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After receiving life-threatening news of a serious health scare, Eric Cartman resorts to his only option to cover the costs of his medical expenses. AKA: Cartman marries Kyle to gain access to his health insurance plan.
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15 Mar 2026
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"Ah, it was all a plot to keep justifying your awful Jewish jokes, I see," Kyle sets his glass aside, taking Eric's hand and intertwining their fingers. "Should have known."
"First of all, my jokes are the best," his tone is smug, but the sparkle in his eyes betrays any hint of seriousness in his words. "Second of all, that was the plan all along," he raises their joined hands to kiss the knuckles, smiling at the incredulous huff he receives in response.
"You're an idiot," Kyle whispers, gently squeezing his hand.
"I'm your idiot," he responds immediately, releasing his hand to wrap his arm around his waist.
'I love you' is not just said with words
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Kyman Valentine Week 2025Series
- Part 12 of Kyman Valentine Week 2025
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15 Mar 2026
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Kyle and Cartman have been secretly dating for two weeks.
They’re still playing superheroes, pretending nothing’s changed, and trying very hard not to get caught.
Stan and Kenny are definitely starting to notice.
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14 Mar 2026
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When a photo shoot for Astra's upcoming album doesn't go as planned, Evelyn will step in as a replacement model, unaware that her appearance would cause quite the fuss amongst the Astranauts.
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12 Mar 2026
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“Even now, she wanted to take that little girl by the hands and tell her earnestly that the world, however small it seemed, was big enough to hold wonderful people she had yet to meet.”
— in which Vivian Banshee realizes she is actually very much loved by a lot of people, a certain proxy included
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11 Mar 2026
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Yuzuha is having some trouble with her girlfriend — namely, that Alice still hasn't noticed they're dating yet. At the end of her rope, she enlists some expert(?) help in conveying her feelings to the flighty rabbit thiren.
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08 Mar 2026
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We Share So Many Secrets (There Are Some We Never Tell) by rasberry_lovely
Fandoms: South Park
28 Jun 2023
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Four times Tweek almost reveals her identity to Clair + The time she finally does.
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06 Mar 2026
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Three times it was supposed to be fake, and the one time it was real.
Happy lesbian visibility week :)
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06 Mar 2026
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She doesn't need to look at who it is, having recognized the ringtone, which she set for just that reason; what she does look at is the time, squinting, and curses when her vision clears enough to see that it's two in the fucking morning. God, this better be important, she thinks, accepting the call before it goes to voicemail.
Erica is in trouble, as always, and Kylie, as always, don't think twice to go and help.
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12 Days of Christmas
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- Part 6 of 12 Days of Christmas 2024
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26 Feb 2026
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Tweek had dried icing crusting her face the first time she met Craig. Her hair was shoved haphazardly into the sorriest excuse for a bun ever to exist. Her nails were chewed to the quick and covered in chipped, yellow polish. She was, quite frankly, a mess. Usually, this wouldn’t have mattered. Tweek didn’t care what state people saw her in, especially men. Not that it particularly mattered what state women saw her in either, seeing as she was an undatable disaster of a human who had survived to the grand old age of twenty-five by sheer luck and caffeine alone.
Or, when her customer comes to collect the custom cake they'd ordered, they're not at all what Tweek was expecting. For starters, Craig Tucker isn't a man...
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26 Feb 2026
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Kyla is already not having the best of days, but dealing with Erica makes it substantially worse. What started as a messy Friday quickly escalates into a whirlpool of thoughts Kyla did not want to have about her infamous nemesis.
Written for the day 2 of Kyman Week 2022. The prompts were 'Genderswap' and 'Tension'.Series
- Part 2 of Kyman Week 2022
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26 Feb 2026
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Erica and Kyla have been dating for a few weeks now, everything is peaches and cream, except Erica has no idea what’s going on.
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25 Feb 2026
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“M’kay. Are you currently questioning your sexuality and/or gender?” He reads, emphasising each syllable.
“YES!”
“Yes?” The teacher repeats, doubt in his voice.
Uh oh. “Yeah, I’m totally questioning my sexuality.” He lies.
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In a poor attempt to get out of class, Cartman accidentally identifies as bisexual.Series
- Part 1 of South Park Universe
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23 Feb 2026
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Kyle Broflovski decides at the end of summer, he'd confess to his unlikely crush. And to his surprise, Eric Cartman may just feel the same way. But Cartman needs something from Kyle first.
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Kyle murks someone (but it's okay because they deserve it)
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18 Feb 2026
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In five days, Kyle's family returns to town... Cartman prepares a surprise for the Jew, and Stan Marsh unwillingly becomes his assistant.
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17 Feb 2026
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The guys love having sleepovers even while being in highschool, but things take an unexpected turn when Cartman starts to feel strange towards his best friends..
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16 Feb 2026
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One of the strangest parts of going through puberty? Realising your friends are kinda cute.
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16 Feb 2026
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Noah is locked out of his room thanks to Izzy and goes to Cody for help and they end up sharing a bed.
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10 Feb 2026
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After three years of fake dating, Tweek is convinced that his overwhelming feelings will wreck everything if Craig ever finds out about them. He's holding it together just fine until South Park Middle gives Craig a role in Grease, and Craig in a leather jacket pulls the whole thing down around Tweek's ears. Asking their friends for advice can't backfire that badly, right?
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07 Feb 2026
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An alternate version of the ending of Luna IV where Columbina gets mad and loses her cool, all the while she remembers snippets of their past together.
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28 Jan 2026