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    The station commander’s pasty forehead is beading sweat, with dark patches under his arms staining his grey uniform, and his eyes are bulging like he’s been in partial vacuum. Edwin’s first impression, as he blinks away the airlock alert flare, is that he looks like something out of the black and white horror movies his mom used to call up from the university archives to watch with him as a kid. The fact that the first thing Cupp says is, “I hear you have a conservatory with non-artificial avian pollinators,” doesn’t help with the bulging thing.

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    [bjornruffian] ohhhh like a friend for him???? YES omg I LOVE THIS. Wait it’s going to end badly for this robot right? OH NO IM ALREADY HEARTBROKEN HOW CAN I BE SO INVESTED ALREADY

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    It's difficult being so wholesome that the woman of your dreams doesn't realize you're trying to seduce her.

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    This fic, like Alex Horne, is very short.

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    Two immortals meet at a party in the past, a long time from now. (Written in 2009)

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    “No doubt you have been very wicked in the past,” I said, trying to lighten my tone. “But I do not see why I should not benefit from your experience in our marriage bed.”

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    The Repair Shop isn’t hard to find. But you can’t reach it unless you have an old and broken thing that needs the attention of masters of rare and forgotten crafts, as I found out after two weeks of trying to get there, despite being given perfectly clear directions.

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    One of Harrow's alternate scenarios strikes Abigail as having a little more promise than the others, so Harrow, a necromancer of marriageable age and tolerable habits, seeks to attract the eye of Her Imperial Highness.

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    Ray and Kevin do a little roleplay.

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    Written long ago on Dreamwidth, a series of ficlets anticipating the fanfiction tropes that would descend upon Sherlock Holmes fandom with the new Robert Downey Jr movie. Little did I know. Warning: these are extremely silly.

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    That night at Crowley's flat.

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    They haven't done it quite this way before.

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    John thinks Harold needs some help relaxing.

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    Harold watches Agent Reese on long stakeouts. At these times, he sometimes calls a phone sex line to speak to someone called John (surely not his real name). These two things are unrelated.

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    One year after the wedding, a procession comes up the mountain from Gont Harbor.

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    John comes to say goodbye. Episode tag to S03E12, Aletheia.

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    There was something in St Martin’s eyes these past weeks, as his experiments drew out and grew in complexity, that Beaumont did not quite like.

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    14
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    28
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    After the roc's prophecy threatens to separate them forever, Sylvi works to get Ebon back and save the kingdom.

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    In which John acquires a Tumblr, a therapist, and an interest in birdwatching.

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    Set after S03E02 "Nothing to Hide".

    "Fine," Shaw said, after a moment. "I’ll leave you to lick your wounds. Or each other’s wounds. Whatever."

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    26
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    47
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