WaterMe
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In A Gloomy Wood, Astray by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Wolverine (Marvel Comics)
21 Nov 2025
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A helpless deer encounters a creature in a dark, scary forest.
Sure hope nothing bad happens…
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(For the Poolverween Bang 2025, with art by Edgebug! This is a standalone PWP and no knowledge of the series is required.)
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- Part 23 of The SpideyPool Holiday Special
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Logan has this harmless multiverse quirk.
Sometimes he goes out to get laid. And sometimes when he goes out to get laid, he wears a colorful bandana in his back pocket. No big thing, right? Except in this universe, certain colors of hankies worn in certain pockets mean certain very specific things. Very specific gay things. Things Wade is sure his (definitely straight) roommate isn’t out prowling for.
Wade really needs to tell him.
(Five times Wade neglects to tell Logan he’s using gay hanky code, and the one time they still don’t talk about it.)
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We’ll Build Our City Here by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
25 May 2025
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Wade Wilson only has three goals these days.
One: Get Francis to give him his pretty face back.
Two: Kill the fuck out of that fucking fuck.
Three: Go back to Vanessa and grovel until she agrees to sit on his newly re-prettied face for the next six months.
He’s a simple man.
Things feel a lot less simple when The Goddamn Wolverine crashes his next mission.
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(A long time ago, Logan promised Wade he would keep him forever. Five times he tries to keep that promise, and the one time he finally loses his patience.)
Series
- Part 3 of counter//balance
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You Are Lonely, You Are Like Me by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
29 Apr 2025
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Wade is gone and Vanessa is pissed.
The obvious solution is to fuck his ex :)
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(When Wade runs off after his cancer diagnosis in Deadpool 1, Vanessa enlists the help of an amnesiac post-Origins Wolverine. This is a very normal plan that will definitely not get weird for everyone involved.)
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- Part 2 of counter//balance
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Wade Wilson uses steroids — it’s the worst kept secret on the team.
What the team doesn’t know is that Wade has another secret (and that Logan has one, too).
Logan isn’t too concerned about his own secret. But Wade’s? He cares about Wade’s a lot. And he’s even willing to keep it… for a price.
Series
- Part 1 of counter//balance
Recent series
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The SpideyPool Holiday Special by WaterMe
Fandom Cable and Deadpool, Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Wolverine (Movies)
21 Nov 2025
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Wade and Peter are chaotic switches who really know how to do a holiday right! Like its cursed Star Wars namesake, consider this a variety show. While there will be some overlap (especially in character development), all pieces can be read as oneshots. And please, for the love of Stan, read the tags for each piece so you know what you're getting into.
- Words:
- 72,815
- Works:
- 17
- Bookmarks:
- 104
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The Word Of Your Body by WaterMe
Fandom X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
29 Nov 2024
- Words:
- 5,551
- Works:
- 1
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counter//balance by WaterMe
Fandom Deadpool (2016), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
25 May 2025
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Interconnected works starting in Wolverine: Origins and continuing past Deadpool 1, featuring intersex stone top Logan, hapless trans pup Wade, and chaotically switchy Vanessa (and also sometimes Victor is there).
- Words:
- 25,793
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Popping the Cork by WaterMe
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017)
18 Jan 2025
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Bambi is a stripper with an ass of gold.
Wade is a big personality with a wallet to match.
And Spider-Man? Spider-Man's just looking for a friend.****
("There is [No] Sex in the Champagne Room", and associated one-shots)
- Words:
- 21,306
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 103
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Apartment 501 by WaterMe
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
24 Dec 2024
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Wade pays an unexpected visit to an old flame, and things really escalate!
My gifts for pandarson for the Deadpool Polyculember Exchange 2024 <3
- Words:
- 6,791
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 12
Recent bookmarks
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You Don't Have To (Say Yes) by luminousbeings
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
03 Apr 2016
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The abridged sexual history of James Tiberius Kirk.
Or, Jim’s varyingly unhealthy idea of what sex is supposed to be (a it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better story)
Series
- Part 1 of You Don't Have To 'Verse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 192,321
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 1,827
- Kudos:
- 9,253
- Bookmarks:
- 3,716
- Hits:
- 226,778
Bookmarked by WaterMe
14 Feb 2026
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K'diwa: A Steamy Novel of Interspecies Romance, by Jim Kirk by branwyn
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Oct 2021
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Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.
Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 103,984
- Chapters:
- 22/22
- Collections:
- 30
- Comments:
- 3,157
- Kudos:
- 15,427
- Bookmarks:
- 5,789
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- 331,705
Bookmarked by WaterMe
12 Feb 2026
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There was a guy under the awning of the store on the corner. Unassuming business casual, unremarkable, but he smelled like a lit match and when he saw Logan coming out onto the street he startled and looked at Logan like—like he was having what Wade would call a Big Feeling.
Kurt, he thought. “Wagner,” he said.
Series
- Part 1 of evenings
Bookmarked by WaterMe
09 Jan 2026
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Up to the Sun (Full Speed Ahead, Mr. Parker) by SleepsWithCoyotes
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Underwater (2020)
25 Oct 2020
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"Do you...have a name? A...a thing you're call--"
Blood blood blood. Death. Death and rot thick in the water and settling, settling. Bloody carcass in a shallow hollow of sand.
"Jesus."
Blood. Carcass. Heavy red water lingering.
"Fuck, I get it."
Blood.
"I get it! 'Deadpool.'"
Satisfaction.
Series
- Part 1 of 'Til We Found a Sea
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,716
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 149
- Kudos:
- 1,937
- Bookmarks:
- 338
- Hits:
- 16,114
Bookmarked by WaterMe
07 Jan 2026
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Show You Mine, Show Me Yours by Wilt
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
06 Jun 2024
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"Wanna see it?"
Peter’s head snaps up. "... You'd let me look?"
"Don't see why not. What've I got to lose? My dignity?"
-Or, the phallo fic.
Bookmarked by WaterMe
06 Jan 2026