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"Valentine's day is just a random day that businesses use to guilt people into spending money," Ron said, sneering at the small red box Draco was holding.
"And here I thought it was about showing the person you love how you feel," drawled Draco.
"That's something you should be doing all the time," lectured Ron smugly, "not on one arbitrary day."
"Ah," said Draco. "So you make an effort to regularly let your girlfriend know she's special? Buy her flowers or whatever she cares about for no reason?"
Ron’s face turned pink. "Uh, well..."
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Kate Beckett had a problem. She baked. Not desserts. Too complicated, too many ingredients, too much time. No, she baked bread. Sourdough, rye, French, bagels, all of it.
The problem was that she baked more when she was stressed and she'd been stressed a lot lately. So now there was bread everywhere.
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Snap Decisions by Slothofsparkles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Apr 2025
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“Excuse me, Mr. Thanos sir, I have a question.” Peter raised his hand like he was in class.
“Peter! What do you think you're doing?!” Tony looked like he was seconds away from having a heart attack. Steve just made a strangled noise, like he wanted to give a speech about impulsivity, but his words had failed him.
Thanos smiled condescendingly. “Yes, child?
Peter scratched his head. “Well, how exactly does this whole eliminate half of all life thing work? I mean, are you going to wipe the left side of the universe or the right side? Or is it totally random, and Earth might not even get touched? Or is it like half of every planet? But if it's half of every planet, which half? And are you still counting people that would have died tomorrow anyway? Or are you doing a hard cut off where people have to have at least 5 years left? And how do you know that anyway? And are we talking just people, or are you coming for puppies and my snake plant? ‘Cause if so, I need to emotionally prepare.”
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It's Just Hot Chocolate, Hermione by Slothofsparkles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2025
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Hermione flopped into her seat at the Gryffindor table and acknowledged Harry and Ron with a mumbled noise. She'd been up half the night studying again and she wasn't really awake yet. She felt her head starting to fall towards the table and whimpered. She was so tired. She just needed sleep. Or chocolate. Yes, chocolate. She knew there was a reason she'd dragged herself out of bed. Certainly not for the lack of stimulating conversation.
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A Dash of Pepper by Slothofsparkles
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Apr 2025
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Tony sighed and stepped back. “Okay, you’re obviously not going to listen to me. Time to bring out the big guns.”
Steve gripped his shield tighter and readied himself for the inevitable fight. Then he frowned in confusion as Tony tapped his ear and said “Pep? They’re all yours.” Tony retreated a good distance away to where Rhodey, Vision, Natasha, and some guy in a black suit were standing. They began talking in low voices that Steve couldn’t hear, even with his enhanced hearing.
“What the hell?” Muttered Clint. Steve silently agreed. This was not going at all the way that he thought it would.
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Team Cap Gets Yelled At By A High Schooler by HolyKingWasteLand
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Aug 2018
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" Peter climbs in through the back window of the living room and jumps down onto the floor; he looks back through the window to see if anyone saw him. He's in the clear. He breathes a sigh of relief and turns around to see Captain America, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Falcon, and the criminal-recently-turned-good Winter Soldier.
They all jump into action. "
Or; Team Cap Gets Yelled At By A High Schooler.
Bookmarked by Slothofsparkles
29 Oct 2024
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The Secrets That You Keep by Shi_Toyu for MassiveSpaceWren
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
25 Jul 2018
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One week ago, Captain America and the Winter Soldier left a broken Iron Man in a Siberian HYDRA bunker... Now they're standing in Tony Stark's living room with no idea he's the man they left behind.
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17 Oct 2024
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So...You're Terrorist, War Criminal Bullies... by infiniteanomaly
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
28 Apr 2018
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Peter wasn't expecting to see Team Cap when he came to the compound for lab time with Mr. Stark. He definitely has some words for them. Especially the man who created PSAs about bullying and detention.
Or Peter Parker Can't Even with the Ex-Vengers and Delivers a PSA of His Own.
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Bookmarked by Slothofsparkles
10 May 2024
