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Kaeya sniffed the air exaggeratedly, the corner of his mouth twitching. "You’re high as a kite, aren’t you?"
"I am... elevated," Diluc corrected sagely, pointing a finger upward as if addressing the heavens. "It is a state of higher consciousness. The shackles of mortality... or at least, the shackles of the quarterly tax reports... have been loosened."
He patted the empty space on the chaise lounge next to him, the velvet cushion bouncing slightly under his hand. "Sit. The stars are singing. I think they want a duet."
Kaeya looked at his brother—this brooding, stiff-necked tyrant of Mondstadt who was currently trying to braid a lock of his own red hair and failing miserably because his fingers weren't cooperating with his brain—and a grin tugged at the corner of his mouth. This was comedy gold. This was blackmail material that could last him a decade. This was an opportunity too good to pass up.
This is a filthy rewrite of my fluff oneshot (psst you should go check that out its cute)
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24 Jan 2026
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Reincarnated as the Novel's Villain by hishirin
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Feb 2022
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Jiang Cheng had a bright future ahead of him. He was an up-and-coming track and field star, set on competing in higher divisions. Had, was the keyword because he developed a disease that crushed that bright future in front of him. Perhaps in his next life, he could be much healthier than he was post-disease.
That didn't mean reincarnating as the villain Jiang Wanyin from the book Dukedom's Heir, whom he despised the most, though. Whoever thought this was a good idea can choke.
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26 Dec 2025
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so hot out the box (can we pick up the pace) by sami
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Oct 2020
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There exists a man who is, presumably, in some way connected to Wei Ying.
He's an asshole. Lan Huan knows he was in the wrong, but he has accepted that, he has apologised, he did not need to be yelled at by someone whose name he doesn't even know.
He is also the hottest person Lan Huan has ever seen, in real life, in movies, on television or in his dreams.
Lan Huan may have a problem.
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- Part 2 of The Opiate Chronicles
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26 Dec 2025
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Pretend I'm Safe With You by paynesgrey
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Nov 2025
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Xichen’s manipulative ex-boyfriend is released from prison, and to protect his brother, Lan Zhan enlists Wei Ying’s brother, ex-MMA fighter Jiang Cheng, to pretend to be Xichen’s new boyfriend and bodyguard. Jiang Cheng professes to be asexual, but as he and Xichen pretend to be a fake couple, they discover that they are quite compatible. While dodging Meng Yao’s schemes and spending more time with Xichen, Jiang Cheng realises he may not be as aromantic as he believed.
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26 Dec 2025
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The Comfort of Forgotten Dreams by snowytuesdays
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Nov 2025
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Jiang Cheng loses his memories. Without the burden of his trauma, he starts being civil and nice to everyone around him.
Wei Wuxian, used to navigating Jiang Cheng's hate, finds himself at a loss in the face of his apathy.
Lan Xichen mourns the Wanyin he had once known.
Jin Ling just wants his Jiujiu back.- Language:
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26 Dec 2025
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Jiang Cheng is, all things considered, relatively content with his life. There are of course some days that are harder than others. Days where he still longs for approval from his long dead parents. Nights where he wishes his sister was still here to tell him how to calm Jin Ling's cries. Hours where the darkness in his room curls its icy fingers into his mind solely to remind him that he's so so alone.
On the daily though, he's relatively content. Almost happy, even. Raising one nephew and frequently babysitting the other, mending his relationship with Wei Wuxian, and drowning his sorrows in piles and piles of work. It's a simple life, but since he can't have what he lost, he supposes this is the next best thing.
𓂃☁︎ 𓂃 ࿆ 𓂃☁︎ 𓂃
Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen broke each other's hearts in a blazing flame of a relationship. Now, after six years of dutifully ignoring one another, they are forced to come to terms with the fact that they are a permanent fixture in one another's lives. After an agreement to be civil at their brothers’ wedding, they determine if it’s possible to build a new friendship on the ashes of what they had.
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26 Dec 2025
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27 Nov 2025
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Lord Irminsul's Society Papers: The Silver Clock by SkylarHazuki
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jul 2025
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In the sophisticated court of Teyvat, after years of exile, the Fatui return to the spotlight of *Lord Irminsul*, the kingdom's most famous gossip journal. Queen Furina, intent on improving their reputation, asks Lord Zhongli, the renowned bachelor, to fake a courtship with Lord Tartaglia.
The plan seems like the perfect arrangement for both. However, Tartaglia has more at stake: his true goal is to steal Zhongli's ancient magical artifact, known as the Silver Clock.
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ROYAL AU
(Bridgerton inspired, but can be read without having seen or read the original series!)
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27 Oct 2025
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“Master Diluc,” Kaeya begins, smile not quite reaching his eyes, “I know we’re not on the best of terms, but really, acting like the mere sight of me sends you into respiratory distress is a little too much, don’t you think?”
Diluc just glares at him. Kaeya’s expression does not budge.
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24 Oct 2025
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make me complete once again by dandelionpetals
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Jun 2021
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“I need you to turn down that million-dollar client.”
Jean inhales sharply. “And why on earth would I do that?”
“Because. . .” Kaeya starts, pulling one of his usual charming smiles and hoping it will work at least to soften the blow, “I promised the CEO I would never show my face in front of him again.”in which Kaeya's past comes back to haunt him in the form of his childhood friend-turned-stranger hiring his firm to develop his company's website.
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23 Oct 2025
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Baizhu was only visiting some friends from Sumeru when he found a small wounded ugly creature. At first, he did not intend to become too close to it but every day, he is starting to feel as if the creature that he saved is no normal monster. Dottore wondered to why the peculiar man is so kind to him and yet he finds him very intriguing.
