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The war started to drag on them all.
As the greatest pranksters of their generation, he and his twin could not let that stand, not for long, and so a plot was hatched. It would be their greatest prank yet, surpassing their efforts to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire, or any of their ideas for the products on their shelves, or even their very own Farewell to Hogwarts, portable swamp and all, for this was a joy that would be shared.
The prank went like this:
On many nights, after many missions gone wrong in many different ways, Fred and George would find themselves in a safe house, waiting for word that it was safe to return home. It was always a different house, always in different company, but the steps from there would be the same.
One twin to distract, all charm and laughter and patching up wounds, big and showy and once even setting off a firework or two to keep all the attention on them.
One twin to scout, to open each door in the cottage or apartment or house and count up the bedrooms. And then, through some ingenious charm work and a little slight of hand, alas, the answer each time was the same.
Only one bed.
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- Part 3 of Fests 2026
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A rude awakening at an ungodly hour pushes Harry to his limits, just in time for the ludicrous suggestions of that evil little voice in his head to maybe make a tiny bit of sense. It all goes downhill from there.
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- Part 10 of Purgilicious
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On the occasion of his 16th birthday, Severus Snape, registered member of the House of Prince, is notified of his obligation to enter into a valid marriage within the next three years or have his standing within the Wizarding Community of Great Britain called into question. Predictably, he does not take the news well.
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- Part 4 of Fests 2026
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After the end of the world, Harry just wants to live his life in peace. That is, until one of the dead decides to stick around.
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- Part 2 of Fests 2026
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Deep in an Albanian Forest, Caradoc Weasley finds a wizard in exile, cursed into beastly form, who seeks only the favor of his beloved Master of Death to set him free.
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- Part 9 of Purgilicious
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Shortly after Sirius' death, Harry receives a note that will change everything about the war and how it might end. All he has to do is agree to the proposal and let it happen.
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- Part 8 of Purgilicious
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On his birthday at the start of 1982, Severus reflects on all the ways this year is so much more painful than the last.
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- Part 1 of Fests 2026
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Harry Potter, unwanted orphan, has never really had a home. No matter that every year, he's wished with all his might for someone to come and save him.
This year, his new friend Snuffles hears his wish, and does everything in his power to see it fulfilled.
If only it were that simple.
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Fairy tale AU, and rather massively canon divergent. Think like one part Cinderella, one part Swan Lake/Swan Princess, and one part Princess Frog?
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- Part 7 of Purgilicious
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“Hullo, I don’t suppose you’ve heard anything about a fancy traveling wardstone contraption?” the auror said, blundering right into what he needed, without taking even a moment to introduce himself first.
The auror was on a case. The auror was hoping they'd heard word of the recent sale of some sort of artifact that had been giving them trouble. The auror was still smiling, and reassured him that they were under no suspicion, that he was just going for a lead, and all the while, Tom wracked his brain, trying to identify who the auror was.
This auror was a mystery, and one that Tom suspected would be quite interesting to tease apart.
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When a Harry Potter out of his time stumbles into Tom's shop, Tom hatches a plan to make his wildest dreams come true.
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During Harry's first detention with Umbridge, she has him use one of the Ministry's blood quills with a little something extra added to its enchantment, under the impression it will break his will even faster than the torture will. Too bad she didn't read all the fine print.
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Wandering through London on a summer day, Harry stumbles into a carnival.
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- Part 6 of Purgilicious
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Harry gets brought along on the horcrux hunt, throwing up roadblocks and misdirections at every turn. He just needs to hold out until the war is won, until he won't have to pretend any longer.
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- Part 5 of Purgilicious
- Part 1 of Tom Riddle as the HeroTM of every Greek Tragedy
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Harry Potter—Auror, Chosen One, and utterly exhausted after finally freeing the Wizarding World from the longest-reigning Dark Lord in history—jumps back in time to fix everything that went wrong:
Step 1: Thwart Dobby's evil plans before he can poison the Dark Lord's ex-lover
Step 2: Slip a tip to the Ministry about how to win the war
Step 3: Fix the chestnut blight before it can send the entire Northern Hemisphere into a famineLucky for him, there's a very charming Head Boy oh-so-willing to help him out.
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- Part 4 of Purgilicious
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An Unspeakable debriefs Auror Potter on his most recent case.
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- Part 3 of Purgilicious
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During Slughorn's Annual Christmas Party, Tom is dragged out of his boredom by the appearance of a mysterious shade.
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- Part 2 of Purgilicious
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During the First Wizarding War, Lily and Sirius take a risk in trying out trying out an untested ritual found in Cassieopiea Black's journals on none other than Lord Voldemort.
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- Part 18 of Fests 2025
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Neville reports for detention with the Carrows, and learns a lesson he didn't expect to.
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- Part 19 of Fests 2025
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After the sudden end to the second war, Voldemort reflects on where his choices have led him and what regrets he has.
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- Part 1 of Purgilicious
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“…and finally, a jar of holly berries, to be delivered to the Potions Classroom at your earliest convenience for the coming school year,” Severus said.
He flicked his wrist, dismissing his patronus to its recipient, his mind already going to his next task. But just before it was out of sight, Severus caught his first glimpse of the thing and found himself stunned into stillness.
He didn’t get a good look at it, but there was one thing he was certain of: it was far too small to have been his doe.
After all these years, it had never changed. Not until now, that is.
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- Part 17 of Fests 2025
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Into the Veil by beanclip, BrokenTomarrymortTelephone
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Aug 2025
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Prompt: Harry in the veil with Voldemort
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- Part 2 of Broken Tomarrymort Telephone 2025