TheSuicidalLizard
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oh doing it all for love by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Karate Kid (Movies), Cobra Kai (TV)
25 Jan 2026
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Daniel LaRusso and Johnny Lawerence were two very different people. But, it wasn’t Ali he met on the beach... it was Johnny. And Daniel would do anything for Johnny.
And Ali, well Ali just wants to find out who’s trying to kill her.Or:
Karate Kid x Scream AU!
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Brad shrugged, as if nothing was happening and was just sharing information, or just doing Aaron a favour, “well I was just coming to say that he’s blaming Aaron, and the only tip he got was; “do fucking better, or get a different job”.”
Joey scoffed, “sounds like an arsehole,” he took the plate. “We’ll drop another, but next time don’t take the heat away from Aaron — ”
“Is the guy still here?!” Asked Pickles with wide eyes, “he’s better fucking not be!”
Brad held back a grin; Pickles swore! “Yeah, the guy’s still here!” Brad said, jabbing his thumb to the door, “waiting for his new steak.”
“Oh, he can forget it!” Snapped Pickles, and walked out from behind the pass.
“Pickles!” Snapped Joey, “Pickles!”
“Woah,” Ruby watched in shock.
“Pickles is angry for his bro,” mused Nico, nodding.
Brad grinned, watching Pickles storm through the double doors. ‘Oh, I’m such a shit stirrer.'Or:
Brad knows Aaron and Pickles are together, and decides to pull a Nicole when Aaron is yelled at by a customer.
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i know that if you hide, it doesn't go away by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Doctor Strange (Movies), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Nov 2025
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“Time turns and begins again with me!” The rogue yelled. “When you remember this, think not of the man called Sise-Neg - but the God called Genesis!”
Peter groaned, “could you have picked a more stereotypical name, Shoulder Pads?!”
Sise-Neg turned sharply to face Peter, “you!”Or;
Peter One gets sent to the past... to 2016... to Germany... in an airport... and on either side of him is Steve Rogers and... Tony Stark... and his 14 year old self, (15 in a week).
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- Part 21 of i think your love would be too much
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how long? how long? how long? by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Nov 2025
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The Demon Peter (formally Pedro) and the Angel Harley meet at The Garden, which kickstarts their many years (about 6000 to be exact) friendship, starting from The Beginning, up until 1967, in which there is Holy Water involved (much to Harley's dismay).
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Good Omens x MCU with Harley Keener as Aziraphale and Peter Parker as Crowley, starting with the past. (Please read notes.)
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- Part 2 of marveling omens
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marveling omens by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Good Omens (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Nov 2025
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Meet the cast of Marveling Omens.
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- Part 1 of marveling omens
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marveling omens by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
25 Nov 2025
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According to 'The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch', written in 1655 before she exploded, the world will end on a Saturday. Next Saturday, in fact. Just after dinner... And, it is up to Spider Demon Peter and Principality Angel Harley to stop the Antichrist from bringing forth The End Of The World...
Oh, and someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist.
Marvel meets Good Omens.
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not all treasure's silver and gold, mate by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandom Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Sonic Boom (Cartoon), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog: The Animated Series
12 Aug 2025
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Sonic the Hedgehog is a drunken pirate, looking for a ship to track down his former first mate, Shadow the Hedgehog, when he meets Sticks the Badger. Sticks is madly in love with the Governor's daughter, Amy Rose, who had recently been kidnapped by a bunch of pirates, and Sonic is the only one who can help her. Throw in cursed pirates, Sally Acorn who is betrothed to Amy Rose, and Sonic's slight drinking problem, you get; Pirates of Morbius.
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a dusty black coat, and a red right hand by TheSuicidalLizard
Fandom High School Musical (Movies)
26 Jun 2025
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Chad’s motive was clear for a killing spree, after all he’s sick and tired of Troy Bolton getting everything! He tells Ryan that they’re the same, both shadows to the popular, stereotypical, white, straight people, so Ryan’s on board to help Chad out. However, Ryan’s motive isn’t exactly the same as Chad’s, he’s just bored and he had nothing better to do.
Scream x High School Musical
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Inspired by a scene in 'The Hotel Inspectors' where Basil finds a way of communicating with his hapless Spanish waiter, Manuel, through picture cards. In this fic, Polly finds that the system is working too well for her liking and misses the chaos caused by Manuel's usual incompetence - so she decides to edit one of the cards.
A cute ficlet.
Bookmarked by TheSuicidalLizard
15 Nov 2025
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Daffy was glaring at him.
“What’s up, doc?” Bugs asked, confused.
“Why can’t you call me ‘hero’?”
Bugs looked out the window instead.
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Alternatively, Bugs finally calls Daffy my hero.
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15 Jan 2024
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find yourself oh dadoodah day~ by Wtf_is_a_flapjack for TheSuicidalLizard
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
12 Nov 2023
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Hello!! first and foremost: this work is inspired by ImJustPassingThrough's "cowboy hats and cowboy teasing" so go read that!! its amazing!! All names apart from Jedediah and Octavius go to them, im not that creative lol.
yes these are actual songs that cowboys sang during working periods!Series
Bookmarked by TheSuicidalLizard
25 Oct 2023
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Til Death Do We Part (Except Not Really) by Racebox_of_Higgars
Fandoms: Ride the Cyclone: A New Musical - Maxwell & Richmond
06 Mar 2023
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In which Talia is a codename for Noel because Mischa isn't ready to be out yet. The scene after Talia, during which Karnak offers to show MIscha his life with Talia, retold.
They're just cute ok
Bookmarked by TheSuicidalLizard
13 Mar 2023
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Ghostface Lawrusso AU
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Bookmarked by TheSuicidalLizard
17 Jan 2023