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    “I’m Lee Minho, by the way,” the man—Minho—says. “Thank you for the coffee.”

    Seungmin is aware enough of social cues to know that this is the point when he should introduce himself. Unfortunately, however, he is, as mentioned before, exhausted. And also a little stupid.

    “I’m tired,” is what Seungmin responds with, because apparently all his brain cells have vacated the premises.

    Minho just laughs harder, before tugging the brim of Seungmin’s ugly work hat over his eyes.

    “Cute,” Minho says, before beginning to walk out of the building. “Bye, Tired. See you next week.”
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    or: seungmin's personal vendetta against the regular at the coffee shop who insists on ordering the worst drinks known to man every morning.
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    translation into russian here

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    01 Jul 2024

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    Lmh coffee criminal 🤣

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    “He thought we were dating,” Minho said.
    Seungmin blinked. “‘We’ as in you and him, or ‘we’ as in…”
    “Me and you,” Minho clarified. Then he scoffed for good measure.
    “Hmm,” said Seungmin. He didn’t appear to be particularly affected by it, which was aggravating. Minho had been hoping that he would look horrified and leave immediately, stop intruding on Minho’s space or something, but he just turned the page of his notebook. “I can’t believe he thinks my standards are so low. I’d expect better behavior from someone I was actually dating.”
    Minho let out an outraged noise that was too loud in the muffled library. “I’ll have you know that I am on my best behavior,” he hissed.
    “I still have all my limbs, so it probably is your best,” Seungmin agreed. “But basic physical safety isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement for a romantic partner, you know.”

    Or: If Seungmin is going to ruin Minho's semester by crowding his study table, Minho will be damned if Seungmin's allowed to go on a date with someone else and have fun. Even if it is for charity. Even if Minho has to pay out of pocket for the privilege of ruining Seungmin's chances at a nice time.

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    01 Jun 2024

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    Kim Seungmin, two-time KBO MVP and newest member of the Oakland A’s, has a problem.

    “You didn't tell me your friend was hot,” Seungmin accuses.

    “When would I have brought it up?” Jisung raises his voice an octave in mocking mimicry. “Hey, Seungmin-ah, I know you've been finding the food they serve in the team cafeteria super boring, maybe you can work something out with my university friend who lives nearby who’s a health nut and cooks really well but needs somewhere to do it because the kitchen in his apartment is shit and oh by the way he's hot.”

    (or: seungmin and minho, two strangers previously joined only by their mutual affection for one han jisung, find a new home in each other across the pacific ocean)

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    31 May 2024

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    2MIN <3

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    Jisung heard a sigh next to him.
    “You again.” Minho sounded like he was annoyed just at the sight of him. “What’s the issue?”
    Jisung matched his sigh with one of his own. “Constipated,” he said bluntly.
    “Any pain?” Minho asked, instincts to help kicking in despite his obvious dislike for Jisung. He nodded. The pharmacist grabbed a product off the shelf and shoved it into his hands.
    “This will work within 30 minutes. Shove it up your arse and squeeze. I'm sure you're used to that - having things shoved up your arse.”

    In which Jisung enjoys dropping by the local pharmacy to hang out with his friend Felix, and swoon over the gorgeous Hyunjin. Then a new pharmacist starts working there, and takes an immediate (and mutual) dislike to him, which complicates his visits, and his life in general.

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    23 May 2024

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    Minho 😭😭😭

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    After wishing on a star, Jisung develops the bizarre ability to see "lust gauges" of the people around him, displaying the current arousal levels of their owners. As if that weren't strange enough, his best friend Minho's gauge is always filled to the brim despite him being one of the most calm and collected people Jisung knows. Is something wrong with his new power, or is Minho seriously that horny?

    Jisung figures he should take matters into his own hands―literally―before Minho's unhinged lust becomes a serious problem. Other problems arise, like worrying over Minho so much he has no time to use his new power to score himself a girlfriend.

    That, and the complicated feelings that inevitably come with the territory of sleeping with his best friend.

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    16 May 2024

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