What_Accountants_Do
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Ed Teach constantly gets people coming to his door looking for a witch who can help solve their problems. Is it because he wears black? Profiling, that is. This time, it's not quite a mistake, though.
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Forgotten by What_Accountants_Do
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
10 Nov 2025
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When Stede Bonnet returns to town after suddenly leaving, his first priority is to find Ed Teach and apologize to him. When he finds him at his bar and seemingly in a relationship with someone he didn't expect, he is hurt and confused.
Life is going pretty well for Edward Teach. His longtime on-again off-again fuck buddy finally told him that he wanted to be exclusive. Izzy is off his back. The bar is thriving. Until one day a very strange man wandered into his bar, and now he can't get him out of his head.
What is happening? Will Ed and Stede find their way into each other's arms again?
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Holidays Unhinged (fka Massive November Holiday Aggression (NOW FEAT. DECEMBER! (And possibly a bit of January) (Whoa, how did May get in here?)(Oh wait, is that February?))) by snake_necklace
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Mar 2024
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Ed and Stede work through some big feelings via impulsive semi-public sex in various holiday settings
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16 Nov 2025
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How to Make iOS Text Messages on AO3 by CodenameCarrot, La_Temperanza
Fandoms: No Fandom
10 Apr 2016
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to mimic iOS text messages on AO3 without the need to use images. There's also a chapter on how to have emojis displayed on AO3 as well.
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- Part 3 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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22 Mar 2025
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Stede is ready to 'get back out there' after his divorce, but he's more than a little bit intimidated by the concept of online dating. After a series of truly terrible first dates, he's close to giving up on love altogether. Perhaps he's too old for all this Grindr nonsense.
And then, along comes a bartender called Edward Teach.
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19 Jan 2025
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Ed and Stede meet as strangers one night on a New York subway platform when Stede discovers an abandoned newborn baby. Both men are instantly infatuated with him (and each other). When they attend the court hearing for his case, the judge spontaneously decides to offer Stede custody, which he accepts– only to realize afterwards that she assumed they were a couple.
The two men immediately craft a plan to pretend to be together in order to keep the baby, creating fake backstories, coaching their friends, and moving in together... into the same bedroom... and the same bed. But what they didn't anticipate was falling head over heels in love, not only with their son, but with each other.
Inspired by the TRUE STORY outlined in this article
Features: a very fast slow burn, fake dating, only one bed, pining while fucking, and other tropes
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- Part 1 of Baby Baby Baby
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Bookmarked by What_Accountants_Do
02 Nov 2024
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Relationships are overrated. Probably.
But Ed's home from grad school for a summer internship. And his co-intern Stede is... Well, he's cute. And he's eager.
It's just a casual thing, just co-interns with benefits, right? What could go wrong?
Bookmarked by What_Accountants_Do
22 Sep 2024