17 Bookmarks by bloomingmess
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Kerch endearments do not translate well. Inej is deeply hurt and insulted by something Kaz says to her.
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15 Jan 2026
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"Well, I would like to have a word with your employer then," Eddie says as he backs towards his car. "Oh no wait a second, that's you! No one is forcing you to do this!"
"Why are you so afraid of love?" Buck wails back instead of replying to Eddie’s accusation.----
Eddie knew that when he and Christopher moved to LA, there would be a lot more deities than he was used to. What he did not expect was a Cupid that had it out for him, determined for Eddie to fall in love despite Eddie's repeated refusals, denials and threats. But Eddie needs a partner in the field and it seems like the winged weasel is the closest he is getting.- Language:
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15 Mar 2025
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“We rest in the shade of trees our ancestors planted.”
They called the man in the ice Yiling Laozu, after a folk hero associated with the town in the foothills of the mountains where he was found.
No one expected him to be alive!
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Nursery Rhymes by manaika
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Sep 2021
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Lan Xichen is a pediatrician who often treats child abuse cases for various foster homes, orphanages and social workers for free. He's currently looking for a second nurse because Luo Qingyang is freshly back from maternal leave and can't be expected to work full time with a baby on hand and none of her substitutes were up to the task. Enter Wei Ying with a semester worth of med school, stellar recommendations, a huge gap in his CV and a laugh bright and warm as the sun.
Skeptical at first, Xichen decides to give the man a chance. He gets more than he bargained for with exactly zero regrets.
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- 13/13
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12 Aug 2022
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"Proofing, also sometimes called final fermentation, is the specific term for allowing dough to rise after it has been shaped and before it is baked."
Less than a year has passed since the final battle, and the Ministry is already up to its old tricks. Harry would very much like them to stop ignoring due process, tossing people in Azkaban, controlling the press, and menacing the populace with dementors.
He would also like, if at all possible, to bake a passable loaf of bread.
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- 5/5
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14 Mar 2022
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I Will Never Be Him by SpiritOfFox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jul 2020
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Yan Xiyan - Binghe's 67th conquest - never lived up to the expectations placed on her shoulders when the long-awaited Celestial Fox Demon arc started in the novel. The readers and the author quickly forgot about her the moment the wedding was finished and she was never mentioned again.
This should have made Shen Yuan's transmigrated life smooth-sailing, allowing him to disappear into anonymity, to live his new life freely in the safety of Binghe's harem. But life is full of surprises, eh?
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- Part 1 of Six Feet Under
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- 78,685
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- 9/9
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17 Dec 2021
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Of Supervillains and Paternity Tests by onelittlebirdiesittingonthesill
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Jun 2020
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Midoriya Izuku is just getting settled into life in the dorms, as a rising hero, comfortable in his knowledge of Eri-chan's safety.
Then someone collapses the roof of the dorms, and Aizawa-sensei shows them the newly-rewound identity of All For One.
And he has freckles.
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06 Feb 2021
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decay by antebunny
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Nov 2020
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The Lans agree to take in the Dafan Wen after Wei Wuxian rescues them from Qiongli Path. Their only condition: that Wei Wuxian lets himself be purified of resentful energy. Lan Wangji thinks this is how he will finally get his Wei Ying back, free from demonic influences. Wei Wuxian thinks this is a fancy way of saying "execution."
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- Part 15 of MDZS October 2020
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- 3/3
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06 Feb 2021
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After the Blue Spirit frees the Avatar from the Pohuai Stronghold, Admiral Zhao captures Prince Zuko under suspicion of treason. Isolated from his Uncle and his crew, Zuko has only one ally: the chatty prisoner one cell over.
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- Part 1 of Birds of a Phoenix Feather
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- 16/16
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- 62
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- 4,885
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06 Jan 2021
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Cartwheels In Cloud Recesses by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Nov 2020
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Wei Changze and Cangse Sanren don’t die. Some things change. Some things don’t.
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It's a beautiful day in Cloud Recesses and you are a horrible guest disciple.
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- Part 1 of Cartwheels In Cloud Recesses
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- 1/1
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- 327
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31 Dec 2020
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In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
And I think that's beautiful.
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Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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Actions speak so much louder than words.Series
- Part 2 of Lullabyknell's Hobbit Stories
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29 Dec 2020
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The good news is that Lan Jingyi has found a mentor, friend, and constant companion through the difficulties in life.
The bad news is that that’s because he’s been accidentally possessed by the Yiling Patriarch.
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- 2/2
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09 Dec 2020
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On a drunken dare, Jiang Cheng drinks a potion that allows him to hear other people’s lustful thoughts. It’s just his luck that he’s stuck in close vicinity with the guy who is completely and utterly besotted with his idiot brother.
One thing's for certain - there is no way he's leaving this with his sanity intact.
(Or, where Jiang Cheng has a lot of regrets, Lan Wangji is having an ongoing sexuality crisis, and Wei Wuxian is as oblivious as ever).
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08 Aug 2020
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Wei Wuxian, Who's That? by bumbledees
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Jul 2020
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In which Wei Wuxian gets himself out of being Jin Sect enemy number one by becoming Lan Qiren's niece-in-law, and falls in love with Lan Wangji somewhere along the way.
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- 20/20
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31 Jul 2020
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A fluffy canon divergence AU where Lan Qiren realises Lan Wangji is in love with Wei Wuxian and is determined to not let history repeat itself. He sets out to reshape Wei Wuxian into an exceptional cultivator and a good match for Wangji, and along the way changes the course of their lives.
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13 Jun 2020
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Lan Sizhui Sees Dead People by darkbrokenreaper
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
25 Feb 2022
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- 10
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- 3,644
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11 Jun 2020
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One Shot Wok by AMournfulHowlInTheNight
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Jan 2019
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All For One's problem wasn't one the criminal underground usually experienced. In fact, in two hundred years, All For One couldn't remember ever having even a remotely similar experience. All Might was the least of his worries.
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- Part 1 of Wok For All