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Last Seen Six Degrees South from the Center of the Universe by acedormouse
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
07 Sep 2025
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Doctor Stanford F. Pines and his assistant Fiddleford H. McGucket have been officially declared missing, though whispers among the townsfolk say they should be presumed dead. Their lab is now vital evidence in the investigation of their disappearances, but no leads to their whereabouts have been made. Backupsmore wants answers, as the research they invested their grant money into cannot be accessed until Dr. Pines is found, dead or alive. Stanley Pines, upon receiving the news, races up to Gravity Falls, Oregon, in pursuit of finding his brother and finds himself in a mystery bigger than a field of dying stars exploding.
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A young Fiddleford spilled salt at dinner and never recovered.
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Conjugate in a broader sense refers to related pairs of substances or entities that are interconnected or linked in some way due to a specific chemical or biological relationship. In science, the precise meaning of “conjugate” may vary depending on the specific field or discipline.
For example, in unusualology, the complex chupacabra conjugate was a series of complex encounters Stanford Pines had with a creature that called itself el chupacabra and the bad breakup that occurred thereafter.
Based on the Polyglot Stan comics drawn by cyphertronix on tumblr!
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- Part 3 of Well Legend Has It
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Ford hears rumors of a rare flower located deep within the Enchanted Forest. He goes looking for it but finds himself in more of a mess than it's worth.
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- Part 2 of Well Legend Has It
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The Mindscape is a reminder, an experimental playground of what can be done. Bill Cipher needs to give reminders that whatever 'private' research Stanford has done in the past is no longer required.
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- Part 1 of Well Legend Has It
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A collection of Stanford Pines' private journal entries of the entities and creatures he's discovered during his six-year stay in Gravity Falls, Oregon and into his thirty years crossing the multiverse.
Or, Ford's diary containing the accounts of all the monsters he's had sexual encounters with in the name of research.
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“Listen, Cipher,” Ford growls, “because I am about to make something very, very clear.”
He moves away from the machine and steps up to Bill, poking him pointedly in his naked chest.
“You and I are through,” he says. “Whatever… whatever partnership we had before died the day you threatened my home and my family.”
He grabs both sides of Bill’s shirt in one fist so he can yank him in close, look into his wide, wide eye.
“So you can keep begging, keep manipulating, keep manhandling me, but the results will all be the same,” he declares, “because I will never sleep with you again. Ever."
Two hours later, Ford finds himself bent over the bathroom sink as Bill fucks him from behind.
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Also known as five times Ford and Bill have sex and one time they don'tSeries
- Part 1 of Wastin' Away in Margaritaville
Bookmarked by acedormouse
21 Feb 2026
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"Come on a normal human date with me, and I'll let your family go."
At the end of the line and the end of his rope, Ford is faced with an enticing offer.
He just wishes Bill had better taste in bars.
Bookmarked by acedormouse
21 Feb 2026
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“My vengeance shall be vengeance itself. Your cruelty, selfishness, and violence shall seal your fate in time. My curse shall stalk you to the grave and beyond. It shall hang around your neck like a noose, tightening with every act of evil you inflict on the world. Vengeance shall lead to your death and your spirit will find no rest. Death will bring no kindness or relief. You shall burn with the spirit of vengeance itself. Vengeance shall define you in the end. And you shall have no one to blame, but yourself.”
Jimmy Snakes did not believe in curses, so the crazy old woman's words were immediately forgotten. And they certain did not change his behavior. Besides, later that day he found something far more interesting. A homeless eighteen-year-old that was so desperate for praise and affection that he could do anything that he wanted to him and he would keep crawling back to Jimmy just so he didn't have to be alone.
Good thing he didn't believe in curses. Because Jimmy had no intention of holding back on what he wanted. Not with his crew, his various crimes, on strengthening his reputation, and especially not with the warm body under him in bed.
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Bookmarked by acedormouse
20 Feb 2026
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Stan frowned. "You're alone out here. As far as I know, you got nowhere to go, else you'd have gone there already. You're cold, and hungry, and not in fighting shape."
Ford threw a half-hearted glare at him. "That's not-"
"Missing the point!" Stan pulled him closer, desperately. "Ford, if you send me away, you're gonna be dealing with this guy alone. And I can't let you do that."
Ford tried to shove him off, twisting in his grip. "That doesn't matter!"
"Yes, it does!"
"Why?! The fate of the-"
"Because I CARE ABOUT YOU, dammit!"
OR: Ford's 72 hours are up, and a certain... "friend" is on the way.
Heavily inspired by TBOB and a gazillion other "it happened different in the 80s" fics. Here's my take.
Bookmarked by acedormouse
07 Feb 2026
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Ford has been making good progress on the portal, Bill has been making good progress on getting in the way, they both are making no progress on understanding each other.
Booze won’t make a lick of difference whether someone's rim gets salty, but hey – they’re already on the rocks.
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Bookmarked by acedormouse
10 Jan 2026