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    What if Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander had the perfect beard?
    Lily-Jane Smith is just a normal girl living her quiet hermit life in a secluded corner of Montreal, running from a past she doesn’t talk about and minding her own business. She livestreams. She freelances. She avoids people.
    Then she befriends her landlord.
    Unfortunately, her landlord is Shane Hollander — NHL golden boy, walking media frenzy, and deeply closeted disaster.
    Now her peaceful routine includes sold-out arenas, terrible stadium poutine, icing bruises after intense games, and pretending to be the loving girlfriend of two hockey superstars while secretly covering for their very intense, very secret relationship with their biggest rival.
    Yes. That rivalry.
    It’s fine. She’s fine. They’re fine.
    It’s just a tiny lavender marriage situation.
    Minor complication: she may or may not have developed a massive crush on her best friend/fake boyfriend’s boyfriend’s teammate — who, for obvious reasons, thinks she’s dating said best friend’s boyfriend.
    Totally normal. Not messy at all.
    What could possibly go wrong?

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    08 Mar 2026

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    The problem, Shane muses in hindsight, is that he commits to things too hard.

    He puts his all into everything. He wouldn’t be who he is without it.

    The fact that he can’t resist a challenge, even if it’s stupid, is more of the problem than anything else.

    In which Shane has hidden talents, Ilya runs to catch up, the internet spirals, and Yuuri, Viktor and Yuri are dragged along for the ride…

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    08 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    08 Mar 2026

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    “Shane?”

    “Yes, Ilya?”

    “What the fuck is a Shayden?”

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    07 Mar 2026

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    A provocative shoot for a queer mag + a guest on one of the most popular podcasts in the world? Shane Hollander is done hiding.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    “So,” the reporter says, tilting her microphone just slightly, “can you explain why you were seen picking up Hayden Pike’s children the other day?”
    There it is. Ilya blinks once, slow, thoughtful. Then he shrugs. “Can I explain?” he repeats. “Yes.”
    She perks up.
    “Will I?” he continues. “No.”

    Across the country, Hayden Pike is doing the exact same dance under a very different set of lights.
    “Hayden,” a reporter says, “people are wondering why Ilya Rozanov was the one to pick up your kids.”
    Hayden exhales slowly. “Well,” he says, dry as dust, “there wasn’t a single nanny available. Not one. City-wide shortage.”

    or, Shane and Ilya had to look after Hayden's kids and Ilya picks them up from school, the public reacts, everybody is confused.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    @IlyaRozanov
    I understand Scott Hunter, men are sexy, especially my boyfriend. 😘

    A tweet from Ilya Rozanov is just the beginning. Between official NHL statements, suspicious injury reports, and fan support, the truth about the relationship between Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov finally comes to light before the public eye.

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    07 Mar 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 75

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    BREAKING: #ShaneHollander, hockey superstar and ex-boyfriend of actress #RoseLandry, has been caught red-handed sending misogynistic texts to what appears to be his girlfriend. Get all the details HERE: http://bit.ly/34781296

    or; the one where shane's texts to "lily" get leaked and the internet explodes because everyone now thinks shane hollander is an asshole to his girlfriend

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    07 Mar 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 71

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Hayden watches Shane, almost expecting him to go, "wow, I was hacked while we were at practice, look at these weird messages!". But no such luck. Shane smiles.

    A real smile, a big one, his text from Lily smile. God, Hayden was so sure they were sending each other endless strings of heart emojis and "I miss you more" "no, I miss you more"s, not…that. Never in a million years would he have guessed that.

    Or: 5 times someone's shocked to learn that Shane's a little freaky, +1 time someone isn't

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    04 Mar 2026

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    “You named your coin after the stupid wolf bird?”

    I didn't. The country did, I guess. I don't know, I never really thought about it.” He paused for a second, then smirked. “A two dollar coin is called a toonie.”


    Or: Four times Ilya Rozanov thought a Canadian word was stupid, and one time he was on Canada's side.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    I mean she doesn’t at least not **legally**, but definitely emotionally. But when you are getting most of your gossip out of the mouth of babes some things get lost in translation. One outsider’s perspective on how they assumed their child’s classmate had three fathers for most of the school year.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Shane scoffed, “Don’t ever tell him that. The only thing bigger than his ego is probably his dick,”

    One thing that Rose felt she should know at this point? Shane Hollander can be hilariously out of left field at the worst possible time. Now, her margarita was going down the wrong pipe.

    -

    Or, a nice catch up lunch between two best friends.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Zane Boodram swung the door open, cutting himself off when he saw who waited on the other side.

    “Hollander!” he greeted after a second, voice warm but eyes wide in shock. “Wasn’t expecting you tonight!” He paused for a moment, then continued in a softer tone, still warm but growing in confusion. “Not to be blunt, but what the hell are you doing here?”

    “Oh, um… Ily—Rozanov invited me.”

    Or, after their fight, Shane turns around.

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    34,051

    01 Mar 2026

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    Harris’s grin grew. “Oh my god. You guys seriously don’t know?”

    “Know what!?” Wyatt snapped, before adding a quick “Sorry!”

    Harris giggled, covering his mouth with his hand. “I can’t believe you guys don’t know!”

    “Babe, just tell us!” Troy said, losing his patience with his boyfriend.

    “Fine, but keep it lowkey okay!” Harris said, looking at each of the men, “Every time Ilya does something that pisses Shane off, he apologizes by taking him to Finnigan’s and singing him karaoke love songs.”

     

    Or the Centaurs uncover a sweet Hollanov secret after a fight shifts team dynamics

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    01 Mar 2026

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    “Never have I ever had a crush on Shane Hollander,” Shane says pointedly, side-eyeing his traitor husband, who only leans in to peck his cheek before grabbing his glass and chugging its content.

    As focused as he is on the love of his life, Shane doesn't notice the people around him reaching for their drinks. Ilya certainly does.

     

    OR : the centaurs play never have i ever and shane finally realizes how loved he is

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    01 Mar 2026

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    “Barrett, your turn. What did you think of Hollander?”

    Troy must have had more to drink than he thought. Or he makes bad decisions without Harris right next to him. Or he must have a death wish. That has to be the reason why he says what he does: “I thought he was a fucking babe.”

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Shane and Ilya decide to come out in a very strange way...
    By editing their biographies in Wikipedia.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    After their first game against Montreal the Centaurs go out and celebrate!! And they play Never Have I Ever ;)

    All fluff no angst!!

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Ilya laughed as he gestured to the young fan. “It is you, moya lyubov.” 

    Shane smiled, holding out a hand to help the girl jump off the table. “Want to explain what that means?” 

    Ilya poked the fan in the shoulder. “Please, can you introduce yourself to Mr. Hollander?” 

    With two feet planted on the ground, and a quick glance at her parents, the young girl stuck out her hand, expression serious. 

    “Hi there,” Shane crouched, eye level with her now. “What’s your name?” 

    Like Shane’s question had triggered a programmed response, she bounced on her toes. “I’m Jane!” 

    OR

    Ilya meets an Ottawa fan named Jane, and must introduce her to his Jane.

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    5,425

    01 Mar 2026

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