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20 Oct 2025
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“There’s one last test I’d like to run,” Zandik says, pulling back with a satisfied look splashed across his face, “Are you alright for one more test?”
The soft whirr of the egg pulsing against Baizhu’s prostate now feels almost as normal as the beating of his own heart, and he shifts his hips to move the sensation around.
“Yes,” Baizhu replies, “I can do one more. What would you have me do, Doctor?””
~ This work is part of a collaboration for Baizhu Week 2025 ~
Day 3: Costume/Roleplay
Fic by: TinyDisplacerBeast
Art by: @solas003.bsky.social- Language:
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20 Oct 2025
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He had never hesitated before.
He had also never taken the life of someone whose eyes he could see. Whose sweat he could smell. Whose fear and helplessness in the form of blown out pupils rimmed in hazel bore into his very soul. He thought he’d excised that part of himself long ago.
He thought this might be what mercy felt like.
Mech pilots from warring nations crash onto an uncharted planet. Jayce and Viktor, once enemies, now must work together for their own survival and their way home. What was once a violent entanglement quickly evolves into something new, beautiful, and equally terrifying.
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08 Oct 2025
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"Kayn liked playing pool, usually alone.
He was good at it. Great, even.
Ezreal was better."OR:
Ezrhaayn semi-public sex on top of a pool table because Kayn is a sore loser.
Also, Sett is slapped with a pancake.Series
- Part 7 of THE Oneshot Compilation
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01 Oct 2025
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Give in by elvendreamsfics for Realworld_no_shinobi
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power (TV 2022)
26 Jul 2025
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Adar's bizarre lunch with a prisoner Galadriel in S02E06 doesn't end the same, as they feel very attracted to each other. They find another solution to the Ost-in-Edhil problem and battle is avoided/ but this is also close enough to PWP as the smut take the biggest part of the fic...
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04 Sep 2025
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Clark struggles with something his Ma might call jealousy after walking in on Bruce and Hal together after a mission. Instead of letting Clark's feelings ruin the Justice League's hard-won team cohesion, Bruce suggests an alternative arrangement: sleep together once, work the tension between them out of their systems, and then go back to normal afterward.
The problem with that plan? It's not just casual, and neither of them can ever go back to normal once it's all said and done.
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27 Aug 2025
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O ouro das correntes by oakenshielec
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 Aug 2025
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"Há um dragão no Tesouro", é tudo o que ecoa pelo grande salão da Montanha Solitária através das milhares bocas dos anões. Soldados batem suas espadas, machado e botas contra a pedra, chiando na língua materna, khuzdul. Eles agitam-se mais e mais ao ponto das poucas crianças de Erebor chorarem nos colos das mães e cuidadores. A primeira vez que Thorin ouviu boato foi a cerca de dez luas cheias atrás, um servo tropeçou nos próprios pés e arrastou-se em berros pelo salão do Tesouro com a barba branca e olhos lípidos, entre murmúrios e choramingos, o velho anão apontou para além do ouro e disse; "Dragão". Há um dragão lá dentro."
[XOXO. Olha quem está vivo para surpresa de todos, esse oneshot está completa e classificada como +16 anos. Espero que goste do meu pequeno mundo alternativo, tenho outras coisas para se publicar se você quiser. Boa leitura, amo vocês.]
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20 Aug 2025
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D&D&D (Dungeons & Dragons & Domming Your Boyfriend) by Gr00vyMutation
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
23 May 2025
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“Honestly?” Jayce’s smile turns a little shy. “I thought it was…kinda sexy.”
Viktor’s sat back in his chair, arms folded, and bit his lip to keep from laughing. “You thought my voice, that I used for the final boss of our Dungeons and Dragons campaign, was sexy?”“I mean it helps that it’s you,” Jayce continued. “I think everything about do is sexy, but something about the whole ‘lovers to enemies’ thing he has going with my character, I dunno, it’s kinda hot. That bit in the reactor room? There was definitely tension there, right?”
“Hmm.” Viktor put down his pen and turned to Jayce, placing a hand in the centre of his chest and looking at him mischievously. When he spoke, his voice was noticeably lower. “You think my voice is…attractive, Defender?”
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Jayce has a thing for Viktor's D&D character. They fuck about it. Modern AU
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12 Aug 2025
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Dangerous Temptation by littlerosebud for wraithfangs
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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“Your whisky, Monsieur,” says the gorgeous bartender as he bends over to put the glass of whisky on the small table next to Wriothesley’s plush armchair.
“How many times do I have to tell you, sweetheart? It’s Wriothesley to you,” says the mafia boss as his eyes roam over the bartender.
The ghost of a smile graces Neuvillette's lips. “That would hardly be polite.”
“You like playing hard to get, as always,” says the mafioso with humor, an amused smile on his lips. How he yearns to hear his name from Neuvillette’s rosy and inviting lips.
Neuvillette’s lips curl into a mischievous smile. “I find that nothing worthwhile is easily earned, Monsieur.”
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Wriothesley, leader of one of the most dangerous criminal organizations of Fontaine, finds himself enraptured by a gorgeous bartender who might end up being more than meets the eye...
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11 Aug 2025
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The Handsome Billionaire I Saw at the Gala by bredsticc
Fandoms: Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
05 Aug 2025
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Batman gets hurt badly while on patrol and Superman comes to the rescue, but the only way to save him is to reveal his identity. And oh, it's that super hot billionaire he met at a charity gala the other week. Turns out Bruce was flirting with him the whole time.
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05 Aug 2025