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Parasitoid by Transformatron
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series), Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series)
22 Dec 2025
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Noun: an organism that lives in close association with its host at the host's expense, eventually resulting in death.
The best way for Bolaire to gain command of his new body is to dance. Hal offers his services as a partner.
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Buggy's Delivery by Transformatron
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
08 Nov 2025
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Buggy swaggered down the gangway, head held high, grin dastardly, and walking only slightly bow-legged. He'd escaped Impel Down. He'd survived the Marineford battle, gained a following, and made a name for himself as a player on the global stage. No doubt about it - life was on the up.
Or at least, so Buggy was fool enough to think.
If only Shanks could let him escape so easily.
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excerpts from the weekly meeting of Clownfuckers Anonymous by Transformatron
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
08 Sep 2025
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Buggy didn't want to fall into bed with Mihawk and Crocodile. It just sort of… happened, at some point between all the bawling and boot-licking and begging for his life.
And he enjoys himself. Obviously. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Buggy the Star Clown has everything under control.
If only he could get that stupid Red-Hair out of his head.
(Latest contribution to my new favourite genre: 'Buggy can't stop thinking about Shanks while other men fuck him')
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Eating Eggshell by Transformatron
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Cable and Deadpool (Comics)
27 Oct 2024
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Wade Wilson is a trans woman.
Everyone except her has figured this out.
Feat: Wade sussing out her relationship with Logan, and uncovering far more than she expected about herself on the way.
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What better way for a freshly flipped A-Train to integrate with his new team than for him to accompany Hughie to a music festival?
Three days is a long time to share a tent with your worst enemy - but thankfully, A-Train no longer qualifies. At least, that's what Hughie keeps telling himself.
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Crawling Back To You by Transformatron
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
25 May 2024
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The tale of how Starscream – Air Commander of the Decepticon Army, Lord Megatron's right-servo mech – was seduced by the Autobot rhetoric, and became (after much denta-gnashing and pede-kicking) a halfway-decent bot.
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Watch and Burn by Transformatron
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
17 May 2024
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Megatron returns from Cybertron with a new aerial alt-mode, and forces Starscream to give him a crash-course in flying.
Unfortunately, they take 'crash' to be literal.
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Ed tries to convince Izzy to kill him. It doesn’t go according to plan.
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Lady of Shalott (a late-flowering rose) by Transformatron
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 Dec 2023
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An Omega’s emotional and material needs must be met before they can present. They must want for nothing, know no scarcity, and (most importantly of all) feel safe.
Perhaps Stede should have considered this before he reclaimed captaincy of the Revenge and helped Ed lay the Kraken to rest – especially since, six months later, one very bewildered Israel Hands goes into the first heat of his life.
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Stede and Ed are doing just fine. Sure, Ed spends all day on the ocean, casting line after line, reeling in fish. Sure, Stede never imagined he would trade his ship for a tavern that's more cobweb than wood. Sure, he wishes that when they kissed, it felt like fire.
Obviously, the only option is to ask Izzy for advice.
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We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together (and other lies Buggy tells himself) by Transformatron
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
28 Sep 2023
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Buggy the Star Clown has everything he’s ever wanted! A loyal army of devotees (who think he’s far more formidable than he actually is)! Powerful subordinates (who use him as a chew toy)! The title of Emperor (not entirely deserved)… Yeah, everything is coming up Buggy!
The last thing he wants is to hook up with his loser scrub ex. Fortunately for Shanks, his dick never got that memo.
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Chew On That by Transformatron
Fandoms: One Piece (Live Action TV 2023), One Piece (Anime & Manga)
13 Sep 2023
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Buggy really, really doesn't want to go back in the bag.
(During his stint with the Arlong pirates, Buggy barters for survival using only his wit, his wiles, and his tongue.)
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the devil went down to the batcave (he was lookin' for a soul to steal) by Transformatron
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
23 Jul 2023
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Joker finds a dirty little secret stashed deep within the Batcave. Obviously, he can’t be normal about this.
(aka the t4t batjokes smutfest you were warned about, aka Bruce fucks the clown six ways to Sunday, aka Joker bites off way more than he can chew)
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House has an innovative new idea for managing his chronic pain.
Wilson’s not sure he approves - but when has House ever asked for permission?
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“I can’t pee,” House announces as he steps into the cold, still air of the pathology lab.
Wilson’s gloved hands freeze over the dials on the microscope, then resume their steady motions, bringing the sample he’s studying into focus. “That’s nice,” he says, like they're swapping pleasantries about the weather.
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Foreman sees something he shouldn't have. And, maybe, wants something he shouldn't have, too.
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House and Wilson are enjoying the last day of their holiday when an urgent call comes through from Princeton-Plainsboro - a medical mystery that only House can solve.
And he does intend to solve it, despite Wilson's best efforts to distract him.
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All work and no play makes Bruce a dull boy.
Lucky him – Joker’s here to turn that frown upside down!
Batman takes suppressants for the good of Gotham. His city needs a guardian: focused, calm, and resolute. Not an animal driven by rabid desires.Joker disagrees.
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Team Seven and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Roadtrip by Transformatron
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Oct 2022
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No chakra.
No allies.
Captured by an unknown enemy a thousand miles from home, Team Seven must work together if they want to survive - which, if you ask Sakura, puts their life expectancy at approximately one week. If she’s feeling generous.
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Joker gets shot. Batman deals with it.