WhydoIexistinhell



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    The Government finds out what's been happening at Playtime.Co after the 'Hour of Joy'. Once the millitary is done raiding the factory, the toys left alive are, one by one, taken to a sanctuary owned and run by a man named Mr.Crump.

    Now in their new home loosely surveillanced by the millitary, the small amount of surviving toys from the factory begin to finally find the safe and comfortable environment they need to begin acting like happy, playful children once again.

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    I want the kids to be happy, so now they finally get to heal and be happy.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    “I was fishing,” he began.

    “Fishing where?” Percy interrupted.

    Poseidon let his breath out in a rush, dropping his eyes to his youngest son’s face with a rather sardonic expression. He had turned over in the blankets to watch Poseidon while he spoke and stared up at him now, innocent and ignorant, waiting for him to answer his question.

    “On the beach,” Poseidon answered, eyes narrowed.

    “On Montauk?” Percy asked.

    “Do you want me to tell the story or do you just want to ask?” Poseidon questioned.

    Percy grinned like the menace he was, burrowing deeper in the blankets and pulling a length over his mouth - as if that would help keep him quiet. But he waited patiently for Poseidon to continue, quiet as a mouse.

     

    Or: Poseidon learns he has another son and does everything he can to provide him with a soft landing, but the dark history of their family looms in the background, waiting to strike.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Patterns often repeat across pantheons. Thunder gods are not typically decent parents, and we all know how that turned out for Zeus when one of his many bastard children came for his head. Far north of the lands of Greece, another thunder god makes his own mistakes in raising his children. He hits his daughter a bit harder than fate intended.

    Meanwhile, Kratos finds an injured girl in a crater, and things begin to go as no seer ever predicted.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Beware: Maegor with teats has begotten Aerion the Monstrous.

    Prince Aerion Targaryen once drank a cup of wildfire, convinced it would make him a dragon. It made him a corpse instead—briefly. Fate (or the gods, or some bored Valyrian demon with a taste for jokes) spits him back into the world generations earlier, reborn as the twin brother of Prince Jacerys Velaryon, son of Princess Rhaenyra Targaryen.

    He isn’t a dragon. Tragic.

    Still Aerion decides to do what he does best:

    Cause problems on purpose. 

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    31 Jan 2026

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    When Dumbledore died he definitely did not expect to reincarnate in a new world.

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    24 Jan 2026