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The war started to drag on them all.
As the greatest pranksters of their generation, he and his twin could not let that stand, not for long, and so a plot was hatched. It would be their greatest prank yet, surpassing their efforts to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire, or any of their ideas for the products on their shelves, or even their very own Farewell to Hogwarts, portable swamp and all, for this was a joy that would be shared.
The prank went like this:
On many nights, after many missions gone wrong in many different ways, Fred and George would find themselves in a safe house, waiting for word that it was safe to return home. It was always a different house, always in different company, but the steps from there would be the same.
One twin to distract, all charm and laughter and patching up wounds, big and showy and once even setting off a firework or two to keep all the attention on them.
One twin to scout, to open each door in the cottage or apartment or house and count up the bedrooms. And then, through some ingenious charm work and a little slight of hand, alas, the answer each time was the same.
Only one bed.
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- Part 3 of Fests 2026
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A rude awakening at an ungodly hour pushes Harry to his limits, just in time for the ludicrous suggestions of that evil little voice in his head to maybe make a tiny bit of sense. It all goes downhill from there.
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- Part 10 of Purgilicious
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On the occasion of his 16th birthday, Severus Snape, registered member of the House of Prince, is notified of his obligation to enter into a valid marriage within the next three years or have his standing within the Wizarding Community of Great Britain called into question. Predictably, he does not take the news well.
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- Part 4 of Fests 2026
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After the end of the world, Harry just wants to live his life in peace. That is, until one of the dead decides to stick around.
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- Part 2 of Fests 2026
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Deep in an Albanian Forest, Caradoc Weasley finds a wizard in exile, cursed into beastly form, who seeks only the favor of his beloved Master of Death to set him free.
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- Part 9 of Purgilicious
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Unrelated, prompted fics for the various fests I find. These will usually be finished/one shots, and won't be a consistent ship, rating, style, etc.
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All harrymort all the time.
Basically these are all unrelated, prompted, harrymort fics (including off-screen/pre-relationship), that were 24 hours or less from prompted to posted per the rules of the purge.
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Another year, another fest collection. Mostly bc the first one started getting a bit bulky and I already know this year's is gonna be worse.
Unrelated fics, all genres, all characters, all eras. I make no promises on content or anything at all really. Pairings listed in the Series Notes.
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Broken Tomarrymort Telephone 2025 by beanclip, BrokenTomarrymortTelephone, Chaos_Bear, chiocchi, Corpium, curioushabitforarivergod, ermineah, frogsaswell, houndsofheaven, Lytri, osculatrix, rowena_rain, separatrix (osculatrix), SquibNation10, valkyrie_chemist, zadezy
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2025
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Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone, 2025 edition!
The game so nice we played it twice! Once again a few of us decided to create a Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.
In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a one-shot fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence formatted like a Clue(do) accusation: "X in Y with Z." This continued through eighteen (18!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.
Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.
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Tom Riddle as the HeroTM of every Greek Tragedy by beanclip
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Nov 2025
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Because he's got enough drama for it, and enough moral dubiousness as well.
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