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In A Gloomy Wood, Astray by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Wolverine (Marvel Comics)
21 Nov 2025
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A helpless deer encounters a creature in a dark, scary forest.
Sure hope nothing bad happens…
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(For the Poolverween Bang 2025, with art by Edgebug! This is a standalone PWP and no knowledge of the series is required.)
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- Part 23 of The SpideyPool Holiday Special
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Logan has this harmless multiverse quirk.
Sometimes he goes out to get laid. And sometimes when he goes out to get laid, he wears a colorful bandana in his back pocket. No big thing, right? Except in this universe, certain colors of hankies worn in certain pockets mean certain very specific things. Very specific gay things. Things Wade is sure his (definitely straight) roommate isn’t out prowling for.
Wade really needs to tell him.
(Five times Wade neglects to tell Logan he’s using gay hanky code, and the one time they still don’t talk about it.)
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We’ll Build Our City Here by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
25 May 2025
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Wade Wilson only has three goals these days.
One: Get Francis to give him his pretty face back.
Two: Kill the fuck out of that fucking fuck.
Three: Go back to Vanessa and grovel until she agrees to sit on his newly re-prettied face for the next six months.
He’s a simple man.
Things feel a lot less simple when The Goddamn Wolverine crashes his next mission.
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(A long time ago, Logan promised Wade he would keep him forever. Five times he tries to keep that promise, and the one time he finally loses his patience.)
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- Part 3 of counter//balance
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You Are Lonely, You Are Like Me by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
29 Apr 2025
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Wade is gone and Vanessa is pissed.
The obvious solution is to fuck his ex :)
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(When Wade runs off after his cancer diagnosis in Deadpool 1, Vanessa enlists the help of an amnesiac post-Origins Wolverine. This is a very normal plan that will definitely not get weird for everyone involved.)
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- Part 2 of counter//balance
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Wade Wilson uses steroids — it’s the worst kept secret on the team.
What the team doesn’t know is that Wade has another secret (and that Logan has one, too).
Logan isn’t too concerned about his own secret. But Wade’s? He cares about Wade’s a lot. And he’s even willing to keep it… for a price.
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- Part 1 of counter//balance
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Logan really does feel bad that it takes them deciding the dog needs a birthday before they realize Laura doesn’t have one.
(Laura’s birthday brings Logan to a surprising realization — with the assistance of a half bottle of prosecco, some truly incompetent bank robbers, and Wade’s big mouth.)
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“C’mon, you gotta meet Ben’s kid.” One of the older guys, Joe, has circled back to drag Frank out.
Frank would rather scoop out his own eyeballs. But he can’t think of an excuse that’s not “If I get too close I’ll get you killed. All of you, Ben’s kid included.”
That would probably bring down the mood, and everyone’s having a nice afternoon. Be a shame to ruin it.
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(Frank meets Peter. Again.)
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- Part 4 of Popping the Cork
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Try A Little Tenderness by WaterMe for BoredomBeckons
Fandoms: Deadpool and Wolverine (2024)
11 Jan 2025
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They hadn’t talked about it, was the thing.
Hadn’t talked about the things Wade had done with Logan’s… thing. Hadn’t talked about how much Logan had liked those things.
Now here he was, sweaty and horny and curled up in a totally heroic ball of misery. And Wade, that fucker, was kissing sweetly at Logan’s face like this whole thing wasn’t his goddamn fault. Like he’d never done a single thing wrong in his entire obnoxious life. Like nuzzling at Logan’s neck was a completely normal thing to do and definitely not a thing that made an omega in heat think wedding colors.
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(Logan goes into heat following the events of “Small Cultural Differences.” Wade continues to be super nice about it. That's it, that’s the fic.)
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Full Metal Jackpot by WaterMe for pandarson
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse)
24 Dec 2024
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“Show-off,” MJ whimpers. Nathan hums an acknowledgement. Figures that he can pull off smug even with his mouth full.
Joke’s on him. She can think things, too.
(When the missus was away, the boys did play! Luckily there’s enough love to go around — MJ gets a psionic recap, and some fun of her own <3)
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- Part 3 of Apartment 501
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Foxy Cyborg Dream Daddy by WaterMe for pandarson
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse)
23 Dec 2024
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MJ walks into her apartment to find a strange, half-naked man in the middle of her kitchen, holding her baby.
This scenario goes so much better than it has any right to.
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- Part 2 of Apartment 501
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It Takes A Village Bicycle by WaterMe for pandarson
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse)
22 Dec 2024
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“Aw, shit,” Peter says. The wail of an infant reverberates across the apartment.
Wade boggles. “Seriously? You’re babysitting when you could be having an epic threesome?”
“It’s not babysitting when it’s your own kid,” Nate says dryly. “That’s just called parenting.”
(In which Papa Peter B gets Pampered by the ‘Pool Polycule!)
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- Part 1 of Apartment 501
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You’re Gonna Be My Bruise by WaterMe
Fandoms: X-Men Origins: Wolverine, X-Men (Original Timeline Movies)
29 Nov 2024
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The first time Logan meets Deadpool, he wants to punch him in the mouth.
But not the way everyone else does.
He doesn’t get why, but with Deadpool it feels personal.
(Post-Origins, Logan meets a Wade he can’t remember.)
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- Part 6 of Dead Dove: Eat If You Want
- Part 1 of The Word Of Your Body
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Nathan Summers has a greasy little secret.
Despite his vocal disdain for the gluttonous excess that’s fucking the future to death, he just can’t seem to resist the siren call of a certain pernicious megacorp’s golden arches.
There are almost three hundred McDonald’s in NYC. It should be easy to sneak a Big Mac here and there… Right?
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Wade gets gobsmacked, Spidey just gets smacked.
(The kinky!ace!Spidey spanking fic.)
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The Honda Hatefuck by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool and Wolverine (2024), Cars (Pixar Movies)
12 Aug 2024
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That scene. You know the one. Except this time? This time everyone is a Honda.
(Why am I like this? I wish I knew.)
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Twenty-eight times Nathan Summers had to watch Wade Wilson die (and the one time he made sure it would never happen again).
A drabble narrative for Febuwhump 2024
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- Part 5 of Dead Dove: Eat If You Want
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Wade died that day too, yet he seems unbothered. His spirits are high. His skin is unsullied, as pristine as the day he mutated.
(for Febuwhump 2024 Day 5: “Rope Burns,” and Alt: “CPR”)
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Break In Case Of Emergency by WaterMe for BunsofHoney
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
06 Jan 2023
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The young man adjusted his pack. By day three in the snowy Canadian wilderness he’d gotten used to the weight, but it was still a struggle on this hill. Through the trees he heard whistling, interspersed with loud thwacks. He proceeded up the abandoned logging road, cautiously, until he came to a clearing.
“Wade!” he shouted in relief.
Wade looked up from the block that held the wedge of firewood he was currently working on. He leaned on his axe, shirtless. At his back was a tiny log cabin, smoke billowing from the chimney.
Wade squinted. “Who the hell are you?”
Or, Deadpool bugs out for reasons and Peter goes to find him.
(A present for BunsofHoney for the Spideypool Holiday Fic Exchange Extravaganza!)
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A Girl and His Puppy by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Oct 2022
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A girl and his puppy get all dressed up for Halloween. As usual, shenanigans ensue.
(For Bromantic Fic or Treat “Spooky Puppy.” For Ageplay May Spoopy Bingo “Sexy [Insert Costume Here].”)
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- Part 22 of The SpideyPool Holiday Special
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Spider-Man is a weapon. And every weapon needs a handler.
(for Bromantic Fic-or-Treat Bingo Free Space - “Blood”)