5 Works by Slothofsparkles
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"Valentine's day is just a random day that businesses use to guilt people into spending money," Ron said, sneering at the small red box Draco was holding.
"And here I thought it was about showing the person you love how you feel," drawled Draco.
"That's something you should be doing all the time," lectured Ron smugly, "not on one arbitrary day."
"Ah," said Draco. "So you make an effort to regularly let your girlfriend know she's special? Buy her flowers or whatever she cares about for no reason?"
Ron’s face turned pink. "Uh, well..."
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Kate Beckett had a problem. She baked. Not desserts. Too complicated, too many ingredients, too much time. No, she baked bread. Sourdough, rye, French, bagels, all of it.
The problem was that she baked more when she was stressed and she'd been stressed a lot lately. So now there was bread everywhere.
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Snap Decisions by Slothofsparkles
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Apr 2025
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“Excuse me, Mr. Thanos sir, I have a question.” Peter raised his hand like he was in class.
“Peter! What do you think you're doing?!” Tony looked like he was seconds away from having a heart attack. Steve just made a strangled noise, like he wanted to give a speech about impulsivity, but his words had failed him.
Thanos smiled condescendingly. “Yes, child?
Peter scratched his head. “Well, how exactly does this whole eliminate half of all life thing work? I mean, are you going to wipe the left side of the universe or the right side? Or is it totally random, and Earth might not even get touched? Or is it like half of every planet? But if it's half of every planet, which half? And are you still counting people that would have died tomorrow anyway? Or are you doing a hard cut off where people have to have at least 5 years left? And how do you know that anyway? And are we talking just people, or are you coming for puppies and my snake plant? ‘Cause if so, I need to emotionally prepare.”
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It's Just Hot Chocolate, Hermione by Slothofsparkles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Apr 2025
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Hermione flopped into her seat at the Gryffindor table and acknowledged Harry and Ron with a mumbled noise. She'd been up half the night studying again and she wasn't really awake yet. She felt her head starting to fall towards the table and whimpered. She was so tired. She just needed sleep. Or chocolate. Yes, chocolate. She knew there was a reason she'd dragged herself out of bed. Certainly not for the lack of stimulating conversation.
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A Dash of Pepper by Slothofsparkles
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 Apr 2025
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Tony sighed and stepped back. “Okay, you’re obviously not going to listen to me. Time to bring out the big guns.”
Steve gripped his shield tighter and readied himself for the inevitable fight. Then he frowned in confusion as Tony tapped his ear and said “Pep? They’re all yours.” Tony retreated a good distance away to where Rhodey, Vision, Natasha, and some guy in a black suit were standing. They began talking in low voices that Steve couldn’t hear, even with his enhanced hearing.
“What the hell?” Muttered Clint. Steve silently agreed. This was not going at all the way that he thought it would.