don’t run away like that again.”
Or: It seems the transformation ability works both ways, as Karl gets turned into a human. Also, it's Christmas and they are making cookies.
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- Part 7 of Animal transformation accidents
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Fight for come crumbs though there're enough for both by Satansemployee
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
04 Dec 2023
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Karl was standing on his two hind legs. In his forelegs he held another creature, a small mammal with brown fur. The raccoon was looking up at his owner with as much expectation on his face as a raccoon could.
Poe crouched down to examine the little furball in his furball’s paws. It was a chipmunk.
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Or: Ranpo gets turned into a chipmunk, Karl finds him and takes him to Poe but then the two can't stop fighting for his attention.Series
- Part 6 of Animal transformation accidents
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Flying free, back to your arms by Satansemployee
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
03 Sep 2023
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The bird chirped happily and shook its feathers, sending tiny droplets of water all around. Its feathers were still damp and stood all over the place. With more cheerful chirps, it spread its wings, showing off the snow-white feathers, spotted with some black, its tips tinted with red.
Fyodor sighed again.
“See, I told you not to go out, you could’ve avoided this situation.” This time, he got an irritated chirp. “Am I wrong, Kolya?”
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Or: Nikolai's dream comes true when the unknown ability user transforms him into a bird. Fyodor doesn't know how he feels about the clown, but in the end, it all turns out better than either of them expected.Series
- Part 5 of Animal transformation accidents
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“Your mission” Dazai started with a smirk that meant no good “is this.” And with that he gently placed the cardboard box on the table between them. Akutagawa cocked his head to the side but then leaned forward to open the box. And inside it was...
“A cat?”
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Or: It's Atsushi's turn to be transformed into an animal and fate (aka Dazai) found Akutagawa the most suitable to look after his feline arch enemy.Series
- Part 4 of Animal transformation accidents
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An unknown ability user rambles on the streets of Yokohama, turning unsuspecting people - both inhabitant and visitors - into animals. The effect doesn't last long but it's enough to cause some chaos or quality bonding time with lots of fluff
The parts are not or very minimally connected.
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So Vein doesn’t trust anybody. How could he? He hasn’t survived a quarter of a century walking barefoot through hell being naïve. If anything, he prefers animals. They’re predictable. They demonstrate their intent with raised hackles and bluff charges. They’re simpleminded, concerned only about their young and where their next meal is coming from. If Vein had the time, he’d probably own a dog or two. It’d be a nice change of pace, having a companion that doesn’t have a malicious bone in its body. He has ample evidence in the shape of stab-wounds and bullet-holes to prove that the hearts of men are tainted with corruption. They always have been.
But God, (or whatever cosmic entity is running things out in the ether), has made a delightful habit of shitting in his dinner. It’s as if he’s got a standard-bearer hellbent on undermining him, or a trio of witches pointing notched knuckles toward Birnam Wood, because every lesson he’s ever learned fizzles out like a one-hit wonder the moment he lays eyes on a certain blond.
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22 Jan 2026
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An international conference—and too much pride and alcohol—results in a party of couples and non-couples playing The Newlywed Game. Some are hoping to win, and some didn't even want to play in the first place. But no one is all that surprised in the end.
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14 May 2024
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Charmed by Nicolefrickle
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Nov 2018
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Enji walks Hawks home during the winter after a shared shift, and it turns out his feathers aren't very good at keeping him warm.
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01 Nov 2021
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Sleep slowly creeped on his tired mind, until he heard a voice calling his name. What? Who the hell was trying to talk to him, can’t they see that he’s sleeping?
He slowly opened one green eye and what he saw made his heart miss a beat. The most beautiful man he ever saw was towering over him, his brown hair falling into his eyes, hiding them. On his shoulder was perched… was that a cat? No, no… A raccoon! Yes, that was definitely a raccoon. Ranpo opened his eyes wide, taking in the appearance of the man. He was gorgeous, in the back of his mind he remembered something… Did he already meet him?
“Ranpo, dear, I think you had enough to drink for today,” The brown haired man smiled softly “let’s get you home.”.
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In other words: Ranpo gets drunk, forgets Poe and falls in love with him again.
Bookmarked by Satansemployee
23 Jun 2024
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Edogawa Ranpo was a great detective. So of course he'd notice all the little things; the wayward glances, the attempt at touches, and most importantly of all, the lack of awareness of his behaviour. Yes, he knew Edgar Allen Poe liked him, but perhaps a slip of the tongue would be enough for the genius (yet utterly oblivious) author to understand it too.
Bookmarked by Satansemployee
19 Apr 2024