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You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Cool Parka by cleverqueen
Fandoms: DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV)
27 Jun 2019
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Snart left a lot of parkas in the cargo hold, in enough sizes to outfit team members he’d never even met before. You know he couldn’t resist leaving messages with them too.
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AKA "The Boring Immortals Club." The race is on to save a boring Immortal from being noticed by Duncan MacLeod before it's too late to avoid the famous Immortal's web of over-excitement and violence. (Set in Seattle in the late 20-teens.)
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Our Man in the Treasury by cleverqueen
Fandoms: Yes Prime Minister, Highlander: The Series
26 Feb 2019
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A brief (for Yes, Prime Minister) conversation ensues when Bernard realizes he's seen the same name across multiple Prime Ministers' diaries. Is the existence of an Immortal civil servant really such a leap? (And does it surprise any reader that it would be Methos?)
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Day 7: Free Day
Post Oculus, Len has found himself in the 1890s. Now it’s up to the Waverider to come get him. Of course, he’s technically an aberration these days; the new kids don’t know him; and Sara’s a bit worried about that kissing thing since she’s learned about Mick’s plans to marry him.
Oh, also, this whole story is told in advice columns.
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- Part 7 of Coldwave Week 2017
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Day 6: Jealousy
Once, Mick’s psychiatrist wanted to talk about his and Len’s co-dependent behavior. Mick lit her office on fire and got another psychiatrist who was more interested in staying flame-free. Maybe that was a bad idea.
(Rating is for swearing. So much swearing. Also, one guy gets his brains blown out.)
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- Part 6 of Coldwave Week 2017
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Legends of Tomorrow Season 2 Rewrite by ajremix, asexual-fandom-queen (writeordietrying), blueinkpearls, cleverqueen, Daughter_of_Scotland, Drownedinlight, everyperfectsummer, hippothebrave, ibecxmebetter (the_consulting_criminal), Kako_Pumpkin, laCommunarde, MaryWisdom, nirejseki, oneiriad, polytropic, pretzel_logic, prouvairablehulk, questionablesidekick, sanctuary_for_all
Fandom Arrow (TV 2012), Constantine, DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Legends of Tomorrow, Supergirl (TV 2015), The Flash (TV 2014)
27 Sep 2017
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A fully fledged 22-episode rewrite - the same overall season arc, but very different individual episodes, character arcs, more character development, etc. All the things we wanted to see in Season 2 and which we didn't get - and keeping all the stuff we did like! This is about as shippy as the season 1 of the show, which means that there are plenty of moments for each and every ship you hope to see, but it's primarily gen.
18 authors have collaborated to bring you 22 full new episodes, with our collective vision for what Season 2 could have been.
Once you’re as excited about this new season as we are, come chat with us at @lotrewrite on tumblr! There you’ll find incredible bonus fanworks, including a full tarot deck art set by the amazing @kicking-shoes, and we encourage you to create your own works for our re-write! We welcome your art, meta, fic, vids, and general squee!
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- 184,555
- Works:
- 16
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Coldwave Week 2017 by cleverqueen
Fandom DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), The Flash (TV 2014)
29 Oct 2017
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Stories for Coldwave Week 2017. These are all stand-alone stories to the various prompts.
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- 7
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Before Len and Mick were supervillains, they were normal criminals. Normal criminals with normal lives. Normal lives that included things like ice skating and ballet.
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- 8
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A bunch of unrelated stories in a variety of fandoms, each approx 400-1000 words. They've been inspired by prompts from my adoring (?) public.
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- 2,157
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- 2
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A thousand years ago the Jedi Order made a choice. They were in the midst of a collapse, buffeted by forces on every side and afraid they were seeing the end of their Order. Most of the Galaxy saw soulmarks as little more than an interesting phenomenon. Debate raged between cultures, peoples, and planets, over how to interpret them. To the Jedi the choice was simple in the midst of much greater choices they were being forced to make. Take away any Jedi's soulmark. Remove one obstacle and point of contention. To the majority of the Galaxy it didn't matter, they ignored theirs regardless.
But to Mandalorians the call of soul to soul is one of the most sacred bonds. Only one with a soulmark could be called as the Mand'alor and their other half as the Be'alor. Any who swore the oaths of a Mandalorian would know who these beings were. It was a call of soul to soul.
Obi-Wan Kenobi was born with a soulmark. Taken away from him as an infant, he never felt the loss until fate intervened on the planet of Mandalore.
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- English
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- 134,810
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- 33/33
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Bookmarked by cleverqueen
11 Feb 2026
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No human is permitted to see the Animal Court. But Tim, a feral, too-small thing, with tangled hair and teeth that yet remember how to rend, who scrambles about on four legs as often as two because there is no one to lift him to his feet - Tim, who wandered into the nighttime woods and has no one to call him back to the light of human homes - why would the forest have any reason to think him a man-thing?
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- Part 1 of Pack Tactics
Bookmarked by cleverqueen
07 Feb 2026
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Tim decides the best way to escape his parents for a bit is to just... live in the batcave. It's foolproof!
Bookmarked by cleverqueen
27 Jan 2026
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How to Succeed in Dark Wizardry (Without Really Trying) by technically_direct
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2025
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Ron maybe accidentally-on-purpose becomes a dark wizard, and everything changes.
(a canon rewrite, with a bit of a twist)
(also this is not a 'Ron is Evil, actually' fic so if that's what you're expecting, maybe give this a skip)- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 104,426
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 1,444
- Kudos:
- 6,386
- Bookmarks:
- 2,436
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- 215,211
Bookmarked by cleverqueen
26 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Ron, full of ennui, is a dark wizard cuz why not.
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Draco wears his white blond hair long, just like his father. Harry meets him at Madam Malkin’s shop, thinks he’s a very pretty girl, and instantly has a crush.
Draco Malfoy is not a girl. In fact, no one in this fic is gender-swapped. Harry’s just really bad at picking up gender cues in the wizarding world.
- Language:
- English
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- 22,494
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 1,086
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Bookmarked by cleverqueen
25 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Polite and kind accidental gender confusion.