SporkSpawner_64
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Hidden deep in the code of the Memverse, you found a few strange audio files.They're not encoded in Marina's style, and don't seem to connect to anything else in the program.
It's almost as if they've come from somewhere else entirely, somehow....
Want to give 'em a listen?
a rewrite of dedf1sh's memverse letters.
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When they came to, it was cold.Neo noticed this first, before all other things- before the inky black darkness enveloping them and before the deathly silence ringing in their ears and before the sharp pain digging its claws into their left leg. All these things they noticed in time, too, but none of them were quite so disconcerting as the cold.
They struggled achingly to their feet and looked about themselves at all the nothingness of the frigid pitch. It seemed to look back, glittering with the phosphenetic lights of a recently sustained head injury.
Something had gone terribly wrong.
(wherein return of the mammalians goes a bit differently.)
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Locked In!! with the 50th Annual Camp Triggerfish Spring Music Hullabaloo by SporkSpawner_64
Fandoms: Splatoon
06 Feb 2025
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Camp Triggerfish's annual Spring Hullabaloo is the biggest, most widely renowned music festival this side of Inkadia, and for their 50th anniversary, they've brought in some big guns! Wet Floor is on scene and eager to play - nothing like rocking out and also getting the freshest breath of mountain country air, right?
Looks like the next week should be pretty easy. You know what they say - if the zapfish are willing and the creek don't rise...!
...No, actually. No one says that. But funny you should mention...
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- Part 2 of splatband shenanigans
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A LONG-AWAITED APOLOGY (that which shall never come!) by SporkSpawner_64 for critbit
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
29 Dec 2024
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News travels slowly.
This is only natural, as news is most often carried on the tongues of the land folk, which means it can then only go as fast as the land folk are willing to; or perhaps their horses.
Still, you feel someone ought to have told you.
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ikkan has absolutely zero rizz (aka the worryingly rated, set-roughly-a-year-later companion to warabi is down horrendous because i'm a Maniac) by SporkSpawner_64
Fandoms: Splatoon
15 Oct 2023
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“I’m just not up for being charged for endangerment of the public, my bad. Oh.”
The ‘oh’ is because he almost runs into Warabi, who has for some reason decided to halt suddenly at the last step.
“Eep,” says Warabi. They lean their head back to look at him, piercings jangling again, bumping their head against his stomach. “Hi,” they smile up at him. “We have an issue.”
All Ikkan can say in response is “…mm?”
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Marina has spent all night trying to code an update for her game. Moments after she finishes, Smollusk poses a question.
“What is the problem with being orderly?”
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How two guys in various states of undeath met in Venezia, 1099.
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Cèsare wasn’t always a loud, dramatic person.
But then he surrounded himself with theater kids.
or, how Cèsare recruited the Zomburger Crew, and their influence on him.
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- Part 2 of Just Ask, Cèsare
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He abruptly - deeply and irrevocably - hates it. Hates that he’s stuck in here with a bunch of humans who breathe and have body heat and are alive. Hates that his walls are starting to crack, hates that sometimes he finds himself swallowing the lie and pretending he’s one of them.
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Conkers by embraidery for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
07 Feb 2026
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Zaphod and Ford get onto the president’s megafreighter.