Say_it_aint_so



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    When Robb signs her up for The Bachelor, she nearly goes into an Arya-level rage blackout.

    When she learns why he signed her up for The Bachelor, she actually does. She manages to throw a (poorly aimed) bagel at his head at Sunday breakfast (to Arya and Rickon's delight and her mother's horror) before she realizes what she's doing.

    “If you love Jon Snow so much, why don't you apply to go on?”

     

    or, Robb signs Sansa up for reality TV because his favorite football player has been (reluctantly) wrangled into being the Bachelor

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    In the annals of SGC history, it will forever be debated whether the decision to remove then-Major John Sheppard from the Atlantis expedition was an act of great folly or one of great fortune.

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    Eliot found a way to make his style work at Dalton Academy. It just worked a little too well.

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    Jaime Lannister breaks into her room in the Gates of the Moon and says, I can deliver you back to Winterfell without a husband round your neck, if you'd like.

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    Arthur Dayne realizes he can’t kill the man his sister loves, even when he has the man on the ground. Ashara Dayne is not going to allow her best friend’s child to die. Oberyn Martell is not allowing any more children to die in this war, especially those whose mothers his sister loved. Things spiral from there, really.

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    “Give me that,” Ashara snaps, and pries the child away from the other Northman, whose name she will later learn is Reed. To Arthur, she says, “when did he last eat?”

    Arthur tells her, and before Ashara’s modesty can get the better of her, she is pulling her left arm from its sleeve, allowing the front of her dress to drop, and holding the baby in place. There is a tense moment of nothing, and then he latches on and Ashara almost cries. Eddard and Arthur are both staring at her like a woman possessed. Reed’s eyes are firmly fixed on the floor.

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