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After receiving life-threatening news of a serious health scare, Eric Cartman resorts to his only option to cover the costs of his medical expenses. AKA: Cartman marries Kyle to gain access to his health insurance plan.
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15 Mar 2026
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"Ah, it was all a plot to keep justifying your awful Jewish jokes, I see," Kyle sets his glass aside, taking Eric's hand and intertwining their fingers. "Should have known."
"First of all, my jokes are the best," his tone is smug, but the sparkle in his eyes betrays any hint of seriousness in his words. "Second of all, that was the plan all along," he raises their joined hands to kiss the knuckles, smiling at the incredulous huff he receives in response.
"You're an idiot," Kyle whispers, gently squeezing his hand.
"I'm your idiot," he responds immediately, releasing his hand to wrap his arm around his waist.
'I love you' is not just said with words
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Kyman Valentine Week 2025Series
- Part 12 of Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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15 Mar 2026
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Kyle and Cartman have been secretly dating for two weeks.
They’re still playing superheroes, pretending nothing’s changed, and trying very hard not to get caught.
Stan and Kenny are definitely starting to notice.
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14 Mar 2026
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When a photo shoot for Astra's upcoming album doesn't go as planned, Evelyn will step in as a replacement model, unaware that her appearance would cause quite the fuss amongst the Astranauts.
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12 Mar 2026
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“Even now, she wanted to take that little girl by the hands and tell her earnestly that the world, however small it seemed, was big enough to hold wonderful people she had yet to meet.”
— in which Vivian Banshee realizes she is actually very much loved by a lot of people, a certain proxy included
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11 Mar 2